The Legend of Zelda: the Magic Block of Cheese
Link wanders around Hyrule and finds a mysteriously yellow object on the ground
Link: What the hell is that?
Zelda: DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF THE MAGIC BLOCK OF CHEESE!
Link: CHEESE? I thought it was a glowy thingymajigger…
Zelda: ugh…anyways….the magic block of cheese requires a special task from you.
Link: what does this edible object want from me?
Zelda: The MAGIC CHEESE BLOCK wishes that you go and slay all of the mice in the land…
Link: MICE?1? THE GREAT KING OF EVIL RETURNS TO HYRULE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS KILLING MICE?
Zelda: Who cares? The great king of evil is a wimp anyways…
Gannondorf is attacked by chickens and dies
Zelda: see what I mean? You must slay all the mice!
Cheese: yes….for I will not survive if there are mice…
Link: Zelda, your taste in…objects to rescue is quite….questionable….
Zelda: OH YEAH? WANT ME TO MAKE MY TASTE IN MEN GO QUESTIONABLE?
Link: no thanks..
Zelda runs off looking for Talon (from ocarina of time)
Link: Now…Zelda is just attempting suicide with that!
Cheese: Link….I want you so badly…
Link: hmmm…Zelda goes off for Talon and a block of cheese wants me…hmm….
Cheese: WE WILL HAVE GREAT TIMES TOGETHER!
Link: let me think about it..umm…..i have to go think…OVER THERE!
Link runs to some other place
Zelda: OHHH TALON….OHHHH TALON….
Link: WHATS GOING ON?
Zelda: I am censoreding Talon…he's more of a man than you will EVER be!
Link: …….
Narrator: will link put up with these kinds of insults or go home crying to his mommy? Find out next time on THE MAGIC BLOCK OF CHEESE!
end of chapter one