You're so Stupid
1. Movie
"Why don't those humans realize that there's an alien ship RIGHT THERE!"
Two minutes later...
"Why aren't they running? The stupid worm pigs! Can they not SEE?"
One more minuet later...
Zim leaned in closer. "What's going to happen next?" He let out a gasp, "What is she saying? Why is the alien ship not shooting at them?"
Dib let out a sigh, "Do you ever NOT talk during a movie?"
No answer.
"I'll take that as a definite 'HELL NO'..."
2. Sunburn
"...Don't laugh..."
Zim tried to comply, cupping a hand over his mouth to keep from bursting out laughing. "...W-what happened to you?"
There was a sigh. "I slept out in the sun all day, and being a pretty fly white guy such as myself, that's not good..."
"I can't tell if you're pissed off, or really embarrassed," Zim chuckled.
"...The sun burnt my whole face... Figure it out for yourself..."
3. Dancing (NOT IN A ZADR WAY)
"Oh Irk, please don't dance like that," Zim begged, shaking his head.
Dib stopped dancing, turning to the alien behind him. "Why not? What's wrong with my dancing?"
"...Dib-human, you dance like a human female."
Dib only glared at him.
"I'm gonna start calling you Diberella," the Irken giggled gleefully.
"No, you're not..."
"Does the shoe fit, Diberella?"
"SHUT UP!"
4. Piñata
"Just swing the bat around!"
"If you say so!" The blind-folded Irken said, swinging the bat around wildly, forgetting to actually try and hit the colorful cardboard donkey hanging from the tree branch above him.
Dib screamed, trying to avoid being hit by the bat. "AH! ZIM, STOP!"
In response, he got hit in the head with the bat. Exactly what he was trying to avoid.
"I THINK I HIT THE DONKEY!" Zim shouted triumphantly, raising the bat up. He removed the blindfold, only to find Dib lying on the ground before him.
"No," Dib moaned, in a daze, "That was my head..."
5. Compliment
"No, Zim."
"Pleeeease?"
"For the last time: NO!" Dib went back to doing his homework. "I'm not letting you copy off me. AGAIN. You need to start doing your own homework."
"Aw, but Dib-human, my head isn't nearly as large as yours! If your head is that big, that must mean your brain is big!"
Dib turned to him, raising an eyebrow.
"Trust me, that was a compliment."
6. Game
"YES!" Zim threw down the controller, doing a little victory dance. "TASTE THE DEFEAT AT THE ZIM HANDS OF ZIIIIIIM!"
Dib only stared at him with a blank expression on his face. "Yeah, you beat me at level one in a video game. Hoo-friggin'-rah."
7. Helmet
"This is serious, Zim! I can't get the helmet off!"
Zim only continued rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically. "I-it's because your head is so huge..." he managed to stutter out between laughs. "You could quality as a superhero with that head! Head man: Da-da-da-daaaa!"
"...Shut up, Zim."
8. Football
"Zim, you're supposed to hike the ball!"
From where Zim was on the field, he couldn't clearly hear Dib exactly. "Hike?" He called out, confused, "Who's hike? Do you mean Mike?"
"No, HIKE!"
"BIKE?"
"HIKE!"
"MIKE HAS A BIKE?"
"No stupid, HIKE! HIKE THE BALL!"
A whistle was blown. Suddenly, a large football player slammed into Zim, knocking him into the ground.
Dib cringed at the sight, turning away. "...Never mind!"
9. Roller Coaster
"I'm gonna die!" Zim shrieked, clinging to the teen human boy beside him. "I don't feel so good! I think I'm gonna be sick! WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"...We haven't even reached the drop off yet, Zim," Dib answered plainly.
"...Oh."
10. Marshmallow
"ZIM!"
"What?"
"Your marshmallow is on fire!"
Zim glanced at the tip of the stick he held in his hand, noticing the marshmallow was in fact up in flames. "Isn't that the point, Dib-human?"
"...You're so stupid..."
"...Am I, Dib?" Zim questioned. "Am I really stupid? Or am I just a genius glorifying my marshmallow in the flames of PRIDE?"
There was a pause. "No, you're defiantly stupid."
A/N: I'm feeling a little better, so I decided to practice on mah humor.
Anyway, First ten! :D I don't know how many more I'll make... Ten drabbles per chapter... I might make fifty drabbles in all, five chapters basically. This is ZADF NOT ZADR.
Let me know what you think! Please review!