So - Elflordsmistress said we should write something together and I agreed because well - I'd like to try a collaboration and it turns out I have a very warped sense of humour.
And, er - somehow this is what we came up with.
At some point - probably around ch 2 - you may want to kill both of us and that feeling might not go away anytime soon.
I could say more - but I don't want to give away the 'surprise'.
So all I will say is ... please remember that a sense of humour is imperative for one to enjoy this story. And that is exactly what it is ... a story!
Morgan