Author : Epitsu Onna
Disclaimer : still Konomi, but he will give it to me someday smacked
Pairing : ShishiTori, hint of JackBun, SanaYuki, Platinum Pair, YanaKiri
Summary : Hyoutei and Rikkai went camping to the mountain... together?!
Warning : Mm. Mention of... several lemon words. But you like it right?? XDD
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"SUMMER CAMPING?"
All of the Hyoutei regular members shouted at the same time. Excpet Kabaji, because he never talked a lot, and Jirou, because he was sleeping.
Shishido gapped with Gakuto, Choutarou blinked, Oshitari adjusted his glasses and Hiyoshi sighed.
Atobe spilled his tea, "What... What??"
Sakaki nodded, "Yeah. We're always at leisure, that's why we're lose to Seigaku! All of you should experience more of this life's hardships!"
"B-But..." Atobe gasped, "CAMPING? CAMPING?? And... at MOUNTAIN?? In the middle of FOREST??"
"Yes. This weekend. Three days. You're gonna skip Friday's school," Sakaki said, "No complaint. Iteyoshii!"
Atobe still gasped, all eyes widened. Then he stood up, "I need to prepare everything. Kabaji, help me. We're going home now,"
"Usu,"
"I have camped," Oshitari said, "But it's at a camp site, so it has many facilities. But we're going to camp at mountain..." Oshitari thought, then he stood up too, "I have to prepare everything. Gakuto, help me. We're going home now,"
"Home now?? Yeeaaah!!" Gakuto cheered.
"Huh?" Jirou woke up, "Where's everyone?"
"They have gone home to prepare for our camping activity this weekend," Choutarou explained to Jirou patiently.
"Camping?? We? When??" Jirou beamed, "Ohhh!! It's awesomeee!! It's gonna be sooo fuuun!! I have to prepare too!! And buy snacks, of course!!" Jirou ran off.
Hiyoshi sighed. He shook his head, sighed and read the "List of Needed Things" from kantoku.
"Shishido-san, have you camped before?" Choutarou asked.
"Nope..." Shishido sighed, "It's heard annoying... Kantoku sure wants us to suffer,"
Choutarou chuckled, then said shyly, "But I'm... I'm kinda happy..."
"Huh?"
"Because that's mean I can be together with Shishido-san, even just for three days..." Choutaraou downed his head, blushing, "Everytime..."
Shishido blushed too, "Choutarou..."
They stared at each other, both with flushing cheek and sparkling eyes.
"Okay..." Hiyoshi said loudly, "I'm here. Can't you see?"
Shishido and Choutarou totally ignored the yellow haired boy, instead touch their lips in a soft kiss.
"OKAY," Hiyoshi stood up, "I'm not here. I'm going now. Take your time. Bye,"
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"WHAAAAAAAAT??"
"Yes!" Yukimura smiled, clapped his hand happily, "We're going to camping in the mountain this weekend! It's even not a training, we're just gonna have some fun! Isn't it interesting, everyone?"
"NOO!" Akaya screamed, "NOOOO!! I HATE... I HATE MOUNTAIN!!"
"You scared of height?" Renji asked.
"NO, BUT I HATE MOUNTAIN!!" Akaya shouted.
"Have you ever been in any mountain?" Jackal asked.
"NO. But I know, I'M GONNA HATE IT!!"
"I HATE IT TOO!!" Marui suddenly shouted, after realized from amazing shock, "NO FOOD! NO CONVENIENT STORE!! Only woods everywhere... I'm gonna die from starving there!!"
"No, Bunta, we'll bring food," Jackal sighed, "Stop being so unreasonable,"
"I HATE CAMPING," Niou hissed, "In tent. No bed. That's mean no making love," He stared longily to Yagyuu.
"Oh my God..." Yagyuu said, "I supposed I have to bring 2 packs of Handy-Clean then... And maybe six packs of dry soap and cologne..."
"You're gonna make your bag so heavy," Niou warned.
"I don't care," Yagyuu said angrily, "I can't bear dirt,"
"OKAY, NO 'I HATE IT' ANYMORE," Sanada roared, "Yukimura had gone so much trouble to plan this camping for us, to make us happy, and IT'S HOW YOU THANK HIM??"
