Author's note: Muahahaha! I luurrvv Saiyuki coz the guyz are sooo HOT!! (Cutting the crap) (cough) Readers enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki or Harry Potter. I write for fun (sob), please don't sue me. But, the unfamiliar stuffs belongs to me.

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Prologue

Sheessshhh...The sound of the wind, dancing merrily among the trees and flower. The sound of birds, chirping merrily. The garden was covered in emerald trees, which colourful birds nested there. Flowers of every kind, every colours, their scent lingering around. The garden was the home of cute furry animals; squirrels busy collecting nuts, and rabbits, hopping around curiously.

In the middle of the huge garden, lies a big marble fountain. In the middle of the fountain, stood the marble statue of the owner of the garden, Kanzeon Bosatsu, the goddess of mercy. The statue was holding a small flask, which its water fell into the fountain.

In the middle of the gazebo, a beautiful goddess was sitting on a cushioned white iron-wrought bench. She was clad in white, she wore minimal accessories. Her silky black hair, tied in a pony tail, flowed down her curvy body. Her eyes were violet, with little white dots dancing in it.

"Genzo Sanzo, the crime you did was unpardonable." She said softly, with a playful smile on her face.

"Come on woman! I just lost the bloody credit card! No fucking deal about it. You can always get me a new one," spat a poker-faced blonde.

"There, there, Konzen, there's no need to shout," laughed the goddess.

"FOR THE FUCKING LAST TIME, I.AM.NOT.KONZEN! I'M GENJO SANZO!" yelled the priest.

Konzeon Bosatsu gazed at the priest, his blonde hair reminded her of the sun. His amethyst eyes, looked like it belonged to a man who lost his soul,(thought now they were sparkling dangerously.) On his forehead was a charka mark; he was a successor of the late reverend Koumyou Sanzo.

Behind him were his three fellow disciples. The first one was a red- headed, crimson eyed half-demon Sha Gojyo. Next to him was a dark-haired man with emerald eyes, and on his shoulder rested a little white dragon, he was Cho Hakkai. Lastly, a fifteen-year-old teenager with brown hair and golden eyes, which always kept complaining, "I'm hungry!", you've guessed it, Son Goku was his name.

"Well, I have a little mission for the four of you. You guys will be teaching at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for a semester. If you do well, I shall reward you handsomely, are you on?" asked Konzeon, smirking evilly.

"What about journey to the west?"

"Do they have hot babes there?"

"Do the have food there?" (Stooopid question)

"......."

Konzeon answered cheerfully, "Of course, you will meet Albus Dumbledore, the current Headmaster of Hogwarts. He will give you futher instructions. I ask you again, are you on?"

"Yes, Konzeon Bosatsu (smiling)"

"Definitely! They got babes there!"

"Hell yeah! Food! (Start drooling)"

"....., Whatever!"

With a wave of her hand, the Saiyuki gang was transported in a void.

CRASH!

"The landing was painful"

"THAT WAS MY FOOT, STUPID MONKEY!"

"I'M NOT A MONKEY, PERVERTED COCKROACH!"

Pointing gun at the three of them , "SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU TWO!"

Their argument was interrupted by an announcement.

"Hogwarts Express is going to depart at 11:00 sharp from platform 9 ¾. Passengers please board the train, Thank you."

"Well, let's board this goddamn train."

"Alright!" The three guys shouted.

At 11:00, the train departed from the platform. The four of them wondered, what Hogwarts got install for them.

:"Sanzooo! I want a Chocolate Frog!"

"PIPE DOWN MONKEY!!!"

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Author's note: What do you think about this story? Reviews plzz!