Author's Note: Lime wrote this. And I won't even claim to not be insane. You wouldn't believe me anyway. First Detective Conan fic! I hope it turns out well :) This fic is gonna be a drabble thing xD

Disclaimer: I am only going to say this once, and it is now. I don't own Detective Conan. But my assassins are in place and I might by the end of the week. Psh. Yeah right. I'm not gonna kill him when there's still a chance of Kaishin. Its after he destroys my dreams that he's going down. Okay, joking over, lets get on with the story!

Shinichi was sitting in the library, reading, when someone burst in.

"Shinichi! Haibara rekire-" Kaito paused, looking confused. He tried again.

"She rekir-UGH!" he yelled in frustration. "She needs you alright?"

Shinichi blinked.

Kaito blinked.

The magician looked sheepish. "Sorry about that, I don't know why I couldn't say rekir-" He let out a low growl.

"Rekir-reki-rek-quack quack."

The detective watched in amazement as Kaito turned into a duck.

Shinichi was sitting in the library, but instead of reading, he was watching a duck.

He deadpanned at it.

"Haha, that was hilarious. Come out and take the duck away now, Kaito."

"Quack, quack quack."

Silence ensued, aside from the occasional quack, and Shinichi was getting worried. If the trickster magician was pranking him, he would've come out by now.

"Kaito?" he crouched down in front of the duck. "Is that you?"

"Quack," the duck screeched and bobbed its head.

"How did this happen?"

"Quack."

"Wait," he got up and took two blank pieces of paper. After writing Yes and No on them, he placed them in front of the duck.

"Now, did the Black Organization do this to you?"

This is what the real Kaito came home to. His Shinichi was talking to a duck and calling it Kaito. The talking part was strange and he wondered if he should introduce more people to the detective. He brushed the thought aside. What was important was that Shinichi had named their new pet after him.

"Shin-chan~" he cried in happiness.

Shinichi whipped his head up from floor, where he had been staring at cards, and stared at the duck.

"You can speak now?" he asked gravely.

"Ummm...I've over here."

The detective turned to the doorway, and looked at him with confused eyes. He looked back and forth between the duck and the human before launching himself at Kaito. The self-proclaimed magician stumbled back before regaining his balance. Shinichi stuck fast to Kaito in a hug, despite almost falling, and once righted, he mumbled, "So glad you're not a duck."

The not-duck's lips quirked up in a smile.

"You thought I turned into a duck?"

"You turned into a duck right in front of my eyes!" Shinichi cried defensively.

"Yeah, sure," he pulled Shinichi so they were actually looking at each other. "I thought you didn't believe in magic?"

The other averted his eyes and blushed. "Stranger things have happened."

Kaito chucked and ruffled his lover's hair. His eyes traveled the empty room before landing back on his love. He froze.

"?" Shinichi sensed something was wrong. "Kaito?"

He released himself from Kaito's loose grasp and looked him in the eyes.

No response.

He waved his hands in front of the thief's face.

Not even a blink.

His patience snapped and he started shaking Kaito.

"Get a hold of yourself and tell me what's wrong!"

"Huh?"

"What's wrong?" he reiterated.

Kaito pointed a trembling hand at the room with wide, horrified eyes.

"The duck's gone!"

"..."

"..."

"We didn't see anything,got it?" Shinichi hissed. "Nothing happened, Nothing."

Author's Note: Hehe, this actually happened to me. Not the duck part. I couldn't say required even after multiple tries, so I was like, screw it, and started quacking.

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