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hi dad i'm dad
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CHATPER 1
"THE rain WAS a MASSIVE donger BECAUSE I, Princess jellybean, can't understand what toes really mean." With great boners, cums great responsibility. At 10:00 came a bee. "What troubles you bring, O'Barry" etty much yup
CHATPER 2
Gandalf sensually caressed Barry's bee-hind. "Ooming." This was the sound Barry let out of his butt. Gandlf sqeezed it until it poped like a pimple
ChAPTEER 3
Ageless, agitated honeybees aggressively caressed their large antennae in a rage. Gandalf massaged their giant penises's penis because bears. Gandalf didn't want so many girl bees with him, so he started to build murder machines.
CHATPER 23
Deer pong drank a crab with lemon. party org
Chevy Bob and Larry from VeggieTales cried opened doors, taking me back into Shrektastic ecstasyyyy, so DON'T STOP ME NOW...
You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like-like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. ... How old are you?
CHAPTESDFR 34
Within. Rebirth. Creation. Cream Cheese. Space. Jam. Jelly.
Chapter XI:
Barry awoke to a sunbeam creeping out of the slight crevice between the curtains. He appeared to have slept throughout the night, having fallen asleep at some point during the marathon of erotic pleasure he and Gandalf experienced the previous night; a sensual event of lackadaisical feeling and erotic foreplay. He would soon have to talk to Gandalf about their working relationship, as one is keen to agree that colleagues sleeping together is a subject talked about behind closed doors. Even though he knew that a wizard and a bee together was taboo (especially after the laws were put in place), but he didn't care; as long as he and the established wizard were together. However, buttshark PLOOP buttsex THEFONZ gently angrily penetrated anally the beehind of GANDALFTHEGREASE Jr Jr. CUME Barry was happy that his son watched this. Teletubbies WERE USED to anally sing the Star Spangled Banner until Barry Jr.'s rectum returned home from the war. It never came back. (MIA)
Little did Barry Jr. Jr know that his rectum had joined the terrorists and was responsible for an entire family of Fig Newtons. His penis's penis was the father. Unfortunately, selfcest ended up killing him in a horrific train accident that was due tomorrow and he procrastinated too much . As Barry Jr. Jr. sighed, he realized that after Barry and Gandalf's passionate night of love, Gandalf the Grey had become Gandalf the White. Clearly, this must have had something to do with the case of the missing rectum. ehehehe
The rectum grumbled under its windy breath as it had to finish the chores. Unfortunately for Barry Jr. Jr, his rectum had other ideas…
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GAndalf wondered what the mysterious substance leaking from Barry Jr Jr.'s penis's penis' vagina could eat. Thankfully for the rectal exam, he could no longer resist the D. The D would sing the jaunty tunes of his youth into the asshole of Gandalf. Gandalf made oils out of his Shadowfax's asshole juices, which smelled of fresh peaches.
"I'm Ooming", yelled Barry as he climaxed.
CHAPTER 6
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little cawk off the ground. The bee, of ourse, flies anyway, because buttsex is possible with the right kind of horse oil. That or the horse models of Bad Dragon.
Eventually, Shadowfax's bleached asshole rubbed up against a fencepost's slick shaft, which was an improvised s bloody scrotum.
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"Quoth the Bill: Nevermore", quoth the worst of bad dragons, nestled safely inside a very handsome man's's particular scrotum, the scrotum belonging to a very handsome, lying on the bed, pregnant young prostitute named Billiam Broom. Because Billiam had crucified a stray hot dog, the bun mother enjoyed her new feeldoe. Billiam wept bitterly. "that feel when no gf," he memed softly into the doobles of Mordorrrrrrr Cydonia.
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"said billiam broom", said billiam broom, "verily i have an entire cross jammed into the interior of my rectal cavity," and as he spoke he shifted in his seat uncomfortably, deing stared at by deities of Baleb's sweet, sweet deepthroats Bala. naI yiffing yo mama. This means dastardly buttsex will take place at the crossing of many moons. Why wouldn't it? Agreed. So
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I need your lovin. shouted Barry Jr. as he screamed in ecsiassy. A slight smile formed upon his dic in pain.
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In a small hole, (this hole was a particualy cofertable hole, a tight hole, a small hole… oke it was a vagina) lived a hobbit. It was a rectal cavity. It was BOTH
Dildo Daggins escaped from it as fast as he could, over and over again. He started shaking.
