AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hiya. So, you may be thinking, HEY, THIS WAS SPARKELWISH'S STORY! Well, I'm Sparkelwish. Plain and simple. Go check out her/my profile and she/me will have a link that comes here on it. I'm not going to go into detail about why I've done this weird switch, but I have my reasons. I'll post one chapter every couple days until I get to the end of what I've written, and then it'll probably be one chapter a week or less, depending on what my schedule will allow.
And NO, I'm most certainly NOT doing this to get more views and reviews.That would be stupid, because I already had a satisfactory amount on the old story, and because I hate the very thought of doing that. BUT ANYWAY, ON WITH THE UNIVERSE AND SO MUCH MORE!
REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE: ALRIGHTY NOW. So... I've gotten several reviews from people who don't get that this is a parody (well, that or they're trolling, but still). I mean, they're clearly blind, because one of the genres is parody. But now you know! THIS IS A PARODY! THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD. IT'S MEANT TO BE FUNNY. LAUGH AT THE HILARIOUS "MISTAKES." HOWEVER, there is an actual plot (gasp!) that begins to form a bit later in the story, and there are parts that have correct grammar and spelling, oh joy! I'm probably going to end up making a sequel to this that's not really parody-ish at all. So just stick with me here.
It's supposed to be funny.
A/N: Thankz for readin' me story.
I don't own Doquter Who.
One Day I walking down the stret and I sawed a man in pinstripe Suit. He see me and He Comes ovr to Me and I says "Hi You loke unusul whot are You do-ing her?"
He said "Im the Doquter want to Come adventure?"
"Yes I like to adventure, lets go" said Me and we went to teh TARDIS.
Bye the Way I am a girl and here is Whot I loke lik. : I Have tall and long hair that is blond my eyes blue, I have sender body and I like wearing heals. My full lips and I have nise chekbones. and sparkeling eyes. I breaked up with my Boyfrind becuse he did not give Me attenshon.
So me and the Doquter were in the TARDIS and I says "Wow it big on the Inside!"
"yes Daphne it is now where should Go?" s Doquter.
"We should go paris!" Said because I had HUUUGE crush on Doquter and wante him to Fall in love wi me.
"Yes Paris allonse" Doquter said and he pusht buttins on the tardis and there was lots of shaking.
He accident fell on me when the Shaking was happen. I bloosh and look in eyes.
He kisst me and I my heart like a butterflie.
"Dafne I luv u" he mermerd.
"Doquter I luv u too" I wispert and Then I kist him agen.
Latter We wer on a beech on a difrent planit and we ware on a blankit on the Sand holding our Hands watching wavs.
The see was beutiful and qualm. And so romantic. I got my ifone out and twitterd that I had a New boyfriend and he was Call the Doquter.
Sudden the Doquter hands on my Shoudler. He looks me in the Eye and say "Daphn I haves confeshon. My an Aline."
"Wat this are an outrach!" Screamed Me and I grabt his Shoulder shook him.
"Sorry so sorry" Doquter says
"Betray!" Tears come my face and I runned throo the sands.
Then I got kidnapt by alines. "DOQUTER!"
The Doquter hert me scram. "Dafn Ill help you!" He runned by the alines killt him "NO I SCREMT"
MY DOQUTER"
Then evrythin Went blaque.
I waked up in a dark hospital. There were proabs on my Finger so I was scart. "DOQUTER HALP"
I seed the Doqtuer ded on a tabbl. "NO" I yaled.
He waked up and loked at me wif butiful eye.
"Doquter you not ded!"
"No I kan rejenate but my hand so I put it into hand and made double"
"Oh ok cool no sav me"
"Ok where my sonick"
"on the tabble" I point at sonick on grea tabl.
"I use my siquik powers to make it kome to me." He cloe his eye and the sonik float to his hands
"No I free us" he turn sonick and my handcuff are release.
"Thank you doquter!" I cried and ranned to him and kisst him pasonately.
We made out for sevril minits and then I remembert he was aline.
"Yoo shood telled me that you are alien."
"Sorry Your rite I should" Docquter sed and pet me hair.
"I fergiv yoo cuz its hot to dait alines."
"yay now I hav to take yoo to anice lokashin cuz thi one waz bad"
"no doquter it nice but the alines." I loked concenre into his eye
"I luv u so much Dafne," he whisp.
"I luv u more Doquter" then we made out in the Tardis.