Introducción:

Introduction:

Bare with me here, they didn't want me to put this as a separate chapter…The real story starts under the line. Sorry, the first chapter is kind of short...

It all started with a note my friend, Omi and I were passing in French class. She is determined that Allen is a girl. I pondered about what would happen if Allen was a girl…all the problems she'd have. In my mind, she became pregnant. It exploded into a Telenovela-esque comic. And now, I present to you the FanFiction adaptation! Enjoy!

By the way, the theme song for my little Telenovela is "Amor Fugaz" [Fleeting Love by RBD, and I have yet to decide what the ending theme will be…(I totally don't own any rights to RBD…)

For those of you who do not know what a telenovela is, it is a Spanish language soap opera that usually contains comedy, drama, romance, y mucho más. [and much more To give my fic more of the telenovela feel, I will be using some Spanish in titles and such, but don't worry. I'll have the English there too. Also, the chapters will each represent one episode in the telenovela. So, I'll try to end them dramatically.

This fic was inspired by Omi and propelled into being by the Yaoi Fan Club at future reference, I do not own D.Gray-Man. And this fic is flexible, so tell me what you think along the way. Your reviews will make it better!

On With the Story!

Capitulo Uno¡¿Qué Te Dijiste?!

Chapter One: What Did You Say?!

Allen timidly took his first few steps into the silent training hall, where Kanda was meditating. He was not exactly sure how to approach Kanda. The boy had a very short temper, especially with Allen. The matter they needed to discuss was sure to upset Kanda, so Allen proceeded with the utmost caution.

Kanda disliked being disturbed when he was meditating. He disliked Allen more, yet there was something about Allen he liked. No there wasn't. There must have been something Kanda liked about Allen, but Kanda could not figure it out. Kanda was homosexual and had kissed Allen to shut him up one day. Kanda found he rather liked it, so he made a habit of it. Kanda still considered their relationship one of love and hate, and it was currently leaning towards hate. 'Damn. Here we go again…damn Moyashi,' Kanda thought as Allen approached.

"Um, Kanda…" Allen hesitated. Anyone with a brain knew that Kanda was especially irritable when interrupted while he was meditating.

"What do you want, Moyashi?" Kanda asked bluntly, wishing to be done with the conversation already.

"Th-there is something important I need to tell you."

'Damn,' Kanda thought as he curtly asked, "What now, Moyashi?"

Allen shuffled away from Kanda a little. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath and solemnly said, "I…I'm pregnant."

Kanda was silently thinking for a moment. 'What? I don't understand how he could get pregnant!? Did I hear him correctly? Damn, he's so stupid! Tiedoll told me that guys can not get pregnant. I don't understand what that stupid Moyashi is trying to pull! I guess I'll just HAVE to ask him.' "Stupid Moyashi, I KNOW that BOYS can't get pregnant!"

"I'm a GIRL," Allen stated bluntly.

"Are you fing serious?!" Kanda shouted. 'Why didn't I find out?! I'm gay! We made out on the train! Does this mean I have to re-question my sexuality? You are too much trouble, Moyashi.' Kanda's anger was boiling over as he grabbed Allen by the colar and began to shake her. "Is there anything ELSE you should tell me?!" Kanda shouted as he continued to shake her.

'Thank GOD he was meditating and thus didn't have Mugen!' Allen knew she would have faced more than shaking if Mugen had been there, especially for what she was about to say. "Z Lvz bee," she said so softly that the words died upon her lips and were unintelligible to even her ears.

"What did you say? I couldn't hear you," Kanda growled. 'Stop mumbling, Moyashi! I barely understand English as it is!'

'He is so scary,'Allen thought as tears began to form at the corners of her eyes. "I-i-it's Lavsbay," she attempted to say it again, but the words fizzled out before they reached Kanda's irate ears.

"I still can't hear you clearly!" Kanda shouted as he dragged her close to his face.'Damn! Why are you such a pain in the ass, Moyashi?!'

Allen was very scared. She was shaking as she bent her head down, squeezed her eyes shut and yelled, "IT'S LAVI'S BABY!" Tears rolled down her cheeks as she uttered the words.

GASPDRAMATICEND

I hope you liked the first Chapter!