Disclaimer: I do not own the phantom of the opera lucky Leroux…
A beautiful girl with straight black hair and beautiful green eyes accidently bumps into the phantom…
Erik: oh no you're not a Mary Sue are you?
Anne: no
Erik: so you're an O.C
Anne: yes and no
Erik: oh no you're not going to make me fall helplessly in love with you so this story gets hundreds of reviews are you
Anne: of course not
Erik: but you are still here for me right
Anne: no
Erik: what do you mean no!
Anne: I am here for Raoul
Erik: Raoul! Oh this is one of those stories where you kill the fop isn't it can I help
Anne: no!
Erik: then why would you come for him
Anne: to give him Raoulsie a big hug!
Erik: why!
Anne: because he is one of the most hated characters out there and he deserves it!
Erik: so you're a Raoul fan I didn't even know they existed
Anne: yes I am and proud too… so where is Raoulsie
Erik: I don't know and honestly I don't care
Anne: oh well then monsieur phantom I hope you have great luck getting the Mary Sue of your choice
{Anne leaves humming all I ask of you)
Erik's thoughts: so they exist. I thought they were a mere rumor started by the fop himself. What has the world gotten to that girl and young women want sane reliable guys that are rich and good looking instead of me. The world of fan fiction has gotten to strange for me to even understand!
{Random and drop dead GORGOUES Mary Sue enters singing think of me}
Erik's thoughts: well at least something never change {smiles}
A/N I don't have a clue of how this inspired me. I am purely an E/C shipper and I feel bad for Raoul sometimes sure but this. I don't know I thought of it last night at 11:00 pm. Last thing do you think I should make one more chapter where Raoul meets his fan or leave it as it is? Thanks for reading and reviewing and if you like this story checks out my other parodies/ serous pieces of work.