Pleg: Sup
Natsu: Do you think your cool or something?
Pleg: Yes. yes I do. *smirks*
Natsu: *hits self in the head* For fucks sake...
Pleg: Hello darlings my name is Pleg and I love to write! I write a lot of stories on here, a lot of plot and shit... :D
Cobra: Just shut up your giving me a headache.
Pleg: Fuck you I do what I want. This story is rated M. Which means unless you LOVE yaoi like me, you won't like it. BoyXBoy Cobra tops.
Natsu: YOU WHORE!
Cobra: YES! Pleg don't own shit because if she did I would be in the entire anime and Lucy wouldn't exist!
Pleg: Essentially! Enjoy! Sorry if there are spelling and grammar mistakes, in don't have word on my laptop yet, so in half to use word pad. Don't give me shit please, if you don't like it then don't read it.
Don't Tempt the Snake...
"Natsu!" said pink haired males head shot up and looked around the guild trying to find who said his name. When his eyes hit Lucy he rolled them. 'Not in the mood to deal with her' he thought as the blonde came over to him.
"Natsu what's wrong? Where's Cobra?" she asked while sitting down across from him. With a sigh he glanced up at her from his drink.
Everyone knew him and Cobra where dating, it was like common knowledge. After the whole Nirvana incident, the master gave Cobra a choice; Go to prison, or join Fairy Tail. Natsu convinced him to join by saying they would have a rematch. The rest is history, they've been dating a little over a year now and Natsu couldn't be happier. Except for right now. Right now Cobra was on a mission with Erza, Jellal, and Gray.
"He's on a mission" Natsu said a little more, happy then he thought he was going to sound. "He's supposed to be back soon". Lucy gave him a weird look. "But you guys always go together, why didn't you go?" Natsu knew why, he just didn't want to tell the blonde.
There were 2 reasons. One was the fact that they were in an argument, about the other reason. Natsu was going through his heat. It happened at the beginning of every spring. It lasted for 2 weeks and the first week was easy. Natsu just got moody like a girl on her period but the 2nd week, all that would go through his head is sex.
Cobra doesn't go through it because he's not an old school Dragon Slayer like Natsu. Originally, Cobra was going to stay with him through both weeks but Erza asked if him and Natsu wanted to go on an S-class mission. Cobra said he could go but Natsu couldn't, before even asking if the younger male wanted too or not, which in turn brought up protest from the pink haired male. The conversation went like this;
"No".
"But-"
"I said no Natsu, don't make me repeat myself again" Cobra said as he dried his hair, stepping out of the bath.
"First stop treating me like I'm 5 and second why can't I go?" Natsu said as he rested his arms on the side of the tub.
"I'm not treating you like your 5 and because you're going through your heat and you're not as strong" Cobra said looking back at the smaller male.
"Then why are you going?" Natsu said as he watched Cobra pull on boxers and jeans.
"Because for one we need the money and two I can't say no to Erza, that's like slapping a tiger" Cobra pulled his shirt over his head and then looked back at Natsu. "You'll be fine" Cobra said with a small smile. He then turned to leave the bathroom but was stopped.
"But you promised" Natsu said in anything but a cute voice. Cobra sighed, "I know but-"
"And you promised you wouldn't go on missions without me anymore and you didn't even let me have a say in it. That's fucked up Eric" Natsu said while sitting up and glaring at the male. Cobra was trying so hard not to get angry with Natsu for arguing, but he was failing.
"Natsu, you're not going and that's final" Cobra said as he exited the bathroom. "And don't even say what I know you want to say. Grow up" Cobra snapped back, he then went into their room, grabbed his coat and left with Cubelious fallowing. Natsu screamed in frustration as he heard the door slam shut.
"Because he said no" Natsu said as he took a giant gulp of his beer. Lucy gave him a weird look. "But Cobra always-"
"Yeah I know but not this time" Natsu said cutting her off. Standing up, he turned and headed for the woods, where he could be alone. Lucy stared back at Natsu as he exited the guild. 'Poor thing' she thought as she stood up and went to talk to M.J.
