Eclipse is coming to DVD by Mia1986 (typed up by WildCroconaw)
Summary: Hi folks! In honnor of Twilight Saga: eclipse" coming out on dvd this week I made this spoof of "santa claus is coming to town" dedicated to it! Because I have been busy My pally WildCroconaw has graciously agreed to type it up for me.
WC: Graciously? Graciously? you said you and Chrissy were going to make me watch 'Hannah Montana' until I agreed to .
Mia1986 (laughs evilly): and Charlie st cloud plus-
WC: NOOOOOOO! Anything but THAT! Once was way more than enough. It was pure-
Mia1986 and Chrissy: THEN SHUT YOUR YAP AND START TYPING!
WC: yes mam. The lines not in the real song are in italics. Peoples names are in bold. Enjoy!
Chrissy: DVD stores better watch out!
Mia1986: Looking at the screen I'm gonna sigh [sighs lovingly]
WC: I have to be somewhere. Uh-BYE! [Chrissy, Jasmine, Laurie, Mia1986, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Gigi grab the back of here shirt] URRRK! BUT-BUT-
Chrissy, Jasmine, Laurie, Mia1986, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Gigi: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Jasmine:With happiness I'll shout! YIPPEE!
Chrissy, Jasmine, Laurie, Mia1986, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Carrie, Gigi: We'll tell you why!
Chrissy, Jasmine, Laurie, Mia1986, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Carrie, Gigi: Eclipse is coming to DVD!
Gigi :Eclipse is coming to DVD!
Mollie: Eclipse is coming to DVD!
Mollie: I'm getting it today ...if it kills me!
Elizabeth, Gigi, Chrissy, Laurie, Nicky, Mia1986: Checkin' the price [sigh longingly] Oh
Robby! Oh Robby! Oh Taylor! You're so hot
WC: cough UGLY cough [Elizabeth, Gigi, Chrissy, Laurie, Nicky, Mia1986, Mollie, louise Jasmine, Elizabeth all smack her with the Twilight Books] OWWWWWIE!
Elizabeth, Gigi, Chrissy, Laurie, Carrie, Marvin, Colin, Jasmine Nicky, Mia1986: Gonna buy it and make WC watch it more than twice
WC:But- but.
Gigi :Eclipse is coming to DVD! [Kisses a picture of Launter multiple times] you belong to me
WC: I saw that [ take a picture with her camera]
Gigi: GRRRR
Mollie: Eclipse is coming to DVD!
Laurie and Chrissy: Eclipse is coming to DVD! YIPPEE!
Chrissy, Mollie, Gigi, Elizabeth: we dream of the shirtless scenes when we're dreaming [all sigh lovingly. WC rolls her eyes and pretends to hurl]
Jasmine, Carrie Mollie, Mia1986, Laurie, Elizabeth: I think ofthe proposal scene when I'm awake [Marvin, Stu, James, Jake look at them like they are nuts]
Mia1986[Jake gives her a different look and gets real close]: Come On! It's not like he's better
WC: that's bull- [Mia1986 smacks her head] HEY! [all of them glare at her]
Mollie, Chrissy, Colin, Laurie, Mia1986, Elizabeth:If I was asked to be in Breaking Dawn I definitely would!
WC: stop the madness! I need some help over ! Oh JAKE-[Mollie, Chrissy, Laurie, , Mia1986, Elizabeth, Jake, Colin, Jasmine all punch her nose, breaking it] OWWWW
Mia1986: Thank you sweetie [kisses jake]
WC: whose side are you on anyways?
Jake: uh my girlfriend's (kisses her passionately)
WC: thanks a lot
Chrissy: DVD stores better watch out!
Mia196: Looking at the screen I'm gonna sigh [sighs lovingly]
WC: I have to be somewhere. Uh-BYE! [Chrissy, Jasmine, Laurie, Mia1986, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Gigi grab the back of here shirt] URRRK!
Chrissy, Jasmine, Laurie, Mia1986, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Gigi: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Jasmine:With happiness I'll shout! YIPPEE!
Chrissy, Jasmine, Laurie, Mia1986, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Carrie, Gigi: We'll tell you why!
Chrissy: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!
Laurie, Mia1986: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!
Elizabeth: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!
Jasmine and Colin: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD
Mollie: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!
Chrissy: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!
Colin: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD
Laurie: Loaded with extras, deleted scenes and a commentary
Gigi and Nicky: That means more werewolf for me!
WC[ holding her broken nose] [sacastiscally]: Gee You don't say
Jasmine, Mia1986, Chrissy, Mollie, Laurie: We KNOW what we're doing the next day[wide grin towards WC]
Colin, Jake and James: the fight scenes and tension were beyond cool
Nicky, Jasmine, Mia1986, Elizabeth, Carrie: We jumped out of our seats in fear
WC: but see him again you have to wait over a year. Oh sh-[Jasmine, Mia1986, Chrissy, Mollie, Laurie, Nicky, Carrie all hit her head with the hardcover twilight books which knock her out]
Mia1986, Elizabeth, Laurie Chrissy, Mollie, Laurie, Nicky: MUST YOU REMIND US [they all start groaning]
Nicky: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!
Chrissy: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!
Gigi: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!
Mia1986: One last time now! "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!
Colin: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!
Elizabeth: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!
Laurie, Elizabeth, Mia1986, Colin, Gigi, Mollie, Nicky, Jasmine: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!