A/N: Hello, to whoever is actually reading this! You know who I am, and I will probably never know who you are. You're probably asking, "Why has he started yet another story when he has finished a single one yet? Why don't you finish (insert story you like here), you asshole? Why?" Well the answer is quite clear…. It's because I can! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Umm… but, no seriously; I'm trying to be a bit more "unusual, original, and interesting" in my stories, so I said to myself, "what's more unusual, original, and interesting than an Anime X-Over about the children of our favorite characters going back into the past to fuck with their future parents' sanity and future!", so yeah this is gonna get weird at times.
The story will take place at first in the future, but then most of the entire story will be during the past (or present).
Summary: Many years after the worlds were combined, the forces of Evil have joined together to form an evil organization called the Legion of Hatred. Now our heroes are at war with these terrible beings of darkness, who will stop at nothing to rule over the multi-Earth. Our heroes then decide that their only weakness are their loved ones, and so they must send their children away to a safe place until they can put an end to the Legion. But where to send them? Well, the question started as where, and ended up becoming when. Now follow along with the children of our favorite heroes as they deal with their own past, their parents' present, and everyone's future.
Worlds (Going by votes so far): Naruto, Harry Potter, Bleach, Pokemon, Digimon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, South Park, Kingdom Hearts, Boondocks, Star Wars, Danny Phantom, Ben 10, Inuyasha, and One Piece.
Inuyasha, and One Piece will come in later, but for now I'll focus mostly on the top three voted series (Naruto, Harry Potter, and Bleach). Each month I'll do a poll on which series I should focus on for that month's chapter, so be ready for it after the first two chapters.
Also, remember what I said; non-cannon pairs and multi-pairings will exist. Meaning harems, and suchs. But don't worry, only one character so far has a harem.
So without further a' due, enough of this crap, let's start the show!
Chapter 1: Portal Plans by Weird Old People
Running…
That was just about all they did now-a-days. They would be overrun by the bastards, and then their leaders would call out a retreat instead of fighting these slimy bastards. He could understand why they did so, but that didn't mean they couldn't kill some of these guys. But, like always, instead of fighting these things they were forced to flee without much of a fight simply because of the-
"Ron, Renji! Death Eaters at two o'clock!" Riley said as he turned back and pointed his double revolvers at the ten Death Eaters that were coming up the hall.
Ron pointed his wand at the group as Riley was shooting off at them. The bullets, magical or not, simply bounced off their shields while Renji tried shooting Kido at them as well.
"Stupefy!" Ron shouted as the red stunning spell caught a Death Eater on the shoulder, blasting the man back as Ron continued his assault.
"Move!" came a voice from behind them as the three jumped to opposite sides of the hall while a giant fireball came roaring past them and smashing into the magical shield, shattering it and burning the Death Eaters before the vile group Apparated away.
"Damn, I hate they asses. Why the fuck don't they make Death Eaters like they used to; human?" Riley said as he put his guns away.
"It's useless complaining about it now. They've been that way for nearly ten years now. Though I have to admit, they were way easier to kill or at least maim back then." Renji said as Ron put away his wand and Sasuke came up to their side.
"This is why I keep telling you all to learn some fire jutsu. It makes things easier." Sasuke said as if talking to children, though they all pushed him off.
"I only know one fire spell, and it's too close range. Forgive me if I can't find the time to learn any good ones in between the time of fighting these bastards." Ron said as he shook his head at Sasuke.
"I suck at Kido, so jutsu are gonna suck for me too, dude." Renji said as they all started walking up the hall again.
"I don't do all that jutsu, hocus pocus shit, alright. I like getting up close and personally. Besides, that what we use Traban bitch-ass for; all the magic shit and Huey got our back on jutsu. And if neither of their asses are around, then I'm go throw yo ass at them, and we go see what happens." Riley said as Sasuke face-palmed himself and muttered curses under his breath, because Riley had already done that before.
They came to a large set of double doors, but before they made it ten feet to the door, they passed through a barrier that made them feel warm, and yet cold inside. Riley, along with all the others, shivered as they passed through it.
"I hate that thing. It makes my body feel all confused on temperature." Ron admitted as they continued walking.
"Yeah, I know what you mean, man. But at least with that there the Legion can't get passed without a really powerful magic guy. They'd need someone of Voldemort or Morgana's level to try and break it. Even then they may not succeed." Renji said as Sasuke nodded.
"Traban's barrier, increased by the power of Harry's patronus magic and Naruto's seals. That would be, as Riley likes say, a bitch to break." Sasuke said as Riley grinned at him.
"I'm making the emo-kid be more like me. That's what's up; making people be more like me, 'cause I'm such a great role model." Riley said as he puffed out his chest. Sasuke face-palmed himself again as Renji and Ron snickered at him.
"Gonna braid your hair now, Sasuke?" Ron asked as he and Renji exchanged looks and grinned.
"Or are you gonna start with wearing t-shirts and baggy jeans?" Renji teased as Sasuke shot lighting at him and Ron.
"Fuck all of you." Sasuke said as he stalked through the double doors, pushing them up like feather weights.
"He's pissed." Riley said with a raised brow and grin.
"Yup, more like you every second." Renji said as Ron nodded in agreement, all three following after the annoyed Uchiha.
In the darkness of a barely lit room, nearly twenty figures stood in a circle around a giant orb that showed the outside of a castle at war. Fires raged, explosions going off, and people, animals, and other creatures fighting in an deadlocked battle of control.
"These fools, fighting those warriors instead of trying to get at the true fighters." an angered voice rang out from one of the watchers.
"Calm yourself, Vilgax. They would be destroyed in seconds, even if they could get at the real threat to our plans." a woman's silk voice drawled as a male opposite her on the other side of the orb sighed in annoyance.
"That doesn't mean they have to be morons and fight separate. They would be so much more effective if they ganged up on their opponents." the annoyed voice said as the woman and several others frowned in disdain.
"Some of us still have our honor, unlike you, Marshall D. Teach." the woman said in a fierce hiss.
"Don't take to me that way, Morgana! I know honor, but I know that being evil doesn't call for such things. And the name is Blackbeard!" The self-proclaimed Blackbeard said in a loud booming voice of anger.
"I agree with him. Why have honor when trying to rule the multi-verse. Besides, these are desperate times. If they complete their plans, then everything will fall to ruin and our sixty years of planning will be for not." a calm, silk male voice supplied as the frowning people turned to him, a snake's hiss coming from around him.
"Shut your mouth, Voldemort. The only reason you're still around is because Blackbeard, Aizen, Vilgax, and Madara saw use for you. We could have handled your pitiful stick-users without you." Another male voice said within the darkness.
"Yes, and how would you have defeated Potter and his ilk, hmm Plasmius? It is by his magic that we are not able to reach the leaders of the accursed Order. At least the four of them knew that I and my Death Eaters would finish Potter and his little friends." Voldemort said as Plasmius scoffed.
