R.I.P. Tony Rosato
One day at the overused Super Smash Brothers Mansion located at the Hyrule Temple (since it's not only the arguably biggest stage in Smash, but the biggest stage to continuously return), Yoshi was explaining the wonders of modern technology to two of his good friends, Pikachu and Kirby... well, maybe not so much the pink food obsessed puffball...
"And this is your state-of-the-art wide-screen television," Yoshi explained, smiling as he pointed at the TV.
Kirby poked at the large television screen. "Does it come in different flavors?"
Yoshi slapped Kirby across the face with a fan. "No, silly! It's suppose to be a state-of-the-art-"
Pikachu rubbed the back of his head. "Uhh, no means of being a smart alec, but you said that three times," The yellow electrical mouse Pokemon explained, a anime-style sweatdrop appearing on the back of his head.
Yoshi lowered his eyes as he glazed at Pikachu. "Please! First of all, I actually said it two times, and secondly, like you know how to plug in a..." He paused, and rubbed his chin. "What was it called? An electric cord?"
Kirby shrugged. "I don't know about you guys, but I hope the princess made lotsa spaghetti!" He made a quirky grin.
Yoshi sighed, shaking his head and putting his hands on his hips. 'Well, you know what? I got something that all of us can do." He got a grin on his face.
Pikachu eyed Yoshi suspiciously. "Why do I have a strange feeling that something ridiculous and apparently stupid is going to happen?" He asked out of the blue.
Yoshi only rubbed the back of his head. "Well, it's better than the time that I stole all of those cupcakes from the bakery."
Yoshi can be seen being chased by hundreds of angry clowns, the green Yoshisaurus holding different-iced cupcakes in his hands. Yoshi then tripped over, and got beaten up by the clowns' harmless balloon animals.
Pikachu's right eye twitched violently. "...You got beaten up by clowns?" He asked with hesitation.
Yoshi rolled his eyes. "Hey, it's better than the time when you and Peach went s-"
"HEY, THIS IS FAMILY ORIENTED!" Mr. Game-and-Watch randomly shouted as he ran by, with Pikachu covering Yoshi's mouth.
Kirby was attempting to eat the television set whole, but he was having trouble digesting it down. "Umm, a little help?" He asked, while Yoshi and Pikachu left the mansion.
R.O.B. was cleaning up some pillars in the mansion as he turned around to see Yoshi and Pikachu make their leave. The robot approached the two original Smashers.
"And where are you two going in such a hurry?" R.O.B asked as he raised his metal arms about.
"Oh, uh, we were going to go do... something stupid." Pikachu casually exclaimed as he noticed Ness running by with a bunch of XBox 360 games in his hands. "And why are you in such a hurry?"
Ness gulped as he paused in her tracks, turning around as the human explained her plight, for it needed some closure. "Oh, if Nintendo discovered that I owned these things, then they would have killed me YEARS ago."
Yoshi, Pikachu, and ROB glanced at each other and shrugged as they watched Ness take off towards one of the elevators.
"Well, anyway, we got some... manly things to do." Yoshi exclaimed as he and Pikachu took off, with a stuffed Kirby shaped like a television set following.
"What's so manly about a couple of cute characters going to do something very likely illogical?" Rob responded as he shook his metal head, proceeding to head towards the mansion's garden.
Later, in the streets of Nintendo City, we can see Yoshi, Pikachu, and Kirby running down with a odd statue of Luigi, of which a different weirder form of Luigi since it didn't exactly match the real deal himself. The three cute Smashers turn around the corner, and face each other.
"What are we gonna do with the statue?" Kirby asked, holding the statue of Luigi with his short, pudgy arms.
Yoshi thought for a moment. "Hmm..." He snapped his fingers. "That's it! We'll just change the color of his overalls, and call him Mama Luigi!" He glanced at Pikachu and whistled at him. "Pikachu, go get some buckets of paint."
Pikachu saluted, and he ran off. The yellow electrical mouse Pokemon then bumped into a random Octorok, and he entered into the store. He nabbed several cans of paint, and then ran out of the store, and headed back to the corner, running to Yoshi and Kirby while holding the cans of paint.
Yoshi shook his head and snatched the green and blue cans of paint. "You just can't seem to get anything right, can you?" He sighed, and he tossed the green can of paint over the statue's blue overalls, making them green. Yoshi then grabbed a paintbrush and painted the blue paint on the statue's green shirt. He smiled, and turned to Pikachu and Kirby. "Viola! I told you that-"
The ground then started to shake, and the statue of Mama Luigi came to life, staring at the three Smashers. Yoshi, Pikachu, and Kirby all screamed as they held each other, trembling in fear as the Mama Luigi statue somehow grew to become bigger, too.
The statue of Mama Luigi grinned, and bellowed, pointing at the three trembling Smashers, "THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU, SMASHERS!" He wheezed loudly, and then started stomping off in the other direction.
Yoshi fainted, while Pikachu and Kirby wet themselves in fear. Never would they mess with Mama Luigi. It was then that Yoshi got up, and said, "Guys... please don't tell KILL THE EMPIRE."
Pikachu and Kirby turned slowly to Yoshi. "Don't tell him what...?" They said, their voices shaky.
Yoshi gulped, and he stated, closing his eyes. "Don't tell KILL THE EMPIRE that Yoshizilla made us brought Mama Luigi to life." He fainted again.