Lucah was hungry. Not for just any food, but Taco Bell. Lucah and Taco Bell had had an affair in the past, and
they didn't really talk anymore, but she decided to drive out there anyways. She went through the drive-thru
and moments later she had her Taco Bell. She took it home, almst unable to consume it in the car. When she
got home, she took her Taco Bell and made a beeline to the bedroom. She opened the bag, and slowly opened the
mexican pizza. She closed her eyes and slowly raised a slice to her mouth. She stuck the juicy slice onto her
tongue and closed her teeth around it. She began to chew, slowly and tenderly. She swallowed it, and went to
take another bite. all of the sudden, Jon burst into the door.
"Wait, Lucah! Don't!" he exclaimed. Lucah, confused about which Jon he was, as the author did not specify it.
The unspecified Jon continued. "I need an egg, quickly!" Lucah smiled devilishly. She reached down and pulled off the disguise she was wearing, revealing Wesker underneath. "So you have figured me out." Lucah Wesker said. "Sadly, I am out of eggs." Jon reached down and pulled off his disguise he had on to reveal Chris. He reached over and took the egg that Lucah Wesker now had in his/her/its hand and ran away with it. Wesker screamed, "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"