"And yet, they are still alive, Voldemort. Perhaps you are not as useful as we first thought, hmm?" Madara's chilling voice cut through the air as the amusement was clear in it. Voldemort turned to his side to glare at the masked man before Aizen's chuckle was heard.
"Now, now, let's not bicker. We're not ten year-olds on a playground. We must all work together in order to crush those which oppose us. Right, Xemnas, Maleficent?" Aizen said in an amused tone as two figures nodded their agreement.
"Sosuke is right. It would be rude to fight ourselves and not cater to our foes." Maleficent said in a silk tone as she grinned at the orb.
"True, but what I wish to know is how we're going to get past their barriers. It must be the work of those foolish Keyblade-wielders and their powers of the Light." Xemnas said as he stared into the giant orb.
"No, fool, it is by Potter's magic that they are protected. His foolish love magic is what is stopping us. That's why we mush kill-"
"It's not the Potter boy that's stopping us, Voldemort. Its Tousen's magic. His is far greater than Potter's and far more useful in this type of situation. This has the scent of his barrier magic all over it. We must-"
"No, Morgana. It's that Uzumaki brat and his accursed seals. Our agents would have found the barrier already had it been just that, but Uzumaki must be keeping us at bay with his seals. We have to-"
"Wrong, Madara, it's Ichigo and the other Soul Reapers using Bakudo to keep us out. They're combined power is just barely enough to keep my Arrancar from destroying the place. If only we could-"
"No, Aizen. It's that little bitch-ass afro-headed Freeman. His ass must have made them put up some kind of anti-ass-kickin' shield to stop us. I say we-"
"Quiet, Stinkmeaner! Morgana is right, we must focus on Tousen. He has thwarted many of my plans, and even more of my attacks with those barriers of his. If we stand here and don't-"
"Silence yourself, Mundo! You're in no position to be barking out orders. You and that witch are just as useless as Voldemort, Orochimaru, and Blackbeard. The mighty King of the Dark Realm indeed."
"You dare to try me, Ozai? You were defeated by a pacifist. A damn pacifist that allowed you to live. At least Tousen knew I was too great a threat to live; powers or not." Mundo scoffed as fire lit under Ozai's feet, illumining him, Maleficent (to his right), and Lucemon (to his left).
"How dare you? You a king that was taken down by-"
"Two entire age-old Orders devoted completely to keeping my evil and those under my rule at bay. Defeated by two of the leaders of said Orders, and even then I still slipped passed their greatest seals. Then defeated, or stalemated if I was being technical, by the greatest Grey-Master to ever and will ever live. Tousen annihilated my body, and sealed away my soul before coming back and destroying that once he found a way to." King Mundo of the Dark Realm said as Ozai glared draggers at him.
"Enough! We are losing focus! While we stand here and bicker, they grow closer to ruining everything." Cyrus shouted as the others turned to him and nodded.
"Quite right, Pokemon-user. We must deal with these pest before they become even more of a problem." Satan said as the others nodded once more.
"Perhaps one of us should go out to the battlefield. One for each of the three castles in which they're using." Palpatine said from under his hood.
"Finally you speak, Palpatine. I was wondering if you had died of old age over there." An amused voice chirped in with a little chuckle.
"Be silent, young Lucemon. Back in my day, brats like you would have received a beating from reminding a elder of their age." Palpatine said in a scolding voice as Lucemon merely laughed.
"So, who shall go then…?" Alice asked as she smiled evilly at anything and everything that moved. Her blue sundress stained in blood as was her right hand. She giggled as Blackbeard and Mundo edged away from her.
"That kid is creepy, and I've done some really bad things in my life." Plasmius stage-whispered to Palpatine, who nodded as he looked across at the child. So evil, and yet so small…
"Ugh, Alice is being creepy again." Traban said as a shiver went down his spine. Naruto and Ichigo shivered as well, but didn't show it as much.
"That is one creepy little girl…" Ichigo muttered to himself.
"I still can't believe she murdered that entire city with her box of crayons and a juice box…" Naruto said in awe of how much blood he saw when she committed the mass murder. When she said the streets would run red with blood and she'd paint the place red, she wasn't kidding…
"Her scary/insane factor aside, how is the-" Huey was saying before the double doors burst open and Sasuke stalked in, eye twitching madly as he walked straight to a corner and began brooding.
"What's with him?" Huey asked as Riley, Ron, and Renji came in with large grins.
"Oh nothing. He's just seeing how wonderful it is to be like me." Riley said as Huey sighed and shook his head.
"No wonder he's pissed. He's probably suicidal now, too." Huey said as Riley gave an indignant cry.
"Riley stop yelling. They can't concentrate if you're being loud." Cindy said from her couch next to Sasuke's corner as she polished her sniper rifle.
"I would have thought they'd be done by now. What's the hold up?" Riley asked as Ming yawned from beside Cindy, having gotten comfortable when Ron moved her feet off the couch to sit. Renji stood next to Harry, Ichigo, and Naruto while Huey paced the floor
"We're doing this as fast as we can, but all three castles have to be in sync before we can even hope to get started." Shikamaru said from his meditative position in the circle of five.
"The castle where Ash, Davis, and the others are isn't ready yet. All we can do at this point is get a feel for the energy in which this magic is going to use." Hermione explained as Jazmine's eye twitched even though they were both closed.
"Huey, stop pacing! It's not productive." Jazmine yelled as Huey stopped and grumbled underneath his breath.
"I heard that." Jazmine said as he raised a brow.
"Oh yeah, what did I say then?" Huey challenged as Jazmine finally snapped her eyes open.
"You said, "I'll show you productive" and then started cursing under your breath." Jazmine said as Huey's jaw dropped slightly and he crossed his arms in defiance, turning away from her.
Jazmine sighed from beside Shikamaru. Shikamaru, Traban, Orihime, Hermione and her had been meditating in the spell-circle for almost three hours. The first two hours were spent simply summoning enough magic and energy for the circle. The last hour was waiting for the other two castles to do the same. They had all started at the same time, but it seemed that they were having problems.
"Perhaps we should have sent some of us to the other two castles instead of all four power-house groups here." Draco suggested from the other end of the room, lounging on another couch with Rukia and Sakura at her side.
"We didn't, because we're the focal-point of it. In order for it to work, the apex must be at one location while the other two are simply links to the focal point. Sort of like a wormhole or something like that." Traban said, while Draco groaned in exasperation.
"Oh, and did we forget to mention that the Legion has gotten into the castle?" Ron said as Harry face-palmed himself while Renji and Riley grinned.
"Yeah, yeah you did, mate…" Harry said with a roll of his eyes as he pointed to Seamus and Dean.
"You two, please go out there and help the others." Harry said as Seamus and Dean brightened up and slapped high-fives.
"Finally, we haven't been able to fight in almost six months! Come on, Dean! I've been waiting to have a go at those undead Death Eaters." Seamus said in excitement as Dean smiled and ran after him.
"Don't forget to use fire sp- and their gone… Does anyone listen to me anymore?" Sasuke called after them, but in realizing they were listening, turned back to the others and sighed.
