Garen: Alright you maggots! Only the League of Legends can have the toughest, roughest men around! And we are all here to prove it!
Jarvan IV: What's the big deal?
Garen: The deal is with the League. Newer champions are not as manly as some of us are. And as one of the oldest manliest champions here, I am the one holding a manly challenge!
Nasus: And what will this prove?
Garen: That I am clearly the manliest.
(Everyone looks at Garen with annoyed faces.)
Garen: Oh come on! It will be fun! We can but our testosterone driven bodies to the test.
Teemo: Why am I here? I'm a yordle.
Garen: Because you are a man!
(Teemo smiles)
Garen: Let the challenge begin!
1st CHALLENGE- Weight lifting
Jax: Easy! (Tries to lift the weight, but struggles) Oh come on! I took apart a lamppost off the ground for sake!
Yorick: Hmmm. (Picks up weight, but drops it on his foot) AHH! #$#$## $#%$^ Death is better than this.
(Everyone struggles but Garen is doing fine)
Garen: Ha! Thats a point for me!
Nasus: Hey, why are you fine?
Garen: I told you. I'm clearly the manliest!
Jax: Bulls #t!
Garen: Hey! Men don't use that language.
Jarvan IV : That challenge was stupid.
Garen: Then get ready for the NEXT challenge!