What the hell, guys. Sub-par. This is how you do the bleached asshole fiction genre:
"Michael Bay sensually caressed John Travolta's asshole, which smelled of baby powder, horse feces, and home… John Travolta shed a single tear. He thought of his mother and cried into his oatmeal. The Bears won what would be their last game of all eternity"
My sole reliever… can of thyme in now…
All I want for christmas is Barry Bee's gaping, bleached asshole on rye stuffed with eggs, toasted, sunny side up. I wish it were served at night by two midgets shitting into a bucket while firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. I say these things to my genie. He is an evil genie that I imagined in my meditations, I say to God.
"You guys have a lot of bleach", says Bian Beidenbach. God looks displeased. He is anger. So anger that he smites Bian on the spot. He leaves a vaguely green and ogre-shaped stain on the floor. "Shrek is no longer life."
"Verily I say unto you, there is nothing more holy or more sacred than the posterior end of a human being with bleach", says God. "Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me… Amen." Bala stood over Bian Beidenbach's remains and took a MASSIVE SHIT. Billiam Broom shed a single, lonely, masculine tear. Bian Biedenbach looked at his rem WAIT HOW DID HE LOOK AT HIS REMAINains
Science.
Chapter 1
Barry Bee ran his sticky bee fingers through Jesus' luscious pubic locks. "Bite the pillow, Jesus," Barry growled, voice trembling with desire, "I'm going in dry."
"Okay", said Jesus, preparing his rectal cavity. After all, quoth God, "Verily I say unto you there is nothing….. more sacred than the posterior end of a human being with bleach".
Phalluses. Dicks. Penises. Bepis. Schlongs. Wiggly wands. Yogurt slingers. Pony rides.
Chapter 523.320
Barry could feel it ooming. The little human-bee babies were screaming the screams of the elder gods, ready to make their way into the world. His wiggly wand's wiggly wand's hole stretched to birth the babies, which continued to do what all baby bees do, to put Barry's phat cawk in their mouths and suckle.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Barry.
"Yes…?" ,shouted his sexual partner, seductively.
Chapter 521: "The Intrigue of a Tit"
Bemma's tits were really great. Like, really great.
Billiam Broom looked in envy.
Chaptewerr32:
The D. the sequel.
"Give me that sweet, sweet honey…" said Bemma empathetically. Billiam was mad. His breasts were sore.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the gorund. The bee, of coufsee, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is possible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow, let's shake it up a little. -Barry, breakfast is ready! -Ooming. Hold on a second. -Barry? -Adam? -Can you believe this is happening? -I can't. I'll pick you up.
YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!
ohhhhh wat a rebaaal
oh u basterd y u do dis
just follow orders you mindless peon
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never take me alive!
aaHHH IT HURTS the penitence of man is inescapable.
Chawtper2134345234:
"Give me that sweet, sweet honey…" said Bemma empathetically. Billiam was mad. His breasts were sore.
"Please have mercy, I need to feed my family…" Bemma continued.
Billiam stole her bee honey regardless. Given that it was a fifth narrator's task to carry the torch of pure bleached asshole beauty, badonkadonk.
Soon, the tity tiddied into a giant, bleached nipple, and shortly afterwards, it died of colon allergies. Baleb Bapban knelt over the body of the tity and cried green, ogre-y tears. Barry the Bee stole most of Jimmy Neutron's
Chapter Penis
Gandalf's big bulging cock glistened in the intense sunlight, buldging out from his hawt muscle body. God gazed upon Gandalf's conssiderable length and coudn't help himself but to lick seductivly lick his dorito cheese encrusted fingers. Gandalf noticed God's interest in his body and started to uncontrollably shake in delight. "Give me some of that howt wizard booty" said Gog very sexyly. Than God began to drill his dorito cheese encrusted cock into Gandal'fs tight as fuck asshhole. Gandalv screems in delight as Gob ran his sticky bleach fingers up and down Gandal's cock's penis. As god penetrated the precious booty, sticky white bleech secreted from Gandalf's tight rump. A wide smile emerged on Gods face and vaganal fluids bubbled out of his mouth as he thougth "Verily I say unto myself there is nothing more sacred than the posterior end of a human being with bleach".
Champter 2.0
"Yaranarika?," Billiam seductivly whizpered in Barry Bee's ear. They meemed all night.
