I asked GOD to make me rich

He said "You're already rich"

I said, "No I'm not. I'm piss poor."

GOD said, "No. You are rich. You are very rich. My child you have many people who love you. That makes you rich."

I said, "But I have needs"

GOD said, "I will provide for those needs."

I pointed out that there are many who have so much more then me.

"My child," He said, "You live in a home. You don't go to bathroom under a tree. Everyone you love is with you. If you don't see that you are rich go to soup kitchens and the subway stations. Look at the people sleeping under the bus stations and you will see what I said. You are very rich."

I "HMPRED" about it for awhile but then I went to a soup kitchen and I saw people who really were poor. I realized that I really was rich,

I asked GOD to help the other people. He said, "They already have all they need."

I said, "But GOD they have nothing. A little girl cried because she was so hungry. She cried in the street."

"And you, gave her your lunch," GOD said, "They are very rich"

I rolled my eyes.

"How are they rich," I asked.

"They have people like you," He said

I asked GOD to make me wise.

He said, "You already are wise"

I said, "LORD I mean I want to be as smart as Solomon."

GOD said, "Who created the world?"

I said "You"

GOD said, "How many days did it take for me to create the world"

I said, "Six days. You rested on the seventh which is why we have Shabatt"

GOD said, "You know more then you think you do. I have made you wise and I will give you the knowledge you need as you need it. Only trust me and I will make you all you need to be"