"Sorry, you say something?" Naruto asked cheekily as Sasuke flipped him the middle finger.
"Don't worry Sasuke, I'll cover it. Draco, be a dear and make sure those two and the others out there don't die, will you?" Harry asked as Draco sighed and got up, stalking out of the room in annoyance.
"Thanks, love!" Harry shouted cheekily, just barely dodging a hex Draco threw back at him. Harry turned to grin at the others, but Ichigo only shook his head with a small smile.
"Orihime, how's it coming?" Ichigo asked as Orihime slowly opened her eyes from the energy trance.
"I'm not sure, but what the others said earlier was right. It may just be a matter of time, or they may be fighting off whatever was sent their way. I hope their okay though…" Orihime said as Jazmine, Sakura, and Hermione nodded in agreement.
"Hey, where's Hinata?" Naruto asked as he suddenly realized she wasn't there.
"Bathroom, oh Lord of Lateness." Cindy answered as she jabbed her thumb at the door to the side of a bookcase.
"Well, excuse me if I hadn't noticed earlier. I was feeding energy into this stupid magic circle thing along with Ichigo, Harry, and Huey." Naruto retorted as Cindy smirked at him.
"You're excused." Cindy said pleasantly as Naruto's eye twitched.
"See, I was right; blondes do annoy their fellow blondes." Ron said suddenly to Harry, who raised a brow as he and Huey shrugged.
"Then why did he marry Ino?" Sasuke asked as Naruto turned to glare mildly at him.
"Leave my wife out of this, Bastard." Naruto said as Sasuke smirked.
"Sakura, I don't see how you can marry our moron. He's so touchy." Sasuke said, with a very un-Uchiha-like amused smile. Sakura cracked an eye open from her spot next to Ming as she sent Naruto a kind smile, but smirked as she glanced at Sasuke.
"Because he can keep up with ten women, and still come back for more. I hated the Kyuubi as a kid, but I'd be the first to kiss that fox for giving Naruto such stamina and… endowments."
"Okay, that's enough. Some of us don't want to hear things like that." Ron said as he plugged his ears, every other man nodding their agreement while Naruto's cheeks tinted pink.
Suddenly the circle of green energy swirling around the five (Hermione, Shikamaru, Orihime, Jazmine and Traban) flared up and turned a deep blue as Traban's eyes snapped opened.
"The connection is started. They must now center the energy and form it into a bridge between the three castles. Our job now is to focus on the two points we wish to connect in order to create the passageway." Traban explained as everyone nodded.
"So… you five have still never told us where you're sending them. I mean, you five are our leaders and everything, but we're all best friends first, right? So, tell us already!" Ron said as many of the others around the room nodded.
"It's not a where we're sending them, but a when." Hermione clipped in as the other turned on her.
"Even though I agreed with you guys when we made this plan, I still say that it'll be wrong to mess with time. Especially in our world before the multi-verse came into being. Wizards were punished horribly for messing with time back then." Harry said as his eyes touched on Traban, Huey, Ichigo and Naruto.
"Yes, I know Harry, but I'm sure they'll be smart enough to deal with the law of your time. They are our-"
Explosions and booms were heard outside as they all quickly snapped their eyes toward the double doors. Before any of them could ready themselves, Draco and Seamus came in, dragging an injured Dean and a twitching Rock Lee. Levitating behind them were Kiba and his giant of a dog, Akamaru.
"They got caught in the crossfire of a tower battle. The Death Eaters were sending jinxes and hexes like bullets, and then Voldemort shows up with more of them and a few of those Cursed Ninja from that snake git, Orochimaru. There were also a few of those Evil Arrancar from Aizen, too. I swear if I didn't have to drag these two off to here, I would have blown Voldemort's bald head off. Sending a bondage curse at me will he…" Draco said as Harry narrowed his eyes along with Naruto and Huey.
Ichigo sighed as he raked a hand through his long orange hair. This was getting to be too much…
"I'll go send him back to the same corner of hell he keeps crawling out of. Still trying to capture you, my ass. I'll kill the snake-faced git! …oh and Orochimaru too. Trying to touch my Draco, will he? This time, unlike the last ten, I'll be sure to blow his balls up first." Harry said, seething in anger as he stalked out of the chamber, Huey and Sasuke at his heels as he did. Naruto was about to go as well, but was stopped when Traban's voice called out to him.
"Naruto, do you mind giving up more of your Sage Mode chakra to Shikamaru? We'll need it for later, and you may not be back by then." Traban said without opening his eyes as Naruto nodded and did as requested before running out the door.
"Always in a hurry, that man is. He'll never change." Hinata said as she sat beside Rukia.
"But you don't want him to. It's because of who he is that you fell in love with him." Rukia said gently as she turned to Renji, giving the redhead sword-wielder a small smile. Hinata smiled herself and nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, we always fall for the idiots…" Hinata said dreamily as Rukia nodded, a chuckle escaping her when Renji sneezed.
"Achoo!" Naruto sneezed, blinking before he spun in place and kicked the Dark ninja (or just plain Sound ninja) into a Death Eater. He jumped away from a hex as he flung a flaming kunai at the offending Death Eater, who burst into flames upon contact. Naruto landed back-to-back with Harry, who held his Phoenix wand at the ready while dishing out spells and curses with simply waves of his wand.
"Thanks for the fire, Har. I forgot about them. Fire Style: Dragon's Rage Jutsu!" Naruto said, going through hand-signs before unleashing a torrent of flames at a group of Death Eaters. The jutsu hit them full force, reducing them into nothing but ash.
"No problem, -Protego-, I was just repaying the favor of exploding your clone to help me escape that mob of ninjas." Harry said, casting a simple, yet powerful shield charm when Voldemort threw a nasty curse at him. Naruto spun on heel, as Harry grabbed his arm, switching spot in an instant while Naruto blow out even more flames. Naruto stopped to give Harry a grin as Harry glanced at him; controlling the flames Naruto had unleashed to circle them in a fire lasso.
"That wasn't just to save you. It was also really cool to watch guts go flying everywhere!" Naruto said as Harry shook his head, allowing the flames to dissipate before he started casting spells like crazy. A figure dropped in beside them, Naruto pointed his kunai at the figure's throat while Harry pointed his wand at the heart.
"Nice to know that Constant Vigilance means I'm gonna get killed by my friends." Huey said blandly as both the wizard and the ninja looked him over.
"What do I call Sasuke when were in front of children?" Naruto asked as Huey raised a brow.
"A bastard still, but if you're in front children and one of your wives then you settle for jerk." Huey answered as Naruto nodded.
"Where will I never go again and why?" Harry asked as Huey's raised brow rose even higher.
"The Chamber of Secret back at Hogwarts, because you wanted to go there for peace one day, but you ended up seeing Ron and Hermione getting "intimate" with each other. You said the mental images were scarring enough." Huey answered as Harry shuddered.
"They still are." Harry said with a nod.
"What's my middle name?" Huey asked them as they looked between each other in confusion.
"You have one?" Naruto and Harry asked as Huey nodded, not answering them back.
