Two Dante's, Many Worlds

by Insieme per la vittoria

Dante is attacked by DINO, his reboot counterpart. Dante wins easily, but now the existence of two Dante's has created a paradox, causing the two of them to travel to many worlds, and meet many great fictional characters. Luckily, every one of these characters agrees that DINO sucks.

1. Dante Meets DINO

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Devil May Cry, Lord of the Rings, DC Comics, Harry Potter, Marvel Comics, Bayonetta, Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, or Star Wars.

Dante stepped out of the Devil May Cry, seeing a stupid looking young man in a plain coat. The man glared at Dante, heading over to him.
"You! The old Dante! I'm so much cooler than you, and I'm also more powerful!"
Dante looked at the kid with a mixture of surprise and annoyance.
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Dante."
"No you're not. I think I'll call you Donte, or maybe DINO, as in Dante In Name Only. What ya think of that?"

DINO started to get angry, snarling with rage. He charged at Dante, drawing his sword. Dante casually shot the blade of the sword, launching it from DINO's hands. Dante's foot then slammed into DINO's face, and DINO hit the ground hard. Just as Dante was about to finish DINO off, he felt himself sucked from the world, entering a black pocket dimension.
"Ah, great. Somehow, I know this is that loser's fault!"

Suddenly, the darkness faded, and Dante found himself standing in a different world, in the middle of a large city, under a huge globe that read "Daily Planet."
Dante turned to see DINO beside him. "You get the hell away from me."
"We're here together. We should work together to escape."
"If we run into trouble, I'd be better off alone. You're only useful as a human shield."