"It's alright, Gennichirou," Yukimura said, sadly, "I understand,"
"Oh no, Yukimura, we'll do it," Sanada said, clenched Yukimura's hand thightly, "If they're not gonna do it, I'LL do,"
Then Sanada glared at them, scary and fiercely, "BUT THEY'RE GONNA DO IT FOR SURE, RIGHT??"
No one want to be knocked down by Fuu Rin Ka In Zan Rai, so they're all answered, "OKAY,"
"Really??" Yukimura asked, smiling, "I'm so happy! Okay, you can dismiss now!"
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"I'm gonna borrow five bags of foods, and Jackal, you should borrow three more," Marui said.
"Bunta," Jackal sighed, again, "It's only for three days. You don't have to bring eight bags of foods,"
"BUT!!" Marui shouted, "There's no Seven Eleven or Funmart there!! What if suddenly I want to eat potato chips with cheese flavour but I just bring the roasted beef flavour?? I can't just buy it like I usually do!!"
"So, bear with the roasted beef flavour," Jackal shrugged.
"NO! I CAN'T!" Marui yelled, "I'll lost my appetite! SO I HAVE TO BRING ALL OF THE FLAVOURS OF EVERY PRODUCTS, TWO OF EVERY SNACK IN CASE I WANT IT TWICE!!"
Jackal sighed, "Whatever. But I won't bring three bags just for your snacks,"
Marui stared at Jackal, "What... You don't want?"
"Nope,"
Marui stared at Jackal more, with hopefull face.
Jackal looked away, "No, I said,"
"Jackal..."
Jackal looked at Marui, his face full of sparkling eyes.
Jackal sighed, "Okay. Okay. Stop giving me that look,"
"Yaaay!" Marui cheered, "Sometimes I just really love you, Jackal!!"
"Yeah, yeah..." Jackal sighed.
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Niou sighed, "Yagyuu, give me a break. You don't have to bring face toner! You won't have time to use it!"
"Maybe I will got some time," Yagyuu said, continuing put the face toner, five bottles of Handy Clean and 3 packs of wet-tissue in his camping bag.
Niou laid on the Yagyuu's bed, staring from the back of Yagyuu's position. He saw the pile of Handy Clean, tissues and cologne, and said, "You'll have to bring three bags if you want to bring all of your cosmetics," Niou said.
Yagyuu sighed. He stopped, "I don't want to complaint, but I have to said that I REALLY HATE CAMPING. I HATE BEING DIRTY!"
Niou chuckled. He jumped from the bed, hugged Yagyuu, "Come one, Yagyuu. No need to get so distressed. We're gonna enjoy it,"
"How can...?" Yagyuu sighed, "You said you hate it too,"
"Yeah, I did," Niou smiled, "But now, I'm not. Because... I heard from Yukimura that we're gonna sleep in same tent,"
Yagyuu raised his eyebrow, "So?"
"Yagyuu..." Niou whined, "Come on... You do understand what I mean,"
Yagyuu struggled himself from Niou's arm wrap, "Yes, I do. But just one thing... What make you think I'm gonna agree to sleep with you in a tent, in the middle of forest, with grass everywhere and maybe worms??"
Niou grinned, "Because I'm sexy and irresistable?"
Yagyuu stared at Niou.
Niou frowned, "No hope?"
"NO AT ALL," Yagyuu said, "Don't ever think about it, Niou Masaharu,"
Niou sighed.
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"Yanagi-senpai, thank you for accompany me buying the camping things," Akaya said, shyly, "You're really a responsible senpai,"
"It's alright, Akaya," Renji smiled, "Call me if you need something else,"
"Yes, of course," Akaya smiled back.
"I'll go home then," Renji said.
"Um... You don't want to go inside and have some... er... tea?" Akaya said quickly.
"No, thank you," Renji smiled.
"Oh..." Akaya felt a little dissapointed, "Okay then... See you tommorrow..."
"Yeah, of course," Renji said, "Bye,"
Renji walked away from Akaya. Then after walking for 5 minutes, he started to think.
"Is it rude to not accept his invitation?" Renji thought, "I just don't want to troubled him... But maybe it's really rude to decline somebody's invitation just like that. What if he won't invite me for everything ever again??" Renji started to panic.
He turned and walked back. In front of Kirihara residence's front gate, he thought again.
"But it's so ridiculous to going back just to have some tea..." Renji muttered to himself, "Maybe Akaya will laugh at me behind my back. He'll think that I'm a weird guy!!"
