Hello! My name is Deona and this is my first fan fic on Fanfiction.net! :D If there are any typo's or whatever, sorry about that!!! (I'll try to fix them) I did not create Invader Zim (TM)!!!!!!! Kim, Lyn, and Voom are my characters, I made them up. All the other characters...I DID NOT! Okay? ^.^ Well, now that I am done rambling on with the story!!! I hope you enjoy!



Invader Zim Fan Fic

Chapter 1

"You will go to Earth!" yelled Purple as the crowd laughed.

"Earth?!" Kim coughed. "That is where the filthy Zim is located!"

Red jumped up behind Purple.

"That is where you must go! We know that Zim will never destory miserable mankind, so we will send you." he replied. "You will HELP him succeed....and without him knowing."

The small Irken alien couldn't believe what she was hearing. Not only did she have to HELP Zim, but she can't reveal her secret! This plan was insane.

She folded her little arms.

"I will NEVER help that disgusting creature! Never!"

The two tallest's sighed deeply. In the back the crowd booed and threw pieces of S.I.R's at them. Soon a chant began in the crowd. It slowly grew until it was very loud.

"Kim to Earth! Kim to Earth! KIM TO EARTH! KIM TO EARTH!!!"

Purple raised his large and skinny arms.

"Quiet!! She will go to Earth even though she doesn't want to!"

Kim looked up at Purple with beady eyes.

"I will NEVER!!!"

Red squatted down ...way down...to Kim.

"If you will not go," he whispered. "There will be no, like in never, missions for you."

Purple squatted down next to Red and continued on with an evil grin spread across his green face.

"Besides, it sounds like your scared to......"

Kim interrupted, "NO! I, Kim, am never scared of humans or idiot Zim. I will go! Take me to Earth, NOW! I said, NOW!!!!"

The crowd cheered as Kim was carried off to her new Voot runner. Before she went inside, Red and Purple brought her a S.I.R.

"Zim got some trash, but this one has the latest chip implanted in its 'brain'. It will do anything for you and can even speak in six different languages." Purple stated.

Kim looked at her new S.I.R. It sure looked new and highly expensive! On its stomach was a whole set of new buttons and it wore a spiked collar. Red handed over a remote to re-program the S.I.R just in case the thing went a little crazy. Kim jumped into the Voot runner and so did the S.I.R. In a few seconds they were millions of miles into space. Meanwhile, back on planet Irk, Purple and Red were laughing hysterically.

"When all mankind is gone and Zim returns, we can send him back to another planet. Like the planet of infinite Itch!" said Red. "Then we will have so much fun, because we will see him in pain....or at least very ... itchy!"

Purple replied, "Yes! Buhahaha!"

Back on the Voot runner......

"What shall I call you?" Kim asked the S.I.R.

"Death Machine." it said in a very low voice.

"Umm..that sounds a bit cocky, don't you think?" Kim said. "How about something else?"

His eyes glowed a deep blood red.

"Voom."

Kim replied, "Voom? I guess that's okay. Fine then, Voom it is! Buhahaha!"

A little while later, Kim and Voom found Earth.

"Slimy Earthy creatures. Little do they know that I, Kim, have come to take over their pathetic planet!" she laughed out loud. "Well, not me exactly. I have to help Zim. Curse those dreaded Tallest's! They need me to get Zim out of this planet and so onto another dreaded place. Something like that."

The Voot runner flew down into a small city and landed by a large tree.

"I call this home! HOME!" shouted Kim.

On Kim's back was a back pack. Pressing a button, two large brown poles shot up into the tree. The two ends became flat and so a floor was made. From the edges of the floor the walls came up then a peaked roof formed. The long poles detached from the house and went back into the backpack.

"Voom! I need to ride you to get up this large Earth tree. Come here."

Voom flew over to her without question. She climbed on the S.I.R and held onto its side as it levitated from the ground and went to the front door of the tree house. She jumped off of him.

"Ahh. This is a perfect place to be settled. Right across the street is that Zim boy." Kim exclaimed. "Come in Voom, we have a lot of work to do. First step: good disguises."

Kim opened the door and walked inside; Voom followed behind. Inside the tree house was everything they needed, though it was quite cramped. As you first step into the house, on your right is a door leading to the bathroom. To the left was the kitchen. It had a mini fridge and stove. That was all. As Kim made her way in there was three chairs surrounding a section of the room. On the wall was a switch. Pressing it would lead to a white screen popping down in front of the chairs; it was a movie screen! In the way back on Kim's left was a flight of stairs leading up to her sleeping chamber. Voom flew in and sat down on one of the comfy chairs.

Kim looked through her backpack and took out a capsule. She threw it on the ground and in a cloud of smoke and dust, a flying chair appeared. Kim sat down. Looking in her backpack again, she took out a belt and placed it around her waist. Kim pressed three buttons and she was covered in a disguise. Voom looked at her curiously.

"You look like one of the human people. Skin and everything. They will never notice, including Zim, that you are an alien." Exclaimed Voom. "What shall be my disguise?"

Kim pressed a few buttons on the S.I.R. remote and Voom was transformed into a small gray kitten. The pair were indeed very different. Kim had short straight black hair with small black glasses. Her eyes were black and her skin was peach. For clothes she was wearing a dark blood red t-shirt, a small black leather skirt with a shiny black belt, and tall leather boots. Voom was a gray kitten, though on the top of his head, was his antenna which looked a little strange.

"Even I amaze myself at my intelligence! Voom, today we will sleep till morning. Tomorrow I will go to skool and meet all the filthy Earth humans."

Voom nodded and fell asleep right then.