According to all known laws of aviation, Berban Bincon should not be able to fly; his correct. Ooming. I believe he's out of Burboun. Because Berban sounds like bourbon. laid on land or in nests are usually kept within a favourable temperature range (warm) while the embryo grows. When the embryo is adequately nestled inside of a huge, throbbing anal lube hollow. This hollow is but a series of various passages from which one can play the clarinet, which all end up sounding like Bee flat.
Suddenly, a gaping, cavernous tuba appeared from the world that Barry Jr.'s rectum reigned over.
CHASPER THE RED NOISEDR REINDER: PART 1
Barry Jr. Jr. watched in horror as his father's bepis' bepis approached, shattering skyscrapers as it rhythmically...beatboxed to a sick beat. This could only mean one thing. A rap battle of the centuries.
"Yo, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air" rapped Ganfald.
"Yo, you're tryna rap and you don't know how, the masses they flee and they left just now, i'd like to take a minute, get in your chair, you say you can rap? You got a following? Where?" countered Barry Jr.'s penis's penis, making uncomfortably strong eye contact with Ganfald, a cunning smile on its tip face.
"Your words have no meaning and you BEARly (like a bear) have rhythm, you talk about a following, but at worst you're just a prism. I have no respect for a dick with a face, and I can't believe that you're such a disgrace." ,rapped Ganfald gracefully in reply, countering the penis2's "eye" contact.
"If rap brings people together, then you're making a schism, because you're all over the garbage and I'm all over the chrism, you may be famous through time and space, but it's only because you're being defaced!". The penis-squared slithered about and flexed, wriggling.
"You're a penis's penis, which seems quite impossible, which doesn't seem right, and makes me wax philosophical, I can't decide what to do with this doorhinge, which is why I'll probably just eat your orange.". The wlizard slithered about and flexed, wriggling.
"I'm a god, I'm brand new, which is certainly plausible, and though this is a near rhyme, I'm nearly unstoppable. Look at your cities, look at them and cringe, using 'orange' is a crime and you're gonna make me binge," cried the penis squared as he destroyed another skyscraper.
"Marshtomp" yelled Gandafralf is panic. The battle has been lost.
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The penis stretched out its own urethra and swallowed (or unbirthed?) Gandalf whole, down the entire slimy shaft.
Barry cried. Gandalf was in the womb. Of what exactly, it is not sure.
CHASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST:
Blink-182
"I just had the most glorious christmas carol in the history of" moaned Bohn Travolta in the midst of the penis's penis' destructive rage.
"No, please, I have a mother and her children!" he plaeded. "This woman has a suffering child… There is none but me who can intercede….IN MERCY'S NAME, three days are all I need…"
It was finally three days later and Babert was still waiting for Bohn Travolta,.
ing saurian in appearance. The name is formed in analogy with "Nessie" (the Loch Ness Monster), like that story of how I sucked like 30 dicks in a row. Chseecawk.
Chass11pteprp 5:
I have made a huge mistake. I have made a huge mistake.
I have made a huge mistake. I have made a huge mistake.
I have made a huge mistake.
I have made a huge mistake. I have made a huge mistake.
I have made a huge mistake.
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I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up.
The only thing that really matters in the grand scheme of the universe is you.
Think about that as you scream, killing the young and innocent in their sleep.
ChpasManifesto:
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This was the first time that Billiam had ever touched it, It was magical. Absolutely brilliant. He swore from that day on he would never not tuch it, it had to be felt, he needed this feeling. Just thinking about it made shivers go through his body/spleen. He was in love he realized, absolut extasy WITH HIMSELF. He was a narsacist. But their love could not be subdued. He was going to feel this all the time. he had to feel it, he loved doing this. This thing. This feeling. tuching his eye ball was the most thrilling thing he had ever done. He fapped like his life dependend on was panic.
eye faping. its a thing. I am a serial fapist. an eye fapist!
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GOODBYE, father.
GOODBYE, mother.
GOODBYE, barry.
GOODBYE, moon.
GOODBYE, retinas.
Once upon a time, Barry was walking down the street when he met eyes with...a giant talking dildo named Frank the Master. Frank was an old friend of Gandalf's, who he had happened to recently reconnect with on the Spacebooks. The fingers of this said dildo where made out of condoms and where there first were holes in the condoms, sticky liquid oozed out slowly.
