Jigsaw Accomplice Application
We want to see if you have what it takes to survive.
Basic Information:
NAME:
AGE:
LOCATION:
LAST PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT?
A PERSON WE MAY CONTACT FOR REFERENCE?
Interview Portion:
Have you ever killed anyone? Yes. No.
If "Yes" was it: (A) self-defense (B) part of a Game (C) vigilante justice. (D) other
Explain:
Were you tested? Yes. No.
If "No," please explain:
Do you have any handicaps? Medical, physical, emotional, or otherwise? Yes. No.
Please provide a brief explanation:
Can your condition(s) be attributed to your (A) past life (B) test (C) recent bad decisions?
In your opinion, is there a difference between "killing" and "murdering" a person? Yes. No.
What is the cure for Cancer?
UNIFORM:
For abducting test subjects: One creepy pig-mask. (We have recently began mass-producing these in our spare time and will provide one for you.) One long, hooded garment of your choice. (We recommend Jigsaw's signature red and black cloak- also being mass-produced and soon to be available in other colors.) Practical gloves and shoes of your choice.
For setting up/ cleaning up Games: The same, minus the pig-mask. You may instead wear the facial expression of your choice. We recommend a simple look of concentration, but smirks and glares are also quite popular.
Other tasks and activities: No dress code is required, but please be sensible.
Frequently Asked Questions:
"Do I have a chance at inheriting the Legacy?" No.
"Am I going to end up blackmailed, betrayed, double-crossed, lied to, losing everything, or dead?" Yes, to all of the above.
"Do I need to alter my appearance?" It is not required, but it is not discouraged either. Your recruitment marks a new beginning for you. You are welcome to display this transition through slight changes in your physical appearance: such as a haircut, tattoo, piercing, experimentation with facial hair, or even a few self-inflicted scars.
"What if I do not cherish my life?" We firmly believe that those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life. You are entitled to a few minor setbacks in your appreciation, but, ultimately, you will die.
"What if I become a murderer?" You will be given one last chance and you will fail. You will get shot by a moron who also does not deserve another chance.
"What am I expected to do as an Accomplice?" There are several roles and options for you here. We already have a leader, a surgeon, a murderer, a heavy-lifting guy, and quite a few wild cards. But something may open up any day now...