Chocolate Cake
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.
Matt was dead. Well, not physically dead, not yet. But he would be. Very soon. You see, it all started this morning when he opened the pantry and realized there was something very wrong.
There was no more chocolate. Which meant that Mello was going to kill him. Oh god. He was going to need to come up with a brilliant plan that would prevent his life from ending, and he was going to have to come up with it fast.
After many hours of dedicated work, the final product was finally finished. 'And it doesn't look too inedible', Matt thought. 'Hopefully Mello doesn't die after he eats this. That would be bad'.
So with that task accomplished, Matt wiped his hands on his lacy pink apron (yes, apron) and went back to the job he was previously engaged in, which was, of course, gaming. Super Mario Sunshine, to be exact, and was currently shooting strange people-looking things with his Turbo Nozzle.
Mello awoke to find out that the sun was sending down painfully bright rays of light straight into his eyes. ''Damn, we need to buy curtains,'' he mumbled sleepily as he slowly slid out of the bed that he and Matt shared. 'There better be fuckloads of chocolate in the kitchen…'
But what Mello found in the kitchen was far from what he expected. Because, there was Matt, wearing the attire of a fucking French maid! I mean, seriously, a frilly apron?! 'And he calls me a girl!' Mello thought furiously. ''Matt!'' He called out angrily. ''What is the meaning of-'' but Mello's sentence was cut off as Matt glomped him like some deranged fangirl.
''Look Mells! There was no more chocolate, so I baked you this cake!'' Mello's anger suddenly faded as he looked into Matt's beaming face. 'Wow, he must've worked really hard on this….' Mello realized. 'And to think I was just gonna beat the crap out of him…'
''So, what do you think?'' Matt eagerly asked his best friend, who had just finished taking a bite of the chocolate cake. Mello couldn't help but feel nervous as his former accomplice stared intently at him with those adorable puppy eyes. So do you know what he said? ''It's ok, I guess.''
THE END
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