Title: Payback's a B-

Author(S): BlueElli and Billie

Disclaimer: Of course we don't own Star Wars or any of the characters from the movies, books, etc. This is just for fun (and boy is it fun) there's no profit made here.

Summary: 3 weeks after the whole escapade with Billie Ladnier and Elli Cartier getting whipped into the SW Universe something back lashes as they're back home…Let's just say Payback's a B-…

Series: Dunno..this is just a sequel to Different Reality

Feedback/Reviews: OF COURSE! This is, again, a second story so the updates will be pending on amount of reviews and how much everyone likes it. Hope you do!

Know: ~~~~ is change of scene from another one at the same time when it isn't between Billie and I. **** is change of time. Italics are personal thoughts. And beware…we are even more insane in this one than the last! Consider yourselves warned!

Note: Thanks to everyone who reviewed Different Reality! This is for you guys! We know this chapter isn't all that great. Don't worry! These chapters, after this one, will get much funnier! And most of the chapters will be like really long too. Yay, nay? Happy Reading!

Ch. 1 Payback's a B-

Ahh…Nice warm covers. It's only 5:30 in the morning, I have three hours left of sleep at least.. Life is good on moments as these. No little brother to pester me. No parents home for the next week, thank God for traveling jobs! And school is out. Life is sweet…

Shifting, to become even MORE comfortable, I pulled my covers up to my nose and opened my eyes. No sounds of people. Sweet.

I frowned thinking of the night before. Billie had come over and once again, we had tried to figure out a way to get back to the Star Wars Universe. Since our little expedition nearly 3 weeks ago I'd watched every Star Wars movie again and again, more so than I normally would, just looking for something we could use to get back.

3 weeks of trying, and 3 weeks of no luck. What's that Master Yoda says? Do or do not, there is no try. Great advice Yoda, put me down some more. At any rate, Billie and I finally just decided it wasn't possible. That last time it was just a fluke and it couldn't happen again. As a sign of surrender I tossed my silver watch, that had been our key to get back home last time, into the fire and let it roast. Poor lil' bugger.

With a sigh I threw my covers off and got up. I'm one of those people who no matter what horrible hour they wake, they can never go back to sleep.

I walked past the guest room door and nearly banged on it then thought better of it. Billie was in her death sleep right now and not to mention we had hours till we actually had to start getting ready.

With a shrug I went down stairs, grabbing my robe off the hook next to the bathroom and slid it on. Obi, my miniature pincher (my brother named him!..I just didn't object to it lol!) ran from the living room to me.

"Oh, right.." I murmured and went to the porch. In there were my two larger dogs, Jed and Doc. Jed was a german shepard and Doc was a husky. They both got up wagging their tales and barking.

"Shh…Billie's asleep." I whispered but gave them both a pat anyway. Opening the door I froze. The dogs didn't even go outside. All of us were watching the huge mob coming down the street at this hour in the morning.

With a frown I pushed the dogs back and went outside standing in my driveway as the mob neared. They were all screaming names, some were even in their night clothes still! As they neared I nearly hurled. Infront of that mob of obsessed people, running with very terrified expressions was Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor…But as they came even closer I realized what it was they were wearing, tunics…Jedi tunics.. Neeson's hair was long, not short. He had a beard too.. And McGregor looked younger…and he had a braid flying behind him.

"Oh you've got to be joking…." I murmured thinking of what we did last night. Nothing in particular…but Billie had said, "Maybe they'll come here." As I threw the watch in the fire.

"Marry Me Ewan!!!" Someone yelled as they ran right past my house. The mob took a few moments to pass but as they did it looked like a herd of elephants.

"That can't be good…" I murmured. The dogs whimpered and laid down again as I ran back inside.

"BILLIE! GET UP!" I screamed running up the stairs. Nearly breaking the door down I burst into the room. "UP! NOW!"

Billie blinked sleepily. "What?"

"Get up now. Dressed now!" I told her.

"Why?" She asked looking at the clock.

"Evil Long Hair and Braided One decided to come for a visit." I told her.

She flew up in the bed at this.

"WHAT?!"

"Hurry up!" I shouted running back to my room.