"Good, you don't know, so you're you; an idiot and a shy boy." Huey said with a smirk as Harry blushed and Naruto looked indignant.
"Hey I'm not sh-"
"In coming!" Huey shouted above Naruto, pointing behind the two. They both quickly turned about as a giant flaming boulder was headed straight for them.
"You made me think that it was one of those rancor or giant robots from that road-trip across space with Luke. Good times…" Harry said as he flicked his wand, turning the flaming rock into a gentle shower of leaves. He then made a long complicated movement with both his wand and other hand, muttering incantations as the leaves turned into flaming daggers that raced toward their foes with great speed.
"You're only happy about that whole trip, because you got to cheat with that alien chick on Tarsus." Naruto said, punching a ninja in the face before kicking him far away.
"You're point?" Harry asked as Voldemort came flying at them. Naruto and Huey jumped back as Harry's eyes narrowed.
"Someone's balls are about to be blown bloody sky-fucking-high." Harry growled out as he held his wand at the ready.
"Ten bucks says he forgets about the balls and goes for the head." Naruto said, holding up his money since the battle had seemed to cease while Voldemort and Harry exchanged powerful spells.
"Okay, but twenty says that he does remember, and Voldemort does that high-pitched scream like the last time." Huey said as Naruto smirked at him.
"You're on-" Naruto said, but all his other words were washed over by the sound of a large explosion.
"-crack! You have to be! That's the only reason you won't shut the hell up and let me concentrate!" Gwen yelled in frustration as Ben cocked a brow.
"What's eating you, Gwen? I've only been asking if the magic-thing was ready." Ben said as Gwen growled at him.
"Yeah, for the last hour! Yes, it's ready, but no it's not because Ash, Davis, Danny, and the others in that castle have only just got connected. So please, for the love of the multi-verse; shut the hell up, Ben!" Gwen yelled as Ben held his hands up in submission.
"Okay, okay. Geez, no reason to bite my head off…" Ben said as he walked out the small chamber to where the others were.
Gwen turned back to the circle and closed her eyes. She felt the cosmic energies around, the magic enveloping her. She immersed herself in them just as Leia, Kyle, and Riku were.
"Damn boy…" She growled to herself as Kyle chuckled under breath.
"Gwen says that we have to wait for Ash and the others to get ready over in Hazepoint castle. So… it might be another hour." Ben explained as Sora and Stan exchanged looks, both leaning against the wall while Kairi and Luke sat on the couch.
"What could be taking them that long? I mean, I know it's difficult to establish a magical connection and channel it when you've only just learned how, but it should have been done already." Sora said as he scratched the back of his head in thought.
Luke looked up from his meditations, "Yes, but remember Ash is using the For- I mean aura to help them and he's only had two short lessons in how to channel it so far from Huey and then again from Stan. The time of things doesn't matter, so long as they are done within reason."
"Spoken like a true Jedi. Now, let me remind you of our friends out there fighting so that we can get this magic portal-thingy up and running as soon as possible." Stan said casually as Luke raised a brow, but nodded.
"You're right. Perhaps we should have mixed things like Huey and Ichigo had suggested." Luke recounted as Kairi shook her head beside him.
"No, remember what Traban and Gwen said. We needed to have three times as much power at one castle than the other two." Kairi pointed out as Luke thought it over and nodded.
"Yes, I remember him saying something like that. I also remember something about quantum physics and time/space theory as well, but being a "country boy" and then a "Jedi hermit" I tuned him, Gwen, and Hermione out for using big words that I couldn't understand." Luke said with a small smile as Stan laughed and smiled along with Ben and Sora. Kairi looked indignant, but sighed as she nodded to.
Just because you spent your life with your nose in books, didn't mean others did…
Then, inside all their minds a mental link was formed. They all stood up at the ready for battle when Ino's voice came through their heads. They relaxed somewhat, but kept glancing around for any sign of being needed in battle.
"This is Ino, everybody, so sit down and listen. The connections have been made and Team Three have started to power the means. Help them if you can, but if not then sit tight and keep your weapons at the ready. That is all from H.Q." Ino's voice said inside their minds before leaving in a whisper as Stan and Ben shook their heads.
"I hate it when they do that." Ben and Stan said in unison, glanced at each other, and then laughed with smiles on their faces.
"Why couldn't I have a brother like you?" Ben asked as he walked over to Stan and Sora.
I don't know, but why couldn't I have you instead of my bitch of a sister, Shelley?" Stan asked as Sora shook his head in amusement.
"Hey, Ben, guys, we need you to help us. Ash and the others have gotten half-way, so we need to start things up seriously." Gwen voice rang through Luke, Ben, Stan, and Sora's heads.
"Okay then, we're on it." Ben replied as he glanced down at his Omnitrix. All powerful weapon his ass. Sora transformed into Final Form while Stan began to glow a violet color. Luke's body was surrounded in a faint blue aura, which was the Force as they had come to know it. Ben glanced down at his Omnitrix again. All powerful his ass indeed, because he didn't look half as cool as the others walking into the chamber.
"Oh man, Kevin's gonna be so pissed that the fighting's gonna be over." Ben said suddenly as Stan chuckled and Sora smirked.
"I bet Kenny's gonna be glad that he won't be needed to die again anytime soon." Stan said as Ben nodded.
"I wonder if Han will be glad or depressed that he'll have to go back to prison after this war?" Luke asked aloud as Ben shrugged.
"Hey, you kill an ambassador, even if he is an evil spy leaking information, and you can't prove him a spy; your ass goes to jail for a good ten years. But, on the bright side, he'll be home soon for you and Leia to kick his ass." Ben said merrily while Gwen rolled her closed eyes and Leia let a devilish smile flash across her face before it became tranquil once more.
"Alright, let's do this!" Ben said as he took hold of his watch and placed the watch hand on Gwen's back. Sora stood behind Riku while Stan and Luke took up their spot behind Kyle and Leia, all doing as Ben did and channeling their energies into them.
The deep blue energy that lofted around them pulsed as it slowly turned a bloody crimson. In the center of the circle, a white light, like a tear in the fabric of reality, began to appear as Ben whistled in appreciation.
"Now that is one nice piece of time/space violation." Ben said in an admiring fashion while Gwen rolled her eyes at his antics.
Ben was still, even as long as they had known each other and been together, such a dweeb…
"Ash, focus! You have to-"
"If you'd stop yelling, then maybe I could-"
"Even I can't do this! What with you two and your lover's qua-"
"Shut up, Davis!" Ash and Misty yelled at Davis, who sighed as Kari giggled from behind him.
"Come on you two. We can't keep stopping, every time Ash feels strange or when you don't see him glowing Misty. The others have been waiting on us, and I don't want them to be mad." Kari said as Misty blushed and nodded meekly. She knew Ben, him and Stan would tease her, and Riley and Renji would yell at her for making them wait.