Natsu sighed as he looked up at the stars. He had been out there for hours but he could care less, he had no responsibilities right now so who cares? As he laid there staring at the sky he started thinking about what Cobra was doing and how the mission was going.
'Stop thinking about him' his inner voice said. Sighing he sat up and stretched his arms. Glancing at the stream he was just lying near he got an idea.
Stripping everything, including his scarf, he jumped in without a second thought. Coming up to the surface he sighed as he felt the warm water move around him. Him and Cobra use to do this all the time, go skinny dipping witch usually always ended with sex. Groaning again, Natsu slapped himself on the forehead. "Stop thinking about him" Natsu said to no one in particular.
Cobra smirked as he stared down at Natsu from his place in the tree, his mind working to come up with a way to scare Natsu, until said male stripped and went skinny dipping. Now Cobra was trying to think how to punish him. For? Oh that's easy: For pissing him off before he left, yeah that's a good one. Grinning, Cobra glanced at Cubelious who nodded and went down the tree and into the water. When Natsu went under again, Cobra jumped down and waited for his pet to get his lover. Cubelious wrapped her head around a tree branch that was over the water and used her tail to grab Natsu's ankle.
"The Fuck!?" Natsu half yelled half coughed as he was held upside down, over the water, in front of Cobra.
"Hey baby" Cobra said with a sickly sweet voice. "What's ya doin?"
Natsu gulped as he heard Cobras sweet tone. He only used that tone when he was getting punished but the Poison Dragon Slayer. Natsu closed his eyes as Cubelious turned him around so Cobra could see his front.
"Natsu~" Cobra said in a sing-song voice. "Answer me love". Natsu cringed at the nickname. Cobra only called him that when he was in deep shit. 'But wait, what did I do?! He's the one who should be in trouble'.
Natsu opened his eyes to glare at the older male. "Fuck off" Natsu said while reaching up and trying to get Cubelious' tale uncoiled from around his ankle.
Cobra's eyebrows raised in slight surprise. "Excuse me?" he said while walking closer.
Natsu groaned as Cubelious' tale coiled tighter. "You heard me snake breath" Natsu said while grabbing the end of her tail, rubbing the tip slightly, she relaxed and let him go. Natsu fell back into the water and came back up to see Cobra glaring at him.
"Stop going through my head and go the fuck away" Natsu snapped as he climbed out of the river and started dressing. Cobra's eyes got dangerously small.
"First off I wasn't going through your head" he said while walking towards the pink haired male who only had pants on. "And stop cursing".
Natsu rolled his eyes and looked at Cobra. "You always do and I'll curse as much as I fucking want". Natsu picked up his vet to put it on but stopped when he noticed a glow. Cobra's eyes where glowing. "What you going to attack me? Go ahead. I already kicked your ass once, I'll do it again-" Natsu was cut off as he was slammed into a tree, Cobra's purple scared arm next to his head, his fist deeply set into the wood.
"Shut up Salamander" Cobra warned and he pulled his hand from the tree. Natsu gulped and ignored the voice in his head that kept telling him to stop.
"Oh now where going back to that?" he said in a mocking tone. "C'mon Cobra, your aim is off" his face turning into a grin as he saw the rage in his boyfriends eyes. Natsu gasped when Cobra's other hand slammed itself into his face, the back of his head digging into the tree. He screamed when he felt fangs bite down on his neck, and struggled to get free of the older males grip. Fear shot through Natsu's veins as he saw his vision start to blur. Cobra let go of his face and he slid to the ground, his eyes closing shut as he fell unconscious.
Pleg: That's part 1!
Cobra: Boo you whore!
Pleg: If I get a bunch of reviews I'll continue!
Cobra: Review if you want me to fuck Natsu!