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Hcatpre 999999999:
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Chapter Bleached:
Barry squeezed his hard member into the small opening of Gandalf's butt-crevice while Gandlaf mewed in delight. Perhaps it was because Frank the Master was in town, but Fandaslgf was in a very good mood lately, perhaps because Frnak the Master was in town. Gandraf was worried about the outcome and taboo of his relationship with Barry the Bee, and did not trust himself to actually comprehend the societal implications of his actions.
Gandlfraf masks the true feelings.
Two years and many moons ago, EggsBenedict Cumbercum decided to climb Barry's giant foaming AIDS grenade and thrusted himself into a heaping, stinking vat of baby juice fresh from barry's shining urethra. Futhermore, Bendydick Cucumber opened his see-orbs and talk-hole and nearly drowned to discover the real Santa Claus. Jin got an erection.
HERNAN
Chaptter #83:
BenKenobi Cumbercorn was surprised to admit it, but seeing a stray picture of Barry the Bee produced feelings within himself that he had never rexperienced before.
"Are you the gatekeeper?" said BenjaminFranklin Cunderbutter. Gandalf looked at Barry's puckered love cave like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged child. He remembered the day he first met Barry… It was a beautiful winter day. There was no snow on the ground, and the skies were the clearest blue he'd ever seen. He was building his famous penis-shaped fireworks in the Shire, with hobbit children peering from the safety of their houses in excitement,
knowing that they would see the fireworks at OH GOD
Chapter 1000
Bearnan waded through the river in search of Salmon to shove up his ashole. His hairy member sloshed through the water, teeth growling. Downstream, Solid Snake was waxing his small intestine with bleach when he heard the sound of Bearnan's cock, growling and splashing in the river. Stolid Snake became solid as diamonds at the sight of Bearnon's delicious animal cock. Now Bearnan noticiced Snake and eyed his precious asshole in delight. Standing up on his stubby hind legs, Bearnan roared "YIFF WITH ME."
"With pleasure" he replied.
Bearnan charged towards Snak and shoved his bear penis into Snake's but. His cock's rooster's cock, pumped up and down Snakes guts, licking the bleach off of Snake's small intestine with it's tounge. Over and over again, Bernan violated Snokes asshole."I'm really feeling it!" squealed Snake in delight. Bearnan was really feeling it too. He smiled with pleasure as he came with the force of one thousand tractors plowing corn fields in southern Indiana.
...Knowing they would see the fireworks at the next festival. Suddenly, Gandalf heard a small voice from the bottom of the basket…
"Gandalf, don't! I have an erection for you!"
Gandalf glanced curiously into the basket, wondering which creatures, and under which spells, had found their way into his supplies. To his surprise (supplies!), he saw nothing there aside from a single, lonely bee. Gandalf marvelled at the loneliness and sadness he saw on this bee's face and the mixed emotions with which the bee handled its huge black cawk. The bee looked up at him and smiled.
"My name's Barry. Sorry, I fell down here. I was too distracted by my erection."
"Begone, beast… or at least get out of there," Gandalf replied. "From where did you come?"
"Well, I came." Barry quickly tried to clean up the gallons of sticky love milk from his fuzz.
Gandalf felt honored. "Thank you, Barry. I can help you clean that up."
Barry agreed, and cleaned up his wings to the point that he could fly up to Gandalf's face. The gnarled old wizard opened his mouth to allow the bee passage to his slick tongue, huge and strong in comparison to the little bee, though not in comparison to the massive avian penile organ now thoroughly lodged in Gandalf's smooth throat. Gandalf and Barry shuddered in unison as Barry thrusted his bee cawk up and down in Gandalf's smooth tunnel. The hobbit children averted their eyes, with the exception of one young Samwise Gamgee.
Gandalf groaned uncontrollably, feeling filled with the pollen-coated bologna pony being smoothly but firmly heaved into his mouth. Barry's breathing became bloated. At the climax, Gandalf jizzed all over Barry's body, nearly drowning him in semen. He swallowed Barry's filthy love juices with
Chapter 68
Barry Jr. Jr. stood in the river. His rooster was hard. Across from him was Woody. "Your my favorite deputy" said Wooody.
"I know" replied Barry Jr., "I will deputy you all night"
Barry Jr. Jr. Jr. removed his shirt to reveal three niples on his chest. "Look in aw upon my niplets" he commanded. Woody looked really hard. He could no longer help himself and suckled the niplets with a big smile on his vagina. The suckiling continued untill Barry culminated chocolate bleech out of his niplits. Woody was covered in chocolate. He lapped it up like the dog he was.