"Ya-Yanagi-senpai?"
Renji stratled, looked abruptly to the voice source. Akaya was on the frontyard, blinking at him.
"A-Akaya...? What're you doing there?" Renji asked nervously.
"My mother told me to watering her flowers. It's supposed to be my neesan's job, but she was out now," Akaya answered, "More importantly, why are you came back again, Yanagi-senpai? You left something?"
"No..." Yanagi spun his brain quickly, searching for a reasonable answer, "Well... I remember that I have to go somewhere else on this way,"
"Oh," Akaya nodded.
Renji asked, "So, do you want me to help you with the flowers?"
"Don't you have to go somewhere else?" Akaya confused.
"Oh. Yeah, right, but I... I'm not in hurry, so I guess I can help you a little,"
"Really?" Akaya grinned, "Thank you so much, then! Just come in, the gate isn't locked,"
Yanagi smiled, "Yeah... Excuse me,"
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Our Shishido and Ohtori were had a little fun in packaging for the camping.
"Choutarou, thank you so much for helping me with this," Shishido said, "I'm not good at arranging things at luggage bag,"
"Oh, it's alright, Shishido-san," Choutarou smiled, folding Shishido's black jacket and putting it in the bag, "I glad I can help you,"
"Really," Shishido grinned, "What can I do without you?"
Choutarou blushed, chuckled, "S-Shishido-san, you don't have to said that,"
Shishido smiled. He wrapped his hand around the snow haired boy's hip, kissing Choutarou's shoulder, "I hate this idiot camping idea, but came to think about it, there'll be no parents around us in the next three days,"
"S-So?" Choutarou gulped.
"You know," Shishido said seriously, "Maybe we should try 'that',"
Choutarou's chocolate eyes widened in suprised and shy, "T-That?? S-Shishido-san, we're still... junior high schooler..."
"Choutarou, if not now, then when else?" Shishido whispered, "I really want to do it, but you keep saying that our parents may hear us, or something else like that. In the camping activity later, there'll be no parents at all. So why not?"
"It's..." Choutarou downed his head, blushing, "I... I..."
"I love you," Shishido said softly, "Don't you?"
"I do, of course!" Choutarou said quickly, "It's just... I... I kinda...scared,"
"By what...? You know that I won't hurt you. I rather hurt... Gakuto or someone else,"
Choutarou sighed.
"Chouta, seriously, why not?" Shishido downed the sophomore's face and kissed the pink lips softly.
"Shishido-san..."
"Think about it, please? I want to do it because I love you. Really love you,"
"I understand but... I..."
"Choutarou, please..."
Shishido stared at Choutarou, softly and full of seriousness. Choutarou downed his head, his finger playing with his cross, his cheek flushed.
"I just don't think it's the right time yet..." Choutarou said quietly.
Shishido sighed sadly, "...Okay, I get—"
"But maybe it's worth to try..." Choutarou blushed.
Shishido gasped, "What??"
"Be-Because..." Choutarou said shyly, "Because... You know. I love you too, Shishido-san... I'm... yours. If you want to do it with me, then... you have every right to do it..."
"R-Really?"
Choutarou smiled shyly, "But... please... be soft, okay?"
"I PROMISE!!" Shishido hugged his Choutarou, "I REALLY PROMISE YOU, CHOUTA!!"
Choutarou chuckled, still a bit shy with his decision.
"Love you so much," Shishido whispered to his lover's ear.
If Choutarou had a puppy eyes, Shishido had that special tone of voice that always made Choutarou melt immediately after he hear it. It's soft, but also deep, cool as Shishido always did in Choutarou's eyes, and sometimes it heard just like a cat's purr. A spoiled cat's purr.
"S-Shishido-san..." Choutarou said nervously, "My parents are..."
"Choutarou..." Shishido said, "Really, I just want to kiss you,"
Choutarou blushed, "Okay then... J-Just a little kiss, okay...?"
"Okay," Shishido grinned. He just cupped the face of his lover with both of his hand, got their lips near and nearer when suddenly...
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!! The door opened roughly.
"Shishido!!" Atobe's loud voice cut off our Silver Pair's little activity. The diva blinked at Choutarou, which had abruptly pushed away Shishido and stood up quickly by reflex, "Oh, so Ohtori is here too. Good, so we don't have to pick him up at his house,"
Shishido yelled madly, "DAMMIT!! Atobe, what the HELL are you doing here??"
