Perfectly normal?
The Dursley family, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal.
They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they didn't hold with such nonsense.
And as everyone knows it is completely normal to sleep in front of the outer door,
Nail the letterbox,
Throw the turtle through the greenhouse,
Let one's sister's son sleep in the cupboard under the stairs,
Hire a boat when you know a storm is coming,
Put one's foot through the TV when your favourite programme have been cancelled,
Be sick on purpose,
Put bars on the window,
"Jump out" from the window, on the upper floor
And get an extra TV in the kitchen because it's too strenuous to walk to the kitchen to get some food.