-1Spiderleg:You know I kinda want to marry Featherpelt
Featherstripe: With british girl accent No you don't you are in love with that that….spider thing….
Spiderleg:DON'T PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN YOU BITCH!
Featherstripe:You're the bitch you fucker!
Spiderleg:I'll kill you!
Featherstripe:You do that I'll go to hell become a ghost and shove a stick of dynamite and shove it up your ass!
Spiderleg:OH NO!
Sound Effect:BOOM!
(How would a cat get dynamite OO)
Longtail: They see me mowin my front lawn…wantin to ride with the gangsters.
Mousefur:What the fuck are you singing Longtail?
Longtail: I don't know
(And….afterwards)
Firestar: Barbie is a bitch she is just a witch
Blackstar: I really hate her why does Ken date her?
Firestar:Barbies such a bitch I'm going to gauge her eyes out
Sandstorm: GASP Blackstar and Firstar want to date Ken!
(Okay than . )
Bluestar: OH MY GOD I JUST SAVED 25 OF MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!
Tigerstar: I didn't know you had a car
Bluestar: Well I do! XD
(THE END!)