Misty stepped away from the spell circle as Ash took a deep, calming breath. He closed his eyes and searched for his inner strength. He found it just like he had before. He pulled at it with his mind and willed it to do as he wanted. He felt the pull of the spell circle and surrendered his power to it with only mild difficulty this time. He could feel the auras of the others as well. Davis directly across from him was dimly glowing a golden color. Danny on his left was a brighter, more controlled and experienced deep purple. Aang, who was the most experienced with aura (or as he called it the energy "chi") was on his right glowing the brightest of them all, and was giving off a magnificent white light. Ash and the others, the reason for them having taken so long, were having trouble giving the same output of energy that Aang was. They were also slightly put off about the amount of power the Avatar was simply letting go of.
Ash, for a brief second, almost surrendered himself to Aang's power and gave up, vouching to just let Aang do the whole damn thing by himself. For the last hour or two one or all of them had just thrown in the towel to let Aang do everything, but each was couched back into the "game" by their wives or girlfriends. It was only thanks to his unyielding spirit that Ash didn't curse aloud this time as he felt his head spin and his inner-vision cloud. He gritted his teeth, but then remembered Traban's words from their training session to unlock his aura powers:
"Try harder, Ash. You must not be so weak. Control your emotions, discipline your mind! Do not fear. Fear is the mind-kill which brings about your demise should you allow it to wrap it's narrowed fingers around your slender neck like a deer fawn… lifeless in the hold of a python. Grow stronger, control your powers, ease your mind, and accept your trails."
He would do just that. He wouldn't admit it to anyone, since him and Traban's training was to be a secret, but Traban had kind of scared the crap out of him when he said those words in a dark tone while stepping closer and around him with each word uttered. At the time he had been focusing his aura to the point of his index finger while balancing over a needle, so that might have added to his fears.
He allowed the pain and exhaustion to exit him just as his aura was. He shrugged it off into the energies as he realized that Aang and Danny were (and always had been) doing the same.
Finally the spell circle changed in color as the flaming blue turned a deep crimson-red. Misty sighed in relief as Kari and Katara smiled lightly at the completed task. Sam nodded in a cool, calm manner as she turned to the other girls.
"One of us can go tell the guys it's time, but somehow I doubt Toph will want to stop." Sam said as Misty and Katara exchanged looks, though the small smiles on their faces said enough.
"I'll go. I need to help Gatomon anyway." Kari said as she made her way to the door, while Misty ran behind her.
"Brock and the others will need my help to deal with the possessed Rock pokemon. I'll be back in a few!" Misty said as she disappeared from view outside the doorway.
"Well then, it seems that-"
"The circle is complete." Traban said as his eyes and the others of the circle snapped open.
Traban's hands were up in an instant, clapping in one echoing fashion before they were slammed to the ground in front of him.
Shikamaru nodded quickly before his hands blurred into hands a full speed, his chakra already prepared for the long string of use.
Jazmine's hands went to her temples as her eyes began glowing pink, her psychic powers going at full.
Hermione's wand went through long complicated motions as she muttered quick and powerful incantations, bright sparkles erupting from the tip of her wand.
Orihime's hands went to her hair-clips as she called forth her time-space rejection barrier, Sōten Kisshun.
"It finished!" Gwen exclaimed as her hands began glowing a bright blue aura while she muttered magical incantations. Ben whistled as he watched her utter so many so quickly, his own energy being drained from him as she worked.
Leia stayed in her meditative position as she called upon the Force, Luke doing the same behind her.
Riku grunted as Darkness in the Light (or Dawn energy as they had been calling it) filled his being while his power combined with Sora's to create a perfect balance.
Kyle's eyes were a toxic green while Stan's ablaze in a violet as his body glowed the same color, his power steadily flowing into Kyle's.
"This is kind of tough on my own." Ash said as sweat rolled down the side of his face. Danny and Davis nodded as Aang decided not to point out that all of them were doing it on their own, just like Orihime, Hermione, and the others within the Jetstar castle were.
"Come on guys, you can do it! Just a little longer!" Katara encouraged as she and Sam watched them pour everything they had into the spell circle. The doors to the balcony were thrown open as Takato slid across the floor into the room, the barrier on the outside of the doors rippling as he pasted it. Brock and Tucker, being carried by Danni and Zuko, came right after the downed man as they defended the entrance.
"This is tougher than I thought. Golem, use Sky Jump, and Mega Punch!" Brock said, before sighing and commanding his pokemon to attack.
Jumping into the room, Takato finally flipped over and stood on his feet as his goggles shattered into nothingness.
"Darn, I really liked those too… Oh well…" Takato said with a sigh as he raked a hand through his shaggy hair, Brock and Tucker (who held a plasma gun at the ready) jumped at his side to defend him, but eased as Zuko and Danni landed.
"I will say this one more time; stop doing stupid crap, Takato! I hate flying with bending, almost as much as I hate having to look after your stupid ass. Next time you just die." Zuko said as he glanced over Takato's body to be the man was okay. Afterward, he turned and headed for the balcony, muttering to himself, "I should have let him fall off that cliff last summer. It would have improved his brain cells…"
"Man, Zuko almost sounds like Rika when he starts ranting and raving. It's kind of annoying, you know, the way he keeps harping over the little things." Takato said as he shook his hair out so that it fell around his face naturally.
"Don't let her hear that, or you'll be on the couch for a month… if you're lucky." Brock said as Takato sighed again.
Looking over his shoulder, Takato saw that a rip in the air was at the middle of the spell circle while white light shone through the crack in time and space. He whistled as he stepped closer to it, before being dragged and thrown over the balcony by Danni with Brock close behind as he and Danni jumped over the stone railing.
"Towers descend, time stops, heaven opens, space distorts, rivers freeze, fires rage, winds gale, Earth hardens. Palms of the king, feet of the peasant, eyes of the noblemen, ears of the beggar, smile of the innocent child, grin of the maniacal killer. Heart of gold, tongue of silver, mind of steel, and muscles of bronze!" Traban recited as he drew symbols in the middle of the air. They appeared as the crack in time and space became larger while energy crackled like lightning around all of them.
"Now, venom from the viper, and healing tears of the phoenix! The gift of the Goddess appears, and with it let the path be clear for the bearer to bring it forth. Light of the Hero, Darkness of the Villain, Grey of the Thief! Spring forth, and strike at the venomous viper, for our time is now!" Traban yelled as he pushed his hands forth at the dimensional tear, the energy from it striking his hands and bonding the two.
"Open, and let us walk with the bearer! For we seek the Gift!" Traban said as he and the other four within the spell circle clapped their hands a the crackling energy moved around each of them and then struck at the portal with extremely power.
The tear seemed to shatter into an entire gateway, becoming more controlled and peaceful. It formed a large rectangular doorway as the lightning-like energy died down. Ichigo raised a brow at the way it seemed to simply control itself, but then again he had never been that good at Kido.
"Bloody hell, that was amazing. All that stuff you said was pretty cool to." Ron said as he looked at Traban, who shrugged as he collapsed backward.
"Yeah… I only said that because it was cool." Traban said as everyone stared at him with odd looks.