"What?" Atobe blinked, "What is ore-sama's fault?"
"You're a bother like always..." Shishido gritted his teeth.
Atobe decided to just ignore Shishido, and turned to Ohtori, "Okay, so. Ore-sama is here. Because ore-sama just got a excellent idea. Ore-sama wants the entire regular members to shopping together for the camping activity,"
"NO," Shishido barked, "I have fun here with Choutarou. No need one of your idiot ideas again Atobe, thank you very much,"
"So, it's been decided!" Atobe smiled widely, "Let's go!"
"That's not what I said!!" Shishido protested, "HEEEY!!"
But Atobe acted like he was deaf. He just kept walking to the front door and both Shishido and Choutarou didn't have any other option than followed the narccist. Three of them walked to the yard, where a really long and fantasticly sparkling limo had already waited for them there.
Kabaji had already been inside, along with sleeping Jirou, Oshitari and Gakuto.
"You're so slow, Shishido!!" Gakuto yelled.
"Shut up," Shishido glared at the redhead, "I'm not in the mood for mouth-fighting. I could just throw you to the garbage can, Gakuto, I'm serious. I'm sure you're fit there,"
"Wh—!!"
"Gakuto, silence," Oshitari whispered, "You'll wake our Jirou," Then he smirked widely, in that 'special hentai way' , "He's really cute when he's sleeping, don't you think..."
"Oh, you're such a sukabe oyaji," Gakuto hissed, "I don't know why I accepted to be put in doubles with you when the only thing you kept doing was pursuing me to wear that nasty nurse outfit,"
"Well," Oshitari smiled, adjusted his glasses, "Do you prefer the maid one then?"
Gakuto made a disgusting face before decided to sat near Kabaji instead of Oshitari.
"Choutarou, don't ever get near him or he'll make you wear those weird sailor costums," Shishido hugged his Choutarou securely.
"Um... How do you know he has sailor costums, Shishido-san?" Choutarou asked.
"Because he pursued me to wear one at the first year before I broke his glasses along with his nose bone," Shishido said.
"... Oh,"
"Have we forgotten someone?" Atobe asked to his teammates, "I feel that someone's missing but ore-sama just can't remember who is it,"
"Nobody," Gakuto said.
"Yeah," Shishido nodded, "Just quickly begin then end this damn stupid shopping so I can go home,"
"But I felt that we missed someone too," Choutarou said.
"Who do you think is it, Kabaji?" Atobe asked.
Kabaji thought a second before answered with his deep and monotone voice, "Hiyoshi,"
"OH, RIGHT!" The other five cheered.
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"I can't believe that everyone forgot me," Hiyoshi murmured.
"Hiyoshi, stop sulking. Who said we forgot about you? You're the last one got pick up doesn't mean that you're forgotten," Gakuto tried to assuring the yellow-haired boy.
"But you're all really forgot about me,"
"Oh, shut up," Shishido snapped, "Don't make my mood grow fouler,"
"And we're here finally!" Atobe said. The limo stopped in front the lobby gate, and Atobe jumped from the car as his teammates did so. Oh, except Jirou because he was still sleeping.
"Jirou-senpai, wake up, we're already here," Choutarou shook Jirou's body softly.
"My dear Ohtori, you'll need ten years if you waking up Jirou with that way," Gakuto said, "You need to be like this. JIROU!! WAKE UP!! OOOY!! WAKE UP OR I'LL BURN YOUR MOUSSE POCKY COLLECTION!!"
Jirou blinked, "No, DON'T!!" Then he looked around the limo. His eyes widened, and he screamed loudly, "Oh my God!! Am I being kidnapped?? Awesome!! I'm never being kidnapped before!!"
"No, you're not being kidnapped," Shishido hissed tiredly.
"And kidnappers don't use limo only to kidnap YOU," Gakuto added.
"Huh? But this car was all black, just like kidnapper's car in the movie..." Jirou said.
"JUST HURRY!" Atobe yelled, his patience reached the limit. By the way, Atobe's patience-meter was really short.
So, Jirou also jumped from the car and they began their shopping time.