*******

With my keys in my mouth and hopping towards my car trying to put my boot on I was nearly panicking.

"What are we going to do?" Billie asked putting her jacket on.

"Got your phone?" I asked taking my keys out of my mouth.

"Yeah."

"Good. Take your car, turn on the radio station and head to where mob sitings are." I told her opening my door.

"Are you crazy?!" She shouted.

"Go Billie!" I yelled closing my door and starting the car.

Billie groaned and ran to her car on the side of the rode.

Shifting I screamed out of the driveway…even faster than Billie does. I stopped next to her and rolled down the window.

"Go that way, I'll go here." I told her pointing the way the mob had come from and the way it went for me.

"Right…Elli? What happens when we find them?" Billie asked revving the car's engine.

"Just get them in the car and bring them back here. Turn your phone on." I told her squeeling away.

Billie:

Ooooo, she was nuts! What were we supposed to do?! They could be anywhere by now! How the hell did they get here anyway?

Turning on the radio the first thing I heard was the guy saying, "Seems we have a few celebraties in town here. It was heard that mobs were running down the streets early this morning chasing Star Wars stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, and Samual L. Jackson."

"Great Baldy?!" I shouted to no one. Elli didn't see him.

"McGregor and Neason were last on Oak Drive in the Leaf Wood Community."

That's here..Elli should find them..

"Jackson was last seen running toward Mccullan Rd in East St. Paul."

"East St. Paul?! What are you doing there you idiot?!" I shouted doing a U-ie. Glad not many people were on the road.

Elli:

I didn't know my car went this fast!!! Wow! This is exciting! Oo, stay on task Elli.

I shrieked to a stop at a four section looking all ways. Dust still hadn't settled down one road. U-ing down that road I figured Mr. Ethin would definitely be telling my parents about how I 'drove recklessly around the neighborhood' again… oh well.

"AH HA!" I yelled to my own pleasure. The mob of people were still running after the guys up front. I figured if anyone wasn't awake by their screaming then they were about to be..

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!"

Needless to say, I laid it down on the horn. A path was quickly made. Veering to the side I circled around Evil Long Hair and Braided One stopping infront of them. Wow, I'm a damn good driver!

"Get in the car!"

"The what?" Braided One asked but then someone yelled.

"Come back to me Lover!"

He quickly hit action and jumped in quickly followed by Evil Long Hair. Before he was even closing the door we had to speed off before the mob swamped us.

"Hey! They're getting away!" A few people yelled.

"Get the cars!" Others yelled and they scattered.

"Uh-Oh…" I murmured looking my rear-view mirror.

"Red?" Evil Long Hair asked shocked.

"The one and only." I told him screaming around a corner trying to get out of the neighborhood before they blocked us in.

"It's been years!" Braided One said.

I looked at him in the mirror. Oh..Yeah, he was a bit older. Too busy with my own surprise I nearly ran into the car blocking the road.

"Step away from the car Elli Cartier! You can't save them!" A woman yelled. How did she know my name?

"Yeah Elli!" Melissa Barton shouted from in the car. Oh that's why. I hated that girl.

"Ummm…" I said looking behind us. "Seat belts?"

Billie:

"Oooo, shit!" I screamed making a very slim cut between a semi and another truck. The truck honked angerly.

"I know, I know!" I yelled speeding down the high way. Great Baldy better not hate me after this. If I banged up this car my parents were SO going to kill me and never get me another one.

Swerving down into the exit I made sure to test if The Fast and The Furious were accurate with their cars…Let's see if a Civic really would go that fast…Now if I had my mustang a month ago I'd be there in a heart beat…Elli had a Cougar, she had no problem either.

"AHHH!!" I screamed slamming on the breaks as someone dashed out infront of me. I slowed considerably but I still hit the person off their feet. Freezing I looked over the steering wheel…then looked down the tunnel road seeing a very angry looking mob.

"ooooo…Great Baldy.." I murmured opening the car door, sourly it connected with something and a loud groan let out.

"Are you ok?!" I asked shocked.

"Noo…No..Don't tell me that's who I think it is…" Great Baldy said as I leaned over him.

"Am I dead…Did I go to hell?" He asked.

