Steph: A very short, very pointless little ficlet for twisted Grey's Anatomy fans out there to enjoy (or not, as the case may be).

Disclaimer: As much as I would love to say I own Grey's Anatomy, I unfortunately cannot. That privilege belongs to Shonda Rhimes and ABC.

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"Is there a man in my house?"

"I'm so sorry Richard… but what did you expect?"

She slammed the door in Richard's face, and momentarily leaned against the wall. That was it. Her marriage was officially over. But it was true. She had moved on to another man.

Mark Sloan emerged from the steaming bathroom, wrapping a carefully arranged towel around his waist.

"So… what did I miss?"

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Steph: Well, there it is. Anyone who enjoys such sick, twisted fics will be sure to enjoy the rest of the YouCan'tBeSerious fics. So go. Read. Review.