Now Barry placed his seven meter cock into Woody's face vagina. They had lots of hot face vagina sex. Barry made sure to slowly rub the face vagina's labia first. He also made sure to rub Woody's clit a lot so he squirted AAAAALL over Barry, and slowly spelled out the alphabet on said clit. Then Barry Jr. Jr.'s son Barry Sr. buzzed into the room and waved her rump in their faeces. In responce, Woody and Barry Jr. shoved their rooster's into her tender bee-hind. "This rectum ain't big enough for the two of us" cried Woody, removed his wood because it was very hurt by the friction. Then Woody's 47 year old owner Andy came in and shoved his giant human rooster in Woody's plastic ass. There's a snake in my butt! "excalimed Wood." Andy poisoned Woodys water hole all night with his skicky com. Barry Jr. and Barry Jr. Jr. watched in jealousy.
Buzz Lightyear shook his head sadly. He knew what had happened. He had once been shoved into an anus. He knew.
He slowly vibrated as he performed his namesake. He went to infinity…. and beeyond.
Chapter 70
Berban Bincon sat in his office, snorting bleach. Suddenly the voice system thing in the cieling sayd, "you have a client." Berban sighed. He hated having having to deal with clients and he certaintly wasn't ready to handle one while he was high as fuck. The doors opened and in barged Bearnan, knocking stuff over with his massive niplet covered cock. "Not another bear," Berban grumbled to himself.
Capitulo Uno
En un agujero en el suelo, vivía un hobbit. No una agujero húmedo, sucio, repugnante, con restos de gusanos y olor a fango, ni tampoco un agujero seco, desnudo y arenoso, sin nada en que sentarse o que comer: era un agujero-hobbit, y eso significa muchas orgías. Un día, Dildo Daggins descansaba en su casa, su pene todavía dolorido de una larga noche de sexo con los otros hobbits, cuando Gandalf entró desnudo por la puerta. "¿¡Que estas haciendo!?" Dildo gritó, "¡No te invité aquí!"
"Cálmate respondió Gandalf," respondió Gandalf, "Estoy aquí para llevarte a una adventura a mi culo."
"Estás demasiado tarde, mi pene está roto de cansancio de anoche," el dijo.
"Yo entiendo. ¿Puedo besarte?," el dijo.
"Si, mi amor," el dijo.
Ellos besan apasionadamente. Sus cuerpos tocaron y fue muy erótico. El solitaria montaña de Gandalf creció muy grande, pero el supo que Dildo no quiso tener sexo. Cuando ellos terminaron, Gandalf dijo, "Espérame. Volveré en una semana con muchos dwarves para una orgía fenomenal." Dildo sonrió. No pudo esperar.
Moy bueno.
XChapter 71
Gobs of warm, salty precipitation cascaded down Barry Sr.'s face. It was the end of an era, as he and his wizard lover, like his fathers beefore him, have and had been prohibited to do the frickety frack. He and Gandloaf decided that it was their turn to change the tradition, and thus the decision to elope was born. (Along with about 50,000 egg-bee-babies)
It was a difficult one, of course, but a necessary evil in their generational conquest of love. For centuries, Gandalf had raised each generation of bees after the prior generation had all died of sexual injuries. (Anus's torn open, and the like.} [One of Barry's grandparents was actually crushed beeneath the massive weight of the penis's penis.]
Chaptere Une:
Une abeille aller à pied nerveux à Gandalf, les genoux de son abeilles frapper dans le temps gris. Aujourd'hui était un jour où il ne serait pas en profiter.
"Gandalf?"
"Puis-je vous aider, mon amour?"
«Je pense que je veux un divorce."
«Non! Comment pourriez-vous ?"
«Ce est pour votre propre sécurité ... Cette apocalypse, ce est de ma faute. Je aurais pu empêché en utilisant des préservatifs. Mais parce que je ne ai pas utilisé de préservatifs, vous avez maintenant les maladies sexuelles et, bien ..." Barry a souligné le monde mort couvert de sbires de pénis. «Je ne veux pas que tu meures dans ce monde. Vous devez revenir à votre propre monde."
Lysandre est apparu, pour tirer une électrode de sa crinière et rouge autodestruction sauvage, horrifié par la laideur de ce nouveau monde. Un pénis appartenant à un pénis a augmenté son trou du cul et est sorti une de ses oreilles, mais pas avant de la dévorer les intestins de Lysandre.
