Iggy's World
I wrote this as a miscellaneous crossover in honor of Iggy Koopa, who is not one of the four Koopalings to appear in the upcoming Mario & Sonic, which annoys me because he is my favorite Koopaling, and Wendy, who is one of the four, is my least favorite.
Incase you hadn't guessed, the title is a reference to the postcredits scene of the Super Mario Bros. movie.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their respective owners. Rated T for violence
Chapter 1: Iggy's World
The seven Koopalings stood together, plotting mischief.
"Quick question," said Ludwig von Koopa, the oldest and self-proclaimed leader of the Koopalings. "Is light a wave or particle?"
Six Koopalings spoke in unison. "Particle," said Larry, Morton, Wendy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig.
"Wave," said Iggy, the demented Koopaling with the glasses and green shell.
The other six Koopalings glared at Iggy.
"You are no longer our brother," said Ludwig. You are banished from the Koopalings forever!"
"I will have my revenge!" said Iggy, and he stormed off, cursing.
...
About an hour later, Iggy was standing in a forest he had wandered into.
"This forest is perfect for my evil kingdom," said Iggy. "And from this forest I shall take over the rest of the world! I'll call it... Iggy's World!"
Suddenly, Mr. Resetti, Starfy, and Devil appeared. (AN: These are my three least favorite Assist Trophies in Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
"Halt!" said Resetti, the annoying mole. "What is a common Koopa doin' in this forest? It belongs to the Assist Trophies!"
"We serve the Supreme Assist Trophies," said Starfy.
"And we enslave the kinder Assist Trophies," said Devil.
"So Shadow and Midna are in Iggy's World," said Iggy, remembering the black hedgehog and the Twilight Princess.
"IGGY'S WORLD?!" said Resetti. "This forest belongs to the Supreme Assist Trophies, not some two-bit Koopa like you! Let's kill him!"
"I thought we were supposed to kidnap common Koopas," said Starfy.
"I don't care," said Resetti. "We're tearing him apart right now!"
Iggy opened his mouth and shot a blast of flame at the three Assist Trophies, reducing them to a pile of ash.
"Supreme Assist Trophies that are trying to take Iggy's World away from me!" said Iggy. "Show yourself!"
Phosphora flew in and stopped in front of Iggy, sitting on nothing. "Yes, you called?" she said.
"Wow!" said Iggy. "She's... cute."
Phosphora blushed affectionately. "And you're so adorably demented," she said.
"So you're the Supreme Assist Trophy that's trying to usurp Iggy's World," said Iggy.
"I rule this forest alongside the most evil, twisted, sadistic Assist Trophy there ever was," said Phosphora.
As if on cue, Ghirahim teleported in at Phosphora's side.
"GHIRAHIM!" said Iggy. "You shall not take Iggy's World from me!"
"Should we cook his eyes into soup or simply cut his throat?" said Ghirahim.
"Finding the Night Crystal is our number one priority," said Phosphora. "Let's just blast him over the waterfall."
"I'll take you both on right now!" said Iggy.
Ghirahim and Phosphora casually raised their hands and blasted Iggy with an energy wave – Phosphora with cyan electricity and Ghirahim with purple darkness. Iggy went flying over the edge of a waterfall.
"No one could survive a fall like that," said Ghirahim. "Let's report to the boss."