"Hurry up or we're both going to die. Up. Uppidy, up, up." I said helping him up. He was wobbly so I kinda just dragged him over to the passanger's side and shoved him in...At least I closed the door. Running around the back I jumped in my open door and shifted us out of park and slammed on the gas.

"AH!" Great Baldy groaned slamming into his seat.

"This is another one of those nightmares…this can't be real.." He murmured.

I pinched him.

"OW!"

"Are you awake now?!" I shouted.

"Stop Yelling! Look out!" He shouted back pointing at the truck that pulled out infront of us. I swerved and accidently went into the next lane of traffic…the one coming towards us.

"SHIT BALLS!" I screamed veering away from the next angry driver who was politely flipping me off.

"What are you doing?!" Great Baldy questioned.

"I'm saving your ass!" I screamed then gunning it while jerking the wheel to the side doing an effective 360..wow it helps to have a brother in the racing biz.

Great Baldy continued his fit of mad screams as we did so and covered his eyes with his arms leaning back in his seat. Jamming us back into the right position we flew along the old highway. Thank God rush hour hadn't hit yet.

Elli:

Alright, that's it. I'm doing a ' Billie'.

"Hang on." I said putting us in reverse and slamming the gas down while turning in my seat to look back. We squeeled into Mr. and Mrs. Taylor's drive way.

"Sorry!" I yelled as Mr. Taylor ran out onto his porch.

"What are you doing?!" Evil Long Hair and Braided One shouted as I gunned it out of the drive way back into the road, just the other way.

"Trying to live till my 17th birthday! And it's tomorrow!" I yelled back caught up in all the yelling stuff.

"Well I want to see my 21st  and it's not for another 10 months, so would you slow down!" Braided One said.

"Red!" Evil Long Hair shouted as two cars came out of the next street.

"Oh I hate you Melissa Barton!" I yelled knowing it was her and her witchy mother.

"Stop yelling at her and get us out of here!" Evil Long Hair demanded.

"I'm Working On IT!" I said as we whipped around the next corner. Braided One toppled over in the back seat.

"What did I say about seat belts?!"

"OW!" He exclaimed as we weaved around another one.

"You're going to kill us!" Evil Long Hair said. At that I turned sharper on the next one and he was slammed into the window.

"I'm Driving Here!" I told him.

Finally we came to the main road and screamed out of the neighborhood blowing through early morning traffic. I pulled into the parking lot of Blockbuster Video. It was closed of course and I was glad. All three of us just sat there in silence. Then my phone rang.

"AHHHHHH!" I shouted then realized what it was and picked it up from between Evil Long Hair's seat and the counsel.

"Elli." I answered.

"Did you get them?!"

I think Qui-Gon could have heard that…heck Melissa Barton could have heard that she was so loud.

"Yeah. Where are you?...And what is that noise?" I said. "Wait hold on." I slid the phone in the holder and pressed from handless. "Ok, spill it."

"I'm with Great Baldy and we're heading back to your place…and that noise is him SCREAMING AT ME!" She replied. Braided One and Evil Long Hair winced.

"No! Don't go back to my place…mob is there."

"Where are we going to met up at?"

"Get me out of here!" Great Baldy's voice demanded.

"Hey doors are locked buddy!" Billie said muffled.

"Meet at…Meet us at Denny's."

"Denny's?" Evil Long Hair questioned. I nodded to him.

"Alright."

"Oh, and put a hat and sunglasses on Great Baldy. No more mobs this morning." I added quickly.

"K, meet you there." Billie said and ended the phone line.

"Where are we going?" Braided One asked.

"To breakfast…and to figure out how the hell you guys got here and what we're going to do about it." I told him looking in the mirror at him.

"What's Denny's?" Evil Long Hair asked.

I looked at him, "Oh, you boys have a lot to learn if you're going to survive around here." I told him gunning it from the red light.

"Just don't kill us before we get there." Evil Long Hair said tensing as we passed a few people.

"Got your seat belt on?"

Tbc….

Well? Was it ok? We know it wasn't all that great but trust me…it will get better! Heh, we have big plans this time..mwhahahaha!

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Till Later,

Billie&Elli