Lonely and Bored
Disclaimer - I own nothing except Maria's friend HDUK.
Maria smiled to herself. She'd been bored all day and her mother was doing her accounts. Liz had been working all week and now all she wanted to do was sleep. Maria on the other hand was in a good mood, a hyper mood, an "I'm together with my wonderful boyfriend" mood. In the words of that girl she'd been speaking to online, she was "shag happy".
She'd been bored ever since the end of school. She'd been working at The Crashdown sometimes but her days were mostly taken up working on her website with a girl she'd been talking to online. Despite being together with Michael she still got mad at him frequently. "Himself" had a severe problem in understanding the telephone. He hadn't quite figured out how to pick it up, dial a number and say hello into the receiver. He still drove her batty.
Smiling to herself she opened AOL Instant Messenger. Opening a window she smiled.
Spacechick3000 - Hey
Hellodolly UK - Hey gorgeous
Hellodolly UK - How's the evil spiky one?
Spacechick3000 - He's still not phoned! I mean how difficult can it be???
Hellodolly UK - He's male. I mean come on, they're supremely pathetic. MG is NO worse than MS!!!
Hellodolly UK - Actually he's better. At least he likes you!
Spacechick3000 - You know that MS likes you.
Hellodolly UK - He likes certain parts of me. He likes having someone to fuck but he doesn't like me the way that MG likes you.
Hellodolly UK - And in some ways I'm glad of that.
Spacechick3000 - Why so cynical?
Hellodolly UK - Why not? He's made his position quite clear. As have I. But I have the willpower of a cat placed next to a bowl of fresh cream and told not to take a lick.
Hellodolly UK - Actually. No. I have the willpower of you placed next to a tub of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream!
Spacechick3000 - HEY!!!
Hellodolly UK - It's true though!
Spacechick3000 - No comment.
Spacechick3000 - Actually I will comment! I have more self control than you do. Because I actually managed not to have sex with him before the first date! Nyah!!!
Hellodolly UK - Does going on a semidate to the opera count?
Spacechick3000 - NO
Hellodolly UK - Why not?
Spacechick3000 - 'Cause you spent the entirety of the second act with your hand down his trousers.
Hellodolly UK - I DID NOT!
Hellodolly UK - My hands never actually went inside his trousers!
Spacechick3000 - You actually waited 'til you got home???
Hellodolly UK - Did I say that? I didn't say that!
Spacechick3000 - LOL!!!
Hellodolly UK - I've had an idea!!!
Spacechick3000 - What?
Hellodolly UK - A shoot the Michael game for our website!!!
Spacechick3000 - *giggles*
Hellodolly UK - I'll talk to Dan about it
Hellodolly UK - GTG
Hellodolly UK - I'll be back on later!
Hellodolly UK - Love ya dahling!
Spacechick3000 - Love ya too!
Hellodolly UK - byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Maria giggled to herself as she signed off. HD always made her giggle, and reminded her that there were worse Michaels out there than hers.
Logging on to the website she giggled. It was so like them. She HD and HD's friend Dan had been working on it and it would be brilliant when it was finished. www.superbitchfromvenus.com would rule the world!
Laughing out loud Maria shut down the computer and headed over to see her Michael. To give him a big kiss and tell him of all the character assassinations that they were going to do on him!
The End