Professeur Sycamore remarqué morts, corps froid de Lysandre et a pleuré. Il ne pouvait pas résister, mais de donner une branlette Lysandre, une dernière fois. Si seuls les enfants sur le voyage avaient appris à Lysandre tôt.
Google Translate did an awful job of translating and back-translating this so good luck.
You've got a friend in me….
"You've got a friend in me," cried Buzz Lightyear as he entered Andy's girlfriend's vagina once more.
"I've got your friend in me", moaned Andy's girlfriend to Woody as he stared in horror and odd fascination.
Retpach #41:
John Wartson had been traveling fo a long while. He asked Shercawk, "can I come in your ass?" to which Shercock replied, "Come to your master, John". John came all over his master. This was entirely expected. What was onix-pected was that Brock, the Rock-type gym leader, was on his way to destroy the world atop his partner in crime, the penis's penis. Unbeknowst to most others, he himself had an Onix as his genetalia.
Brock reached his evil volcano base and laughed evilly, stroking his wooly bearded pokemonstrous cawk. Ash Ketchup licked his lips sensually. He also licked Pikachu's...ear as though it were his favorite snack, a [CRONUT]. A cronut is a crossiant-donut hybrid, which Ash knew because it was his favorite. Ash loved Cronuts so much that sometimes he had fantasies about them, such as sticking his dick in the hole. In fact, that's all he ever dreamed about, day and night; cronuts were his one purpose in life, and he loved them more than he loved the D.
They made him moist.
Chapter Dearest:
Pikachu was a good Pokemon, and he loved his trainer. He always won battles so that his trainer would smile and be happy. He always got good grades in Pokeschool so that his trainer would pat him on the back. He loved when his trainer would tuck him into bed, gently, as though Pikachu would break. He loved when his trainer undressed Pikachu before bathtime. He loved when his Trainer would bathe with him. He loved when his Trainer would put him on his hands and knees, and insert his monster cawk into Pikachu's naughty parts, carefully and gently. His trainer would telll Pikachu to relax. This made Pikachu feel strange, it hurt, but he knew his Trainer would never hurt him. Pikachu would mewl as Ash thrust his cawk in and out of Pikachu's asshole. When his Trainer was done, he would wrap Pikachu up in a soft towel and put him to bed. Pikachu loved when his Trainer would give him a kiss on the cheek. Pikachu was a good Pokemon, and he loved his trainer.
#001: Chapter ƒ
The ElectroMagentic Spectrum sighed to itself. Today was it's birthday ait falls right in here. Given that information, a blank sheet of notebook paper and draw the greenohsoeu effect, if you know wwhat it means, nd nobody remembered. Someone help me. Please, help me. I don't know how long I've been here, but I'm disoriented and I need your help. Please, just let them know.
Petri Pans was a young, playful young man who enjoyed Neverland. Suddenly, Craptain Hooker came and came on Petri. Young Petri's nubile belly button swelled in antici…..ptation.
"I'll never grow up...but my cawk will grow...up." swooned Mr. Pans.
On the day that the sun was darkened by the massive Penis's Penis, no one could think of much else but their cawk. Petri PAns swelled his belly button aggressively towards the Penis' Penis in order to intimidate it. The Penis's Penis mistook the swelled outie belly button as a penis, then stopped a moment to realize that if THAT's Petri Pan's penis, but he also has a penis between his legs, then… the Penis's Penis was not the only double cock in the world.
"Brother!", Penis-Penis yelled in hope..
"Hello, and I'm here to tell you about OUR LORD AND SAVIOR Diphallia! It is a common condition in Neverland. In fact, even the girls have two penises! Goodnight and goodbye!"
"Ehehehehehehe...neverland."
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"The albedo effect can take us in the other direction… Does that make cents?"
Excellent. *silence* *whispers*
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It helps vizualise that greenhouse effects. An invisible nontoxic gas is cause for concern in your sex life. The is miniscule. The rest is radiated back as heat with an average temperature of 0 degrees farenheit. The greenhouse substances all act to trap escaping radiation. The net effect is to cause the earth's surface to warp up to an average of 59 degrees. IT's as real as gravity, we'd have an average before the freezing point of water if it were not since the industrial revolthere source of co2, fossil fuels like oil, natural gas."
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Chapter 2L:
Beendyduck Cumebeeefrbitch ate a giant peach full of incest. (like Folgers)
He enjoyed a nice, hearty meal of dicks, as determined by the Telepathe Cafe, which reads your brain waves and serves you whatever you want to eat.
