Merlin and BBC Overall Songfic Crack!

by soopergirl35

Crack songfic set courtesy of soopergirl35 and MerlinPsych. There is I Could Have Danced With Knights, which is a Mergana songfic of the series, and now includes On My Own Streetcorner, which is based off of my fangirl brain layout. Category is Merlin because that is where most of the characters come from. Now stop reading this and enjoy our insanity!

1. I Could Have Danced With Knights

The Amazing Parody

I Could Have Danced With Knights

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Morgana-

Bed! Bed! I can not go to bed!

My head's too full of Merlin to set it down.

Sleep! Sleep! I shall not sleep tonight.

Not for any jewels or the crown.

I would have danced all night.

I would have danced all night.

And still would beg for more.

I would have spread my wings

At that smile that he brings.

And neckerchief he wore.

I do not know

Why it was so exciting

For all at once my heart took flight

I only know that he

Has magic just like me

I would have danced, danced, danced

All night (with my knight)

Mordred-

It is past three now

Do you agree now

You really should be in bed.

Morgana-

I would have danced all night.

I would have danced all night.

And still would beg for more.

I would have spread my wings

Though I'm not a Dragon thing.

(Merlin pops out from under bed)

NOW MERLIN'S ON MY FLOOR!

I might not know

How it was so exciting

Why all at once I got a heart attack

I only know when he

Tried to poison me

I could have died, died, died…

(this whole song is crack)

Agravaine-

I don't understand, dear.

I would have ran, dear.

For you, it's time to sleep.

Morgana-

I'm going back to knights.

I'm going back to knights.

'Cause Merlin's on my floor.

It is disturbing me

That he is stalking me

And just might trick me more.

I'll never know

That he was Emrys all along

So I burst out in fearful song

I only know when I

Decided he should die

I could have danced, danced, danced

With shirtless knights (all night).

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As is said in the song, the second verse says that this is indeed crack. This is musical-theatre-audition-induced madness, and I, soopergirl35, take full blame for the inspiration by falling on my floor while trying to dance to I Could Have Danced All Night from My Fair Lady. This songfic was co-written with my good friend MerlinPsych (who put in the thing with the shirtless knight, sorry Mum, wasn't my idea). Youtube the song and let it play in the background for the full experience. That's what we did, and we enjoyed dying on the floor. From laughing. It's probably only funny to us, and I should really stop typing since every other word is misspelled and has to be retyped. Enjoy our post-audition-sad-from-no-callback insanity!

~soopergirl35 and MerlinPsych~

Disclaimer-We do not own Merlin or My Fair Lady