Donkey walked into the forest clearing, looking around warily for any observers. Suddenly he spots a midnight black snoozing dragon! Seeing as how he was married to a dragon and had several children with her, he knew how dangerous dragons could be if they felt like it.
He sneaks around the dragon as to not wake it from its slumber but suddenly he steps on a dead branch and it snaps loudly waking the dragon! The dark beast stalks over to where they heard the noise ready to feed for he hungered (in more than one way ;}). Donkey tried his best to hide but, being a donkey, he was not fast enough to escape the spooky ass dragon. "dragon noises" exclaimed Toothless to Donkey.
"Chris Rock noises" Donkey replies. "hey wanna sex" "yeah sure" replies Chris Rock As An Animal. Then they banged

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