Jacob leaned back against the Cullen's sofa, his arm the thin, pale shoulders of Nessie, her light, silky hair falling onto his elbow.
"Okay," she grinned, shifting herself until she were facing him, "I'll tell you something if you tell me something."
Jacob smirked, "Uh, why?"
She tapped his knee and smiled even wider, "I was watching this movie, and these two people...they loved each other so much that they each decided to tell each other something they didn't know about the other."
He looked at her, her wide brown eyes and pale white skin, and let his lips fall on her nose. "And what movie would that be?" he whispered against her hair.
She smiled against his chest, lifting her hands and lightly touching his forehead. He was instantly overwhelmed with freeze frame images of a man and a women, sitting on a couch, kissing, lying in bed. He pulled back and grimaced slightly, "Must've missed that one."
She shoved his arm, leaning back, "Come on."
Jacob rolled his eyes, "Fine. You first."
Nessie's grin was wide, and she wrapped her arms around his waist, crossing her legs, "Okay...once, when I was hunting, I found a mountain lion, but I didn't tell dad."
He raised his eyebrow, and Jacob snorted, "Is that it?"
She stuck her tongue out at him, her nose scrunching against her face, "Come on, your turn."
He sneered at her, leaning his chin against the top of her head, "Okay, but I don't know how I'll beat that."
She laughed.
He thought for a moment, though his mouth spoke before he could stop it, "I made out with your mom."
She visibly tensed under his arms, and her breath seemed to halt.
"What?"
A/N I was gonna continue, but I'll just let you fill in the blanks. This was just many of the issues I had with Breaking Dawn.