"Okay," Atobe said to his teammates, "Ore-sama need a sweater. So ore-sama will go to the Clothes Section. All of you, just do what you like. Come on, Kabaji,"
"Atobe, does it mean that you'll pay for our things??" Gakuto asked.
"Mukahi, listen, I got five hundred thousand yen every month as my allowance," Atobe said.
"And?"
"And in the end of the month, only fifteen thousand left. And because of who do you think is it? I mean, other than all of you?" Atobe said patiently.
When no one could answered, Atobe snapped his finger, "Come, Kabaji,"
Kabaji muttered an 'Usu' before followed Atobe.
"I need snack!!" Jirou cheered, ran to the Food Section.
"Oh, yeah!! I want to buy some snack too!!" Gakuto followed Jirou.
"Oh, wait, I'll go with you, Gakkun," Oshitari walked with Gakuto.
"Let's go, Choutarou," Shishido gripped Choutarou's hand and pulled him to Medicine Section.
"W-Where do you want us to go, Shishido-san?" Choutarou asked confusedly.
"Um. Do I have to ask if I may go with you, or not?" Hiyoshi asked.
"No," Shishido said, "Go away,"
"Okay," Hiyoshi hissed. He went to Shoes Section.
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"So, Kabaji, what do you think of this sweater? The black one is better, don't you think?" Atobe asked, holding a black sweater in his right hand and a white one in his left hand.
"Usu," Kabaji answered.
Atobe threw the black sweater at the shopping bag Kabaji held, then went to the shawl rack.
"Kabaji, see this. Which one is better, red or blue?"
Kabaji kept silent.
"Ore-sama likes the blue one better. This blue will get along with ore-sama' sweater, don't you think?"
"Usu," Kabaji nodded.
Then, just like he did to the sweater, Atobe threw the blue shawl to the shopping bag.
"Kabaji, next, let's get a jacket. One with golden furr will look good on ore-sama, don't you think?"
"Usu,"
Atobe smiled, "Kabaji, you're really a big help."
"Usu,"
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"Oh, Gakuto, they came with two flavours!" Jirou held two potato chips in his hand, "So, I'll buy the cheese one and you should buy the roasted beef one so we can switch in the bus!"
"God, Jirou," Gakuto said, "Atobe pay for us, remember? You'll buy all of the flavours and so will I,"
"Oh, right!" Jirou beamed, "That's mean it's alright too if I get all the flavours of Pocky! Atobe is rich, right, Gakuto?"
"Right," Gakuto said as he get more Cheetos.
"Oshitari, you don't want to get something else other than this miso-flavoured shrimp cracker??" Gakuto yelled to Oshitari.
"No, Gakkun, I'm alright," Oshitari said, "Just move first, I have some serious businnes here,"
Gakuto blinked and sighed when he saw Oshitari was with two girls, laughed sweetly with them. It obvious that the girls completely fell to Oshitari's whatever trap, because they blushed and giggled madly now to whatever dirty joke Oshitari told to them.
Gakuto twitched. Then he walked to Jirou and pulled the orange-haired boy, "Let's go, Jirou,"
"How about Oshitari?" Jirou asked innocently.
"Just pray that he won't make any girl pregnant before the camping," Gakuto sighed.
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"S-Shishido-san, what are we going to do here?" Choutarou asked nervously.
"Choutarou, came here," Shishido pulled Choutarou to a rack in the corner, "Which one do you think is the best one?"
Choutarou blushed, stared at the colorful packages in front of his eyes, "I-I don't know... I really don't know... Maybe we should just get an ordinary one..."
"But I want to try the flavoured one... Is it really has a flavour?" Shishido asked couriously.
Choutarou blushed more, "I heard that... It's just has the smell..."
"Oh, really?" Shishido rubbed his chin, "You like strawberry, right, Choutarou?"
"Anything is alright..." Choutarou downed his head, because he realized that people started to staring at them, "J-just quick, please, Shishido-san..."
"Maybe we should buy every flavour," Shishido said, "They look interesting,"
"Shishido-saaan..." Choutarou whispered shyly. He really could felt the stares on his back.
"Hum..." Someone's voice approached Shishido and Choutarou, "Aren't you... Hyoutei's doubles one?"
Choutarou and Shishido stared at the person. He has curly, blue hair, framing his smiley face.
"You're...!!" Shishido shouted, "...Who?"
