*hey cuddles how is work going*

*terrible I have to listen to this lecture conducted by Leonard its BORING*

*that's amusing*

*I though it was, how are the girls*

*there waiting on you to get home they want to show you there latest exam score*

*how high is it*

*100, the teacher even put a note on it*

*what did it say*

*it said "these two children are the smartest people ive ever met I would like to skip them ahead another grade but I cant because this is the senior year in college*

*that's even more amusing than Leonard's boring speech*

*they are excited because even though the teacher cant move them up he would like to, I cant believe our babies are going to be PhD holders in 6 months*

*Amy they're not babies anymore they're 16 years old*

*Sheldon how can you be so cold, you're their father and they're your little girls*

*and you're their mother and you gave birth to them, but it doesn't make them babies*

*it's a metaphor Sheldon, but do I have to remind you about the last words your mother said to you*

*please don't8

*I don't care how many babies you have you'll always be my Shelly. No matter how old you get you'll always be my baby. No matter how smart you are I'll always remember the time you blew up Missy's hamster.- Mary Cooper*

*I get the point*

*I knew you would your to smart not to*

*how long do we have again*

*well their 16 so I estimate 4 to 4 ½ years left before they're gone for good*

*that's not much time*

*no its not especially with Thomas and Anthony taking up precious time*

*they must be eliminated*

*won't Howard be upset that we kill his son, won't Leonard, and I don't even want to feel the raft of Penny*

*I don't want to kill them just put them on a deserted island for 4 years*

*put won't Shelly and Amelia be sad about us deserting their boyfriends on a island*

*Thomas is a Wolowitz, Shelly will be dodging a bullet there, and Anthony is half Hofstadter and half Penny enough said*

*first of all Anthony, as Leonard put it, is both smart and beautiful*

*yes but his IQ is only 176, its way below my standard for a guy for my baby girl*

*HA YOU SAID BABY GIRL*

*damn*