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Me: Hey everyone! Here's a fan fiction about how to annoy Lee!
Gai: Well that's not nice. The power of youth compels you!
Me: Yeah whatever. On to the fan fiction.
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30 Ways To Annoy Lee
Tell him the power of youth isn't working for him.
Set him up on a fake date with Sakura when he is actually meeting with Kabuto.
Tell him green isn't his color.
Tell him he looks like a spastic turtle.
Read GaxLee yaoi over the city intercom for everyone and tell them it's a true story.
Tell Sakura that Lee watches her change and watch the violence.
Tell Neji that Lee stole Ten-Ten's underwear.
Then tell Ten-Ten that Lee stole her underwear.
Make popcorn for everyone and watch the carnage.
Make a DVD and sell it internationally.
Steal all of Lee's spandex.
Walk around town wearing it with a bowl cut wig and sing I'm So Pretty at the top of your lungs, emphasizing on "And Gay!!!!"
Tell Lee that Gai says he does not work hard enough.
Make fun of the fact that Lee can only use Tai Jutsu.
Knife hand chop him from behind and say "Hwaaaaaa!"
Tell Lee that Gaara is back to kill him while he sleeps.
Tie Gai to a pole and tell Lee that you won't let him go until Lee performs Nin Jutsu.
Replace his water with Sake and film the chaos.
Spike his curry with fake poison, wait until he's done eating, then tell him it's real.
Watch him think he is dying for a couple minutes, emitting an evil laugh from time to time.
Tell him it's fake.
Tell him Gai is being eaten by super humans outside of the town gate.
Lock him out of the village when he goes to save him.
Eat all of the curry in Konoha.
Tell him Barney was looking for him.
Give Orochimaru his number.
Tell him he looks like a total idiot.
Tell him the lotus never blooms for him.
Write a bunch of yaoi fan fiction about him.
Show him this list.
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I might write more list, it depends how much time I have.