"Really?" half of them choked out as he only shrugged again, but this time with a grin on his face.
"… maybe…" Traban said simply as Jazmine and the others got up and stretched.
"Now then, let's go get the-" Shikamaru was about to say, before the double doors swung up to show Harry and Naruto leaning on one another for support while Huey came in with his hands in his pockets, barely even a scratch on him.
"You guys got the portal done, huh. So that was the lightning we saw flash out from the window down the hall." Huey said as Jazmine nodded.
"So, when do we send them?" Harry asked as he wiped the sweat from his brow.
"Not just yet. First each of you need to pick a date and time for them to go back to. Just say it, and I'll set it for the portal to take them back to that exact time and date." Traban said, adding emphasize on "exact", letting them know that they had best think and think carefully.
"I'll give you some time to think it over with the others from your original dimension while Ino and Jazmine tell the other two castles the same. Cindy, Shikamaru, Renji, and Ginny can go get the kiddies, while Ming, Kiba, Rukia, and Draco deal with rounding up the "troops" outside battling the enemy. I just hope that they don't fuck up the past." Traban said as he got up, turned to the portal, clapped his hands, and pressed his palms into the stone floor.
The others nodded and set out to do their tasks while Traban worked on the portals.
Huey walked up behind Traban as the few that were still in the room gathered into groups.
"Huey…" Traban called as Huey nodded behind.
"Yeah, it's me. You know the time and date, right? Just like we planned?" Huey said as Traban seemed to contemplate it.
"August 1st, 2011? Just like we planned?" Traban asked as Huey nodded once again.
"Yup, that's the one." Huey said as he stuffed his hands into his pockets and walked out of the chamber.
"So, which date Harry?" Ron asked as Hermione and him looked toward Harry.
"I was thinking of July 31, 1991. That way-"
"Harry!" Hermione admonished as Harry sighed in irritation.
"Yes, Hermione?" Harry asked tonelessly.
"You can't send them back that far! We talked about this. It has to be sometime after Fifth Year so that-"
"No, we didn't talk about it; you talked and cut us off at each turn. Ron wanted to send them back to Second Year to stop the Chamber from being opened, you cut him off saying it would get Ginny into trouble. I said Third Year so they could help Sirius and Remus, but you cut me off saying that it would only look bad for Sirius. Then you had the gall to say that we should send them into Seventh Year so that they could take out the horcuxes while us-of-then searched for the Hallows, which we had all along anyway." Harry said as Hermione looked indignant.
"Yes, yes I did. Harry, they could help us save so many lives-"
"What if they lost their own?"
"Then they'd end up back here anyway."
"You know that portal doesn't work like that. You may think I don't know my magic's or that I've been riding on your coattails for explanations, but I haven't. The very seldom parts of the plan I didn't understand, Traban and Gwen explained, so don't bother."
"Harry… we could… ugh, fine! But, we are not sending them any further back then Fourth Year. If we did, then they get into a lot of trouble without our help." Hermione said with a stomp of her foot. Harry grinned at her while Ron looked highly amused. It wasn't very often they won an argument against her.
"Why not send them into the summer before Fifth Year. That way, they could help Harry." Ron said as Harry frowned thoughtfully.
"If I remember right, which I know I do, then I was pretty pissed at the two of you and everything else in my life at about that point. If I saw kids popping up from the future claiming to be my children, I'd think I've gone insane. Especially if two of them come from Draco, who was just a git of a Malfoy back then." Harry said as Ron grinned at him.
"Yes, Harry, but Draco has changed-" Hermione said, before Ron interrupted.
"In more ways than one. Ha! I knew I could work that in! Ha, ha!" Ron said in triumph as he did a small victory dance. Hermione rolled her eyes at her husband's actions as she turned back to Harry, who was ignoring Ron's celebrations as well.
"As I was saying; Draco's changed over the last twenty years, so they can handle it, but maybe we should come up a bit further in time. Like after you arrived at the Black Manor."
"I don't know, that would mean exposing them to the others, and while I love the idea of them actually meeting Sirius before his death, I hate the idea of that old meddling man corrupting them or using them. I can't stand for-"
"Harry! It's been over twenty five years since then! Let it go. He planned everything perfectly, he guided you into defeating Voldemort, and he sacrificed himself in order for you to get the Elder Wand. Just-"
"Hold on, and let me correct the facts for you. One, he didn't "plan everything perfectly". It was just him having known what Voldemort would want. Hell, even I could have planned for all that if that old bastard and the others had actually let me learn anything back then. Two, he "guided" me? Ha, more like manipulated, controlled, stringed me into doing exactly what he wanted. He never let me experience or learn anymore than what would fit in with his precious planning. So if I had the knowledge I do now, I could having been beating Voldy's ass back into hell like I do now every other week. Hell, my kids can do now! You know what; when they all get back, kicking Tom's ass will be a family event from now on. Now where was I… oh yeah! Three, he only "sacrificed" himself because he was already dying from the Horcux-curse that Tommy put on the Resurrection Stone. It was his own stupid fault for putting on a ring that was so heavily guarded. Four, he didn't "sarcifice" himself in order for me to get the Elder Wand. He wanted to die without himself ever having been defeated, thus making it useless for both Voldy and me. I only got it because my dearest Draco disarmed him before Severus killed his wrinkled ass. Now, you were saying?" Harry said before Hermione sighed irritably in a loud manner as she gazed up at Harry, Ron having started paying attention when Harry started talking.
"Why must you be so difficult, Harry? I'm just trying to say that-"
"That Dumbledore is the greatest? That he was smarter than me, and that I should bow down and kiss his robes like I did back then? Hell, I had such praise for the old git back then that I actually said it was all his doing in defeating Tom to Tom's face and in front of everyone. Thank Merlin everyone now knows the truth of everything and that I figured out it all." Harry said as Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Mione, I think what Harry's trying to say is that every since we started making the plans, you've been all hung up on Dumbledore and the old ways like you used to." Ron said in a clear and serious tone as Hermione whipped her head around to him for a rebuttal, but he raised a hand to stop her, "I'm not saying they were great in their own right, or that they weren't good people, but you have to understand that you're not a 16 year-old girl anymore looking up to them as adults and teachers. You're 40 years-old. You've taught Transfiguration and later Charms at Hogwarts after McGonagall passed. You've already worked as a Ministry official for five years. You were even on the ballot for Minster of Magic along with Harry, Draco, and Blaise. Hell, you even went back to Hogwarts and was Headmaster for that year Harry and Draco were starting-"
"Can we please not include that in your speech, mate?" Harry asked as Ron's eyes turned pink while he nodded.
"The point is that you've done amazing things of your own, and that our kids have as well. Just let them be, and I can promise that no matter when and where we send them, everything will turn out just fine." Ron finished as Hermione hugged him, kissing him full on as Harry coughed at the scene.
"Thanks, Ronny…" Hermione said into Ron's chest as Ron's face went beet red while Harry cocked an amused eyebrow.
"Ronny?"
"Shut up."
