The Legend of Zelda: The Dark Moon Princess
Link: Zelda….Where are you? ZELDA? ZELDA? ZELDA?
link awakens from dream
Link: WHAT?
Zelda: what is wrong with you now?
Link: I had this dream…I couldn't find you and I was swallowed by darkness…
Zelda: Yeah? BE ORIGINAL! ALL DREAMS FROM HEROES END UP IN BEIN' SWALLOWED IN FRICKEN DARKNESS!
Link: alright
a few minutes later
Zelda: well?
Link: I had this dream I was at hooters and I found you working there and well…
Zelda smacks link
Link: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Zelda: I don't know…
Link: well, snap out of it…I feel that something terrible is going to happen…
Zelda: THAT'S MY LINE!
Link: THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!
Zelda sniffs
Link: its all right pooky shnooky…
Zelda: really, hunkledeedorf?
Link: I thought you agreed not to call me that…
Zelda: oh yeah…
Link: anyways…we should get out of here..
lightning strikes link
Zelda: LINK? LINK? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? LINK?
several days later
Link awakens
Link: WHAT?
Zelda: what is wrong with you now?
Link: I had this dream…I couldn't find you---
Zelda: WAIT A MINUTE…THIS ALREADY HAPPENED…
Link: oh yeah…we are on the scene where I was struck by lightning…
Zelda: yep
Link: I WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNINGH AND—
Zelda: oh, really? I wouldn't know that you were struck by lightning..even though I SAVED YOUR SORRY ASS!
Link: CALM DOWN!
Zelda: MAKE ME!
Link:……
Link makes the "mature" exit of the room
Link: HAHAHAHA IM MORE MATURE—
Zelda: really huh? Hahaha
Link: anyways…
SWOOSH
Link: what was that?
Dark Moon Princess (DMP) takes Zelda
Link: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?
DMP: to the 2nd realm…
Link: what? I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING ON!
end of chapter one