Flynn-Fletcher's House, Candace Room; 3:00 pm

Candace was on her bed, talking to her best friend Stacy through her cellphone. She was so focused on talking to her that she didn't noticed her little brothers, Phineas and Ferb, opening the door and going inside her room. Once she noticed them though, she gave them an indifferent look.

"Stacy, I'll call you later." stated Candace.

Candace closed her cellphone and put it on her pocket as Phineas and Ferb walked to her. "Okay what do you two need?"

"Well we realized there is something we don't know about-"

"Hold it right there," interrupted Candace. "You can create machines and robots in record time, get away with everything you have ever made without mom spotting it and defy the impossible on a daily basis, but you don't know about something?"

"No, no we don't." replied Ferb.

"And you think I know that something you don't know about?"

"Yes, yes we do." answered Phineas.

"... Somehow that makes sense to me." said Candace as she got off her bed. "Okay, what do you want to know?"

"Where do babies come from?" asked Phineas.

That question made Candace get a startled look on her face as she almost fell to the ground "W...What did you ask again?"

"Where do babies come from?" repeated Phineas in a confused tone.

"W-W-Why do you want me to answer that question?!"

"Because we asked you?" replied Phineas in an even more confused tone. "

"Yes, yes I do but it's a horrible truth, you're too young to understand! Your little minds won't comphrehend it!"

"Candace, you don't need to be afraid," replied Phineas. "Just tell us the truth."

Seeing in his expression that Phineas was excited to know, Candace gave up and told them the answer to the question. This was shortly followed by a scream of the disturbed Phineas.

At the Backyard

Phineas continuously said "no" as he continued to run at the tree, where he fell to the grass and tried to calm down as his sister and brother soonly arrived.

"Phineas, are you alright?" asked Candace in a tone of worry.

"No I'm not alright," "Why do you give me such a horrible lie?"

"Phineas I didn't lie to you," replied Candace. "I was being honest."

"It can't be true, that's impossible!" exclaimed Phineas.

"Ask mom, she'll tell you it's the truth!" replied Candace.

Just then the kids mom greeted "Hi" and everybody turned to see her walking to them. "Look at that, she arrived."

"Mom! Candace told me something only you can confirme!" started Phineas as he walked to her. "She told me that babies... well you and dad first... and then... I can't say anything but it's not true, right?"

With a slightly shocked look on her face Linda briefly looked at Candace, with the teenager giving a worried look and smile in response. After a little while, Linda finally told Phineas the truth. "What she said is true, Phineas."

With pure shock, Phineas got on his knees before yelling "NOOOOOO!" to the sky.

The End

Isabella, Buford and Baljeet arrived out of nowhere to complain to the author.

"Hold on, that's it?" asked Buford. "No resolution, no showing what happened afterwards, it just ends right tere?"

Well... yeah, that's all the fic.

"Come on man, at least add some more paragraphs to show what happened after that scream."

"Or at least show how the rest of us reacted when we learned about that secret." suggested Isabella.

"Please don't do that, please don't do that." thought Baljeet.

I can see your thoughts Baljeet and don't worry, I won't do that. But I won't add anything else either, sorry but I got nothing else.

"... Partypooper." thought Buford.

I read that!