"So… when and where?" Naruto asked as Sasuke shrugged and both turned to Sakura, who sighed.
"We need to send them to a time before the Shippuden era, but after the Academy. I wold want them to be there for after the Konoha invasion, but they could help a great deal. Plus, we'll need them to stop this asshole from running away like a little bitch for power like last time." Sakura said bluntly as Sasuke faked a hurt expression, clutching at his exposed chest while Naruto chuckled.
"That hurt, Sakura. I didn't run like a little bitch; I was carried like a little bitch more than half the way, then I walked. Besides, I need to go to Orochimaru, and that can't be changed. Anything after I kill him can though. Especially me killing Itachi." Sasuke said as Naruto cocked an eyebrow.
"What does it matter if you kill Itachi? He's outside right now fighting for us, and when this is all ove with, you and him are just going to go back to arguing about which side of the fridge the milk goes on." Naruto said as Sasuke gave him an annoyed look.
"One, because I don't want to kill him, even if Traban did give him back to us around the same time he resurrected me. Two, because Itachi can help us more if he's not dead and I'm not emo-evil. And three, the damn milk goes on the left side of the fridge next to the damn eggs and if he ever switches it for the water bottles again, I'll trap his ass in a never-ending Genjutsu of Gai in a bikini!" Sasuke said as Naruto and Sakura turned green at his threat.
"Yeah… well, what time should we send them to… which event are we gonna place them at?" Naruto asked as Sasuke and Sakura exchanged looks.
"Um… Wave?" Sasuke suggested as Naruto shook his head.
"Naw, that'd be overkill. No wait, they could probably save Zabuza and Haku!" Naruto said as Sakura shook her head.
"No, it better if they stay dead. Maybe… oh! How about after you brought Lady Tsunade back? It'd be perfect! Sasuke still there brooding, I'm starting to think about getting serious with my ninja career, and you're getting more powerful. That way, if no one can stop Mr. Emo here, the kids can still go with you on your training trip, and some can stay in the village to help the rest of us. One can even go with Sasuke and help him while he spends three years as the Snake Lord's boy toy." Sakura said as Sasuke shuddered at the last sentence.
"That was just wrong on so many different levels, Sakura." Sasuke said as Sakura shrugged in uncaring.
"Then it's settled. But what day and time. Maybe… June 3rd, 782 B.M.D?" Naruto asked as Sasuke shook his head.
"We had that race mission that day. A little furter back. Like January 17 B.M.D.?" Sasuke said as Sakura looked unsure.
"I think that was when Naruto and you had that chicken indicent and your second lovers-"
"We're not lovers, dammit!" Naruto and Sasuke shouted in indignant unisons while Sakura chuckled.
"Anyways, that's out. Perhaps March 17th ?"
"No, Ramen Malfunction."
"February 24th?"
"No, that was the day Naruto and I had switched eyes when we had that mission with that whack job doctor. Oh, by the way Naruto, you really should have been an Uchiha. The skills you had with my Sharingan..."
"Yeah… thanks Sasuke. Umm… how about April? I can't remember anything about that month." Naruto said as they all exchanged looks.
"Hmm… nope, nothing. I think that was the month we had off after winning the Genin Olympics challenge or something." Sasuke said as Sakura rubbed her chin in thought.
"Yeah, I think it was. Okay, so how about… April… 4th? I remember that we trained that day before we decided to have that sleepover in Naruto's apartment. That was… fun." Sakura said with a small blush as Sasuke's ple face went red while Naruto merely laughed merrily.
"Yeah, it was! I still can't believe we lost our virginity in a Genin team threesome. That was something to tell-"
"You told someone? I thought we promised not to tell anyone?" Sasuke asked as Naruto shrugged.
"Hey, I'm proud of the accomplishment. It was the best story I had for years until they gave me my angels and queens." Naruto said as he looked Sakura directly in the eye, her blush intensifying as she giggled a bit.
"Which am I?" Sakura asked as Naruto slipped behind her and held her lovingly.
"Both if you wanna be, my sweet Cherry Blossom." Naruto said as he kissed Sakura's neck from top to collarbone. She moaned lighly as she raked her hands through his hair. Sasuke smirked as he clapped his hands, breaking them out of their fanasty world.
"Kinky-ness later, Plan now." Sasuke said simply as if speaking to two four year-olds.
"Oh.. umm… right. So… April 4th?" Sakura said as she readjusted her shirt, Naruto's hands having been running over her body just seconds earlier.
"Yeah, I'm cool with it." Sasuke said as his smirk grew with the look Naruto was sending him from behind Sakura.
"Yeah, it's great… just like you." Naruto said as Sakura eased into his arms.
"My perfect man…" Sakura said with a loving sigh.
"What am I?" Sasuke asked as she glanced at him, burying her head into Naruto's well-toned chest.
"My incredible emo and gay-ish man." Sakura replied as Sasuke jaw dropped slightly.
"You're lucky Naruto would kill me if I ever even thought to hurt you." Sasuke muttered as he crossed his arms and pouted like a child, Naruto nodding childishly behind Sakura.
"Yup!"
"So we're set then? We're sending them to June 30th. That way they can help us stop Aizen before he even gets started." Ichigo said as Orihime nodded.
"Yup, that's right! I'll go tell Traban." Orihime said as she kissed Ichigo's cheek and walked off. She glanced about and saw the others coming toward Traban as well. She was, however, so preoccupied that she slipped on a stray rug and fell ass first back onto the hard stone floor.
"Ow… that hurts… Plus, my headache feel like it's going straight to my-"
"Orihime, are you alright?" Harry asked as he and Sasuke helped her up.
"Yeah, I'm fine, but I think my butt isn't. It'll be okay though, later… much later." Orihime said as she rubbed her sore backside. Ichigo would kiss the pain away… right? Though she wouldn't mind if he did other things to make the pain turn… pleasurable.
"Okay, then I'll set it for April 4th Before the Madara's Death. Now then, your turn, Orihime." Traban said as Sasuke nodded and walked away.
Wait… had she been so wrapped into her thoughts of Ichigo ravishing her body while he licked whipped cream off her that much? No… it couldn't be… right?
Okay, so it. Oh well, she'd just go back to those thoughts after she told Traban the date and time…
What the hell was the date and time?
Orihime glanced around the room, but saw that Ichigo had left. Damn, a word she rarely ever used, this was not the time to mess up.
"Umm… wait, I think I remember… It was June. Yeah, definitely June! June… umm… June… Oh wait, no it wasn't June. It was the beginning of July! Yeah, July 3rd! That was it, July 3rd at 7:00pm!" Orihime said as Traban raised a brow, but shrugged. He was pretty damn sure that wasn't it, but he was also pretty damn sure that they would have an amusing time then.
"Okay, Orihime." Traban said as she nodded her thanks and walked away. Traban grinned as he turned back to the gateway. He drew the date and time into the energy field of the gate and sectioned it off into Orihime and Ichigo's dimension.
"Our times are in, and Traban just put in his. Where are the kids?" Gwen said as she turned to the others.