"Shishido-san, don't be so rude!!" Choutarou said nervously, "He's Rikkai's Yukimura-san,"
"Oh, the sick captain," Shishido nodded, "Such a coincidence we can meet here,"
Yukimura smiled at the boys, "What are you doing here? Buying..." He looked up to see the rack's name, "Condoms?"
"GYAAAAAAAAAHH!!" Choutarou yelled, blushing madly, "DON...DON'T SAY IT!! DON'T SAY IT SO LOUD LIKE THAT!!"
Yukimura chuckled, "Oh, young loves... Maybe I can give two of you some recomendations,"
"Really?" Shishido stared at Yukimura, from his head down to his shoe, "You... Have you got any experience?"
Yukimura smiled, "More experience than you, I can tell,"
Shishido frowned, "Really? You don't look like a pro in this thing,"
Yukimura glared at Shishido, "You doubt me?"
Shishido answered quietly, "N-No,"
"Well, then!" Yukimura clapped his hand, smiling, "Which one is the uke?"
Choutarou downed his head, shyly, "M-Me..."
"You?" Yukimura blinked at Choutarou. Then to Shishido. Then back to Choutarou and said, "Your seme is... small,"
"WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT BEING SMALL??" Shishido yelled angrily. He's always so sensitive about his height.
"Well, nothing wrong, actually," Yukimura smiled, "Height isn't everything after all. Well, uke-chan, if you want to felt... you know, felt good, I recomended for you to using this one..." Yukimura smiled as he holding a white package, "But if you think the smoothness is the most important point, then this one is the best for both of you," Yukimura held another package, this one was a yellow and green colored package.
"I-I don't really understand about that..." Choutarou said quietly, blushing, "I just... Just choose the best one for us, it's all up to you,"
Yukimura stared at Shishido, then to Choutarou. Then he said to Shishido, "Say, are you an evil seme type?"
"Huh?" Shishido raised his eyebrow, "How can I know if I'm the one or not?"
"Do you prefer to do your uke hard, or soft?" Yukimura asked.
"D-D-D-D-DON'T ASK SOMETHING LIKE THAT...!!" Choutarou shouted shyly.
"Hard, of course," Shishido answered seriously, "But I promise Choutarou that I would do him soft on our first time, so this time I have to do him soft,"
"AND YOU SHOULDN'T ANSWER HIM SO DETAIL, SHISHIDO-SAN!!" Choutarou blushing madly.
"So, you're a evil seme role after all," Yukimura nodded, "I could see that in your face,"
"Thank you very much. Whatever," Shishido hissed.
Yukimura laughed, "Okay then... Then I recomended you this one" Yukimura gave a black colored package to Shishido.
"Really?" Shishido asked, "This one is the best for us?"
"Yeah," Yukimura smiled, "After helping two of you, suddenly..." He giggled, "I remember about my seme at home..." He reached on of the package, the pink one, "Sanada loves strawberry smell, you know. Bye! Have fun!"
Yukimura left them to the cashier.
Two of them stared at each other, then to a small black package on Shishido's hand.
"Should we pay it by ourself, or let Atobe pay it?" Shishido asked.
"Shishido-san..." Choutarou sighed tiredly, "Really... Do you need to ask...?"
"Well, I just want to make sure," Shishido said.
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Hiyoshi was left alone. Again. He sighed and guide himself to the mountain shoes rack.
Then, he bumped at someone and that person's shoes feel down because of it.
"Sorry," Hiyoshi said, picking up the shoes.
"Thank you," That person received his shoes back then said quietly, "You're... If I'm not wrong... Hyoutei's Hiyoshi Wakashi, no?"
Hiyoshi looked up and found Rikkai Dai's Sanada was there, "You're... You're Rikkai's Sanada Genichirou,"
"Yes, I am," Sanada said, "What are you doing here?"
Hiyoshi rolled his eyes, "Am I in the Shoes Section to buy a necktie?"
Sanada kept silent for a second. Then he said, "Yes, you're right. I'm such a fool. Sorry,"
"Don't mind it," Hiyoshi said.
Both of them kept quiet for five minutes.
Sanada coughed. He can't bear the silenceness, and asked, "You're alone here?"
"Do you see someone else around me?" Hiyoshi asked back.
"No,"
"Then, I'm alone. And please don't say something related with alone. I'm rather sensitive at that,"
"Oh. Uh, sorry," Sanada said.
