The idea for this came to me a while ago, and I finally got the time to type it up. R&R!
The Scamander's Dating Program
Prologue
I was aroused by a severe thrashing. I knew who it was, Lysander. I just didn't know why he was waking me up so bloody early. I cracked open one eye and glared at him. It took a while for my eye to adjust to the light. (Mum and Dad signed up for 'Wizards on the Grid', so we have electricity now. Mum has her stove, Dad has his sprinklers, Lysander has the internet; I'm the only one who doesn't like the idea.) However, when my eye had adjusted to the light, I focused all of my glaring powers on Lysander.
"What the bloody hell do you want?" I demanded. Did I mention I hated being woken up early? Especially during Summer Break?
"I have an idea!" Lysander exclaimed.
I looked at the clock on my bed table. "And it couldn't wait two more hours? It's six o'clock in the bloody morning!"
"Sorry," Lysander apologized, not sounding very sorry at all.
"What are you even doing up at six?" I asked suspiciously.
Lysander went red. "Err… Dom came over-"
I groaned. Since Lysander's girlfriend wasn't coming to Hogwarts with us this year, Lysander was sneaking in as much snogging time as possible. Annoyed, I promptly pulled the covers back over my head.
"Go away," I snapped. "Wake me up in two hours."
"No," Lysander said firmly. He pulled the covers away, and dragged me out of bed by my ear.
"Ow!" I cried when he let go of me. Lysander shrugged. I glared at him. "Spit out your brilliant idea before I get even madder at you."
"A dating program at Hogwarts," Lysander announced with a very dramatic voice as if it was the best idea ever.
"You've been on the internet too much," I informed him, rolling my eyes.
"I didn't get the idea from the internet," Lysander said. "I got the idea when Dom and I were…" Lysander's voice drifted off and he went very pink.
"What would be in it for us?" I demanded.
"We could charge five galleons," Lysander suggested.
The idea didn't sound half bad. "Okay, we'll try it."
Lysander and I shook on it, and he left. (Probably to go snog Dom) Needless to say, I went back to sleep.