Aneko: Hi!!!! Who knew I could get my lazy butt into getting a story up this fast after Christmas? Well, I managed, so I hope you like it. Many have tried, and who can resist a "how to annoy characters" story?
Disclaimer: I'm not going to jail so HA! I do not own any part whatsoever of Naruto.
How to Annoy the Naruto Characters
Warning: The author is not responsible for any injury/pain/incapacitation/maiming/ruthless beating you may receive on account of this list.
1. Go up to Naruto and tell him that while he was on a mission, Sasuke became Hokage.
2. Tell Naruto Ichiraku's is closing.
3. Tell him Sakura married Sasuke.
4. Steal his headband and tie it to the top of a flagpole while he's not looking.
5. Play innocent when he asks you if you know where it is.
6. Ask him how much better Sasuke is than him.
7. Tell him that kunai are dangerous toys that kids like him shouldn't play with.
8. Tell him he says "rasengan" weird.
9. Bleach his hair white while he's asleep and when he wakes up, tell him he's turning into Jiraiya.
10. Tell him you saw what was under Kakashi's mask (even though you didn't)
11. Stare at his headband and tell him it's because it's shiny.
12. Tell him Sakura and Lee are going out.
13. RUN! Go find Sakura and follow her around.
14. Tell her pink hair and green eyes are out of style.
15. Tell her Sasuke's going out with Ino.
16. Tell her Lee and Naruto are planning to secretly kidnap her and ask her out on a date.
17. Ask her over and over why she's freakishly strong.
18. Ask her if she's bipolar.
19. Tell her she and Naruto would make a cute couple.
20. Ask her where she got the pink dye for her hair.
21. Steal her Sasuke plushie.
22. Replace it with one of Naruto.
23. Take her Team 7 picture and draw on her and Sasuke's face.
24. Ask her if you can put an advertisement on her forehead.
25. RUN! Go find Sasuke.
26. Tell him somebody already killed Itachi.
27. Follow him around singing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves".
28. Ask him if you can watch him get beaten up by Lee.
29. Tell him his hair looks like a chicken's butt.
30. Ask him what the little dots in his eyes are (yes, I know what they're called…)
31. Ask him why he's not nicer to his fangirls.
32. Tell him you think Naruto's better than him.
33. Tell him he should try going out with Sakura.
34. Get Naruto to call him in the middle of the night when he's asleep.
35. Tell his fangirls where all his secret training spots are.
36. Watch him suffer.
37. Lock him in a room with Ino, Karin and Sakura.
38. Watch him blow a hole in the wall with chidori.
39. Force feed him sweets.
40. Tell him embarrassing stories from when he was little.
41. Tell him he talks about how he secretly loves Sakura in his sleep. (Inner Sakura: YES!!!)
42. Run like you're being chased by demons-you probably are.
43. Find Kakashi and tell him Jiraiya retired from writing his books.
44. Watch him faint, then pour cold water on him to wake him up.
45. Take the book he's reading in his hands and "accidentally" throw it in a very deep lake.
46. Take the collection of Icha Icha books from his apartment and make a bonfire out of them.
47. Tell him gray hair makes him looks old.
48. Force him to meet with Team 7 on time for once.
49. Steal all his face masks.
50. Lock him in a room with Gai and Lee shouting "power" and "youth".
51. Ask him constantly to teach you jutsu's he's never heard of.
52. Tell him his hair looks like a feather duster.
53. Dye his hair green.
54. Tell him you did it because it will help as camouflage when he goes on a mission.
55. Find a hiding place (a really good one) and watch Team 7 suffer.