Description: This is basically of parody of the season four episode, "Omnivore."
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing in this story.
"Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences." ~Author unkown.
Chapter One
After a long day of working a case, Hotch is resting in his room, when the phone rings.
"Hello?" Hotch asked.
"Uh, hello Hotch? This is George."
"George who?"
The phone goes silent as George is trying to think of his last name.
"You still there?" Hotch asked, impatiently.
"Yep. You know, I really don't think it's any of your business what my last name is." George said, sounding offended.
"I'm sorry if I offended you." Hotch said, apologizing.
"I forgive you. Now back to what I wanted to ask you. Deal or no deal?"
Hotch was now confused.
"What the hell do you mean deal or no deal?"
"Damn boy! You are the nosiest person I have ever talked to!"
"Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Just calm down, and let me think before I decide."
Hotch begins to think, when all of a sudden, Reid jumps out of the closet. Morgan jumps out from under the bed covers. And Prentiss jumps out of the bathroom.
"Take the deal Hotch! Take the deal!" They all shouted.
Hotch was now freaked out.
"Holy shit! How the hell did you three get in here?"
"Room key. Duh! And you thought we were stupid." Prentiss said, holding a key in front of Hotch's face.
"Nerd!" Morgan and Reid said laughing.
"Whatever. Hey George, I've made my decision."
"So is it deal or no deal?"
"No deal."
"Damn, you should have taken the deal. Oh well your loss." George said as he hung up the phone and popped an inflatable Santa and Snowman with a sewing needle.
Hotch also hangs up the phone when Reid snaps and punches him.
"What the hell is wrong with you? Do you realize what you have just done?
End of chapter one. Please review.