Merium waits at home alone with nothing but a cup of tea and lost dreams as she looks out the window of despair.

"I wish I had friends" she thinks to herself.

"Ah but you do" says a strange voice coming from outside the window.

"who are you and how can you read my thoughts?" says merium

"It is I, himmy, here to be your friend and take you to mars. No more questions, follow me" says the strange mysterious himmy.

"But himmy, I can't, I have a cat to take care of his name is Zelda. He is my only friend he sings to me sometimes" speaks the words of merium.

"good, music is always something we enjoy on mars, especially when it comes from cats" screams himmy.

"himmy why are you screaming?" questions merium.

"so the dark hobert won't hear us of course, he is an evil man who will attack you with lemons if you get too close" Himmy explains.

"Well you might want to WHISPER then?" merium whispers.

"no, that is how he will find us" says himmy

"UM OK" merium screams.

"Quick back to the ship where we may return to my people" Himmy screams passionately.

"um ok how do we drive your ship? "merium asks.

"with the power of MUSIC"

*himmy pulls out guitar and plays free bird solo until they arrive to his home planet of MARS*

"OK, we are here" himmy says "But first I must give you your new name." Himmy thinks "YOU ARE HERIUM NOW NO WE WILL CALL YOU HELIUM."

"WHAT WHY THAT IS AN ELEMENT I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH CHEMISTRY" whispers helium.

"Ah yes hello Havid Howie" himmy says.

"There is indeed like on mars all of your questions are answered here" Havid screams "as long as you don't steal my soul, himmy. Also don't pay an accompany to HOBERT"

"the only way to destroy him is through the power of the solo in stairwell to heaven but we haven't got the right guitars for it" Himmy sighs.

"maybe there is something I can do" Helium screams.

"I doubt It, for you are only a mortal" himmy says.

Zelda the cat appears with a banjo.

"zelda you've done it you've saved us all" says himmy.

They all applaud and over the hills comes an angry hobert.

"no you cannot defeat me I am the dark hobert" hobert says.

Suddenly hingo harr appears to take Zelda the cat away.

"bad Zelda, you stop getting afflicted with satan" hingo says sadly.

"get out of here hingo, no one likes you" hommy screams.

"ok love you himmy peace and love" hingo says as he flies away. Havid begins to play starrman "theres a starr man waiting in the sky, hed like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds"

"I want to go home" helium says

"ok lets go" says rodger walters, emerging from the trees.

They both fly off across the universe followed by the beatles revolution 9 playing in the distance.

"love that song" says hohn and haul as they proceed to run into the woods todo stuff that we pretend we cannot see.

"Jorge, join us" they whisper from the bushes.

Suddenly hingo appears….."strange things in the bushes" he says. Then vanishes into thin air.

"no im going home, my guitar gently weeps for me" Jorge says very confused.

Havid Howie leaves to go find his lovely Mock jigger.

All who is left is himmy.

"its me and you hobert. Me and you" himmy says.

"so it is" says hobert.

Himmy begins the solo of stairwell to heaven and hobert cringes in fear.

"will you go out with me?" says a voice in the distance.

"who is that…..it cant be!" they both whisper.

Its james.

He is here to ask them out to death.

It is all over.

The civilization of mars has come to an end.