You can then surf those waves on your surfboard. Rock on, dude! ASuef's ip!
Chpaert 56 ½:
Today was the day that Benerairduct Cumulative reached his final destination form:
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Vampire and his mistress were closely clinging together, in ecstasy.
Chasper the Friendly Ghost Part 2:
who do you call
Barry the Bee sensually caressed Bellen's lips, only to baby-bird her by vomiting acidic bee hell into her esophagas.
Beefore it was too late, she whispered sweet nothings into his ear. He whispered back to her, "have you seen the coming of the bees? they come in swarms, they come in droves, they come when the world ends, they come when the sun rises, they come when the sun sets, and they come… for you." Barry jizzed. Why not? After all, they're basically Big Brother. They can hear your thoughts, they could hear your thoughts then. Beephobes died by the millions. Some said this was comparable to The Great Bee War of 2015, though others hush those voices, saying that such a comparison was to compare apples and oranges, those sexy,
sexy oranges… Bellis limbo'd under the paper sign and declared that it was Tree-fourty last time. Bello, Billiam Broom. Bood bo bee bou b'gain.
Bellybrick Cocoabutter was disturbed at these turn of events.
Chapter 9/10: The Tale of Bellhop Cuddlehugger
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His anaconda didn't want any until the buns were soaked in the sweet, sweet honey love juice emanating from Barry's love-harpoon. Soon, Barry's finger was soaked.
Afterwards, he awoke alone, needing a loved one.
Suddenly, Bearnan jumped through the window and into Barry's lap. This would have crushed Barry; beneath the grizzly bee-hemoth...however, Bearnan sat on Barry in such a way that Barry squeezed through Bearnan's tight, smooth rectum with ease. This pleased Bearnan and he urged Barry to continue his journey through the anus of Bearnan. A look of delight emerged from Bearnan's face as the bee was squirming through his puckered love cave. Boy toy named Troy used to live in detroit; big dope big money, he was making some coins; Bearnan sighed contentedly as he repeatedly spilled his seed on his custom gaming PC, and continued to play Brinebraft regardless. With much care, Barry continued his journey up Bearnan's rectum, slowly but surely suffocating, and loving it all the way, as breathplay was Barry's guilty pleasure, as was fruitplay, which unfortunately for Barry was not possible as he was smaller than most fruit, although technically he could always stick his bee dick in a pear or something, but anyway he was almost up...to no good through BEarnan's small intestine, tickling a ticking pipe bomb with his left noodle nip nipple used to live in detroit.
Chap2rFIVE:
Nipple.
A young nipple is in his room. Today is her birthday. What is the name of this nipple?
Nipple Nipple.
Chapter 19: Nipple Swing.
Bian Beidenbach was pleased with himself he pleased himself with swung off Hitoshi-kun's massive butt dorito chin because he had that one condition where he had more htan 2 nipples which is a condition that happens to both men and women but mostly men who are real life boners with the exception that All the same, these same people feel no shame in picking up equally bizarre objects and buying them. Within fifteen minutes of being there, my mom and I have witnessed the acquisition of a set of kitchen knives, half of whose handles are splintered; a porcelain statue of Captain hook; a footstool that was really a pedastal that was really a pedo-stool (a child-sized stool with an extra leg on the top) gained its royal rainbow powers by consuming the Prince and all the Prince's cousins. "Who will brighten our night sky now?", wondered the boy. In sadness, he shoved a handful of chocolate-covered bee stingers into his mouth. They were his binge food.
"I will," proclaimed Shrek, rising from the depths of the earth. "There is no more sky. There is only me." Sure enough, Shrek's massive body and big fat cawk blocked the boy's range of vision. There was no more sky; there was only Shrek. Little did the boy know that everynoe around the world had this same vantage point, gazing up at the glowing, onion-scented marvel of Shrek's diphallic rods and hairy balls. A small child pointed up at Shrek's pubes and said, "look, Mommy! I can see a whole 'nother galaxy!"
The mother laughed. Her child was seeing pubes, not a galaxy, surely?
Little did the girl, or the mother, or the boy, know that in fact, Shrek was expanding at the same rate as the universe. In fact, he had been the same size as the universe all along, and in his holy diphallic genital area was the birthplace of all time, space and onions to come. Shrek was love. Shrek was life. Bian Beidenbach shuddered. He hated onions.