Usagi nervously walked into the living room, where her husband of 2 years sat reading a newspaper.

"Mamo-chan?" She asked.

"I-I have to confess to something.

Mamoru jumped up and put his arms around her shoulders.

"What is it Usako you know you can tell me!"

"It's just that…well you see…I know lately you've been worried because I haven't been getting much sleep lately, I have powerful mood swings and seem slightly depressed. You would be too; if you were in the situation I'm in right now.

She took a deep breath and continued.

"Mamo-chan, I'm seeing another man"

Mamoru gasped. He felt like his whole world was breaking down.

"W-what is it Usako? Am I not good enough to you? If it's about the jacket, I'll stop wearing my ugly green jacket."

Usagi sighed again. "No, it's not that" she continued on, "You see, there's something about this man I can't resist. Whenever I go see him, my whole world lights up. Whenever I kiss him, he smiles and grins and I feel as light as a feather."

Mamoru looked as his Usako in shock. He stared at the ground for a moment, trying to let what she just said sink in.

"Can I meet him?" Asked Mamoru. Maybe we can work things out and I can make him understand that you're my WIFE!"

Usagi pondered this, then sighed. "Very well, he's in our room."

"What? Usako! You- you- and- but but but…." Mamoru stuttered all the way to his room.

He suddenly gasped, as he recognized the male on the bed as someone he's loved for the past 6 months (not gay type, just friendly). "Zachary…" he breathed.

Usagi went over to the male lying asleep on the bed. She shook his shoulder to wake him up. He started crying, and Usagi picked him up to calm him down. She carried her 6 month old baby to her husband and said, "Mamo-chan, I'm sorry. I'm in love with you both. Don't break up with me"

Mamoru stared at her for a moment with amusement in his eyes. "Usagi, you nut" he breathed. "I guess this would be the right moment to tell you that I'm also seeing another woman."

He walked over to the bed and picked up the 6 month old girl that was sleeping next to her brother, Zachary. "Chibiusa is the light of my life. Without her there's no tomorrow for me."

Usagi grinned and kissed her husband. "I had you fooled for a minute there, didn't I?" She sighed softly and looked down when he frowned slightly. "I'm sorry Mamo-chan" she whispered. "I just wanted you to know how much I loved my family. If it weren't for you guys, I don't know what I'd do to ease my loneliness."

Mamoru laid the twins down on the bed. He cupped her chin in his hand so she would look him in the face. "Usako" he chided. "We all love you. I would never leave you. And you know even if we didn't have our beautiful children, I would still stay by your side 100."

"Oh Mamo-chan!" she cried. The light fades as the two close in for a loving kiss.