"Genichirou!!" Suddenly, Yukimura was there beside Sanada, held Sanada's arm.
Hiyoshi sighed. The last thing he needed right now was another too-sweet pair. Hiyoshi walked slowly to the another rack.
"Yukimura," Sanada said, "You're quick,"
"Yeah," Yukimura giggled, "You know, I found these cute boys, Shishido and Ohtori-kun from Hyoutei in the Medicine Section,"
"Yeah? And?"
"They're going to buy some condoms but they couldn't choose which one they should buy!!" Yukimura practically... shouted, "Isn't that cute??"
Hiyoshi choked on his own saliva and Sanada blushed when other people on that floor threw their stares at Yukimura. Yukimura, oblivious to all the stares to him, just smiled, "It made me remember about old days, when you're always wore coat, sunglasses and vendora hat every time you're going to buy some to us. I couldn't stop laughing everytime I remember those memories,"
"Yukimura," Sanada coughed, "I think we should... just... You know. Talking about it later. And somewhere else."
Yukimura blinked. Then he looked around and saw that the people still stared at him weirdly. Yukimura laughed, "Oh, I'm so sorry, people! Can't hide it, understand what I'm talking about? Because it was felt so...so... so... so like... 'such a naive love they had!', you know!"
"Okay, let's go," Sanada pulled his lover, walked out from the Shoes Section.
Hiyoshi still coughed hardily, then he inhaled and his cough stopped. Okay. It's shocking. But it's so obvious too that Shishido and Choutarou will did it for sure someday. They're so in lovey dovey everyday, too sweet that almost make Hiyoshi got toothache.
But in the camping??
Hiyoshi remembered himself to bring his headphone and CD player. He didn't want to hear any strange sound in the middle of the night, for sure.
XxXxXx
Jirou and Gakuto was walking with two trolley full of snacks on their hands before suddenly Jirou stopped walking and gasped.
"What's wrong, Jirou?" Gakuto asked.
"OH, GAKUTO!!" Jirou's eyes widened in excitement, "I THOUGHT I SAW MARUI!"
"Marui?" Gakuto looked around, "I don't see anyone with pink hair,"
"BUT IT'S HIM!!" Jirou yelled, "I'LL NEVER FAIL AT RECOGNIZE MARUI!!"
"Yeah," Gakuto shrugged, "Whatever. Let's get more chips,"
"GAKUTO!!" Jirou pulled Gakuto's sleeve, "REALLY!! I saw Maruiii!!"
"Ok, ok..." Gakuto sighed, "Now, where is he, huh?"
Jirou looked around once more. Then he downed his head sadly, "I don't know,"
"That's it," Gakuto said, "That was just a weird hallucination because of your over-freakness on Marui. Drop it, Jirou,"
Jirou bowed his head in sad and whined, "But I really saw him..."
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So, finnaly, Hyoutei's shopping day ended.
In the car on their way home, Choutarou and Shishido couldn't get it why Hiyoshi kept staring at them weirdly, when Jirou kept assuring Gakuto that he saw Marui, Oshitari smiled happily because he got the girls' phone number, and Atobe was remembering himself to go to his personal designer with Kabaji later to made some new hiking clothes.
So, Hyoutei's shopping day was ended, we could say, succesfully.
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xxxOMAKExxx
"HAAAAAAAACCCCHIIIIIHH!!" Marui sneezed.
"Marui, are you alright? You keep sneezing," Jackal asked Marui.
"Someone must be talking about me," Marui grinned, "Don't you think so, Jackal?"
Jackal sighed, "Yeah, yeah,"
xxxOMAKE IIxxx
"So, Choutarou," Shishido sighed, "Finally, we get the perfect one for us,"
Choutarou nodded slightly.
"I really promise you, I'll do you soft," Shishido said, stared at the chocolate eyes seriously.
"I know..."
"Maybe it's true that I'm an evil type of seme, but that doesn't mean that I love to make you suffer. You know, I just..."
"I KNOW," Choutarou cut off.
"It's good that you're understand," Shishido said, "Oh, one more thing. Maybe I'm smaller than you, but that doesn't mean I can't satisfied you, Choutarou, you know..."
"Shishido-san, just one more thing too..." Choutarou sighed, "Please... stop talking about this?"
"...Ungh...Okay..."