Right then the chamber door opened to a group of children and several adults behind them.
"Here are the adorable little brats." Cartman growled out as a teenaged girl flipped her hair at him while a younger looking boy kicked him in his knee. Cartman fell to the ground clutching his knee as Kenny and the small boy high-fived over him.
"That's one hell of a kid you got there, Marsh." Craig quipped with a raised brow and expressionless face.
"Yup, he's just like his mother." Stan said as two indignant shouts were heard, followed by a chorus of chuckles.
"Alright then kids, prepare to see a world without the latest iPod, iPhone, iGoogle, or three-dimension video game." Gwen said as more than half the kids looked shocked and upset.
"No Omega Game Sphere Dome?" a boy asked as Gwen shook her head.
"No holo-chatting?" a girl asked as she flipped her hair over her shoulder.
"Nope." Sora said with a shrug and grin.
"No advanced simulation porn?" one of the older boys asked as Stan sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Hell no, and why the hell are you doing that anyway? You're sixteen now, going do it with a real girl!" Stan said as the kid shrugged.
"But real girls are whinny, and cost way more than ten bucks a month. Besides, half of them want a relationship, and the other half are-"
"Finish that sentence and you die." All the girls in the room (including his own mom) growled out as he sweated on spot from the glares.
"I'll shut up now." the boy said as Stan nodded along with Kenny.
"Yup, he's been hanging with you Kenny, and Riley… or Renji, one of the two." Stan said as he sighed in exhaustion. He had learned just a little too much about his son today…
"Okay now, that's enough. We need to get them ready for the trip, or else we'll never hear the end of it from Hermione." Ben said with a clap of his hands while a shudder ran down everyone's spines.
That long a lecture was just horrible to even think of...
"I still down see why we have to go back then. I mean, there's no holo-phones, buses, or even insta-transporters. This is gonna totally blow Wailord chunks." a girl's voice said as Misty sighed and looked at the teenager.
"Come on, it won't be that bad. You'll get to go with your dad while the your little brother stays with me." Misty said as the smaller boy next to the girl gave an indignant cry.
"Hey, that's not fair! I wanna go with dad on his journey through Sinnoh. That was the one right before he decided to stop messing around and become great." the boy said as Ash smiled at him, taking the hat off his head to ruffle his black hair.
"We're not sending you kids through Sinnoh. You're going back further than that. The safest time was when we only had Team Rocket to deal with, but if you can change a few things, then the world will be that much safer. You kids are going back to the Kanto days." Ash said as the girl paled at the mere thought.
"Dad, you can't do this to me! Please, no! I'm sorry I got kicked out of the Trainer's School! I'm sorry I lost Smoochum for that week, three months ago! I'm sorry I didn't take Mightyena out for his last week! I'm sorry I walked in on you and mom-" Ash clapped a hand over the girl's mouth as his face and Misty's went red.
"That enough! Come on, it won't be so bad. Besides, it'll be like a vacation." Misty said as the girl gave her a look.
"More like a punishment... No holo-chatting with my friends, no Johto, or even Sinnoh pokemon to capture, and no cute boys!"
"Stay away from boys." Ash growled out as the girl looked at him and gulped, fear evident in her eyes.
"I m-meant cute toys. Yeah, cute toys! You know, for my pokemon." the girl recovered as Ash's dark fatherly look disappeared as quickly as it came.
"Oh sorry, I must've heard you wrong. Well then, don't worry, there's plenty to do while your in Kanto. There's the Safari Zone, and the Celadon City Mall. And… umm… well… I got nothing. But, regardless, you're going." Ash said as he sent her a smirk while the others shook their heads at him.
He was so oblivious, even all these years later…
"So… do we finally get digimon, Dad? You know, to help us protect ourselves?" a boy said as his brother nodded.
"No, our digimon will be enough to protect you guys fro danger." Davis said as the boys pouted.
"Well, how come the others aren't coming with us.?" the other boy asked as Davis raked a hand through his hair.
"Because, for some stupid reason, they all believe that it'll be safe for their kids to stay. They also think we're about to mess up the past and so, here we are." Davis said as the boys looked up at him.
"So…?"
"They'll be coming in about a weekk, or a month at the latest. Luffy, Inuyasha, and some of the others from the various groups think that this is a half-baked plan and that it'll have more consequences rather than positives."
"But-"
"I know."
"Well then, why-"
"I don't know."
"So?"
"Yeah, you boys are going." Davis said as Kari nodded behind him, leaning against the wall before she came up and gave both boys a kiss on their foreheads.
"Be good, and don't cause wide-spread panic… again." Kari as both boys gave her an innocent look.
"That was once!"
"Yeah! Plus, we didn't know that Veemon would flip out like that!" the boys defended as Davis sighed and shook his head with a small chuckle.
They were his kids alright…
"Just try, try to behave." Kari said, in almost a begging tone as she looked down at the two boys.
"Yes, Ma'am." they chorused as she sighed.
"And please, if you think you can; make your father smarter for this time around. He was so clueless back then." Kari said as she smirked at Davis.
"Hey!"
"What? It's true."
"Yeah, but you don't have to say it like that!"
"Oh, Davis…"
"Here, kid. Give this to myself when you get there. It'll know what to do, and be sure to get your parents together quicker too. They were so darn clueless back then." Tucker said as he handed off a device to the small teen boy.
"Alright, Uncle Tuck." the teen replied with a raised brow as he watched his father glare at Tucker while his mom smacked Tucker upside the head.
"What? It's true."
"Shut up, Tuck!" Danny and Sam yelled at him as he grinned back, sending a wink at the boy while the kid shook his head with a smile.
Old people were weird…
"Now then, you kids got the letters?" Ichigo asked as four of the kids nodded.
"Know how you're gonna handle us denying you guys as our children up and down until the proof is bloody well smacking us across the face repeatedly?" Harry asked as most of the kids nodded.
"Know that this is like a vacation without today's technology?" Huey asked as some of the kid's eyes went wide, but before they could say anything, their siblings placed hands over their mouths and nodded for them.
"Good, then what's left… oh, do you kids know what you're gonna change and how it'll affect the timeline?" Traban asked as the teens exchanged looks with their siblings, but nodded in the end.
"Well then, good luck young ones, and as Luke would say-"
"Don't you dare." Huey, Naruto, Harry and Ichigo growled out at Traban as he held his hands up in defeated and nodded.
"Fine, just good luck." Traban said before stepping out of the way and allowing the kids to go through the portal. But, before the first one had made it in, he yelled out, "AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!" and ran… fast, with Harry, Huey, Ichigo, and Naruto hot on his heels.
"Get back here, you git!"
"Catch him, that bastard!"
"Why the hell do you always make that lame ass joke? You're not getting away this time!"
"That's it, Bankai!"
"Holy crap! Help me! Ow, that was my ribs! Ow, and that was a spine!"
Three of the kids hid their faces as they walked into the portal while the others did the same, only a few daring to chuckle at the behavior of their parents.
Old people were so weird…