Author's Notes: Saa, school started yesterday. I had to memorize my schedule (we cycle at my school) and meet my new teachers...I'm convinced one of them is a sadist, but that's okay, because his room is air-conditioned . Very humid these past few days. The others are fine...I couldn't join the singing group again because I'm sick of running up and down the stage every time there's a concert. (I also play violin, and orchestra and Glee Club just don't mix...)

And on top of that, my stomach was cramping horribly. -.- Dammit, why'd my period have to come on the first day of school...?

So, considering I haven't updated or posted anything lately, I decided to prove I'm alive and write you this. Happy? ;)

Disclaimer: MMPPP is awesome, but it's not mine.

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Murphy's Law

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Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

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Lucia skipped merrily along the street, beaming from ear to ear. Kaito had invited her out.

She got there finally, and stared in disbelief as her boyfriend continued to make-out with another boy. The redhead seemed familiar...It clicked in her head, and she gaped at Kaito and Ryo. No way.

Lucia shrieked loudly, and finally the two bishounen separated. "Yo, Lucia!" Ryo grinned as if he hadn't just been making out with her boyfriend.

"Um, hi, Lucia," Kaito shifted uncomfortably and stared up at the bright blue, cloudless sky. The sun shone brightly and there was no sign of rain...but suddenly multiple storm clouds rolled in and began to pour.

"..." Lucia promptly turned into a mermaid as the weather's onslaught wet her locket.

"Mermaid, ne? Kinky." Ryo continued to grin as if nothing was happening.

"Why the hell were you making out?!" the mermaid wailed, not even noticing as her tail began to bubble up.

"Because we're gay and he only likes you because the plot needs developing," Ryo explained, shrugging.

Kaito screamed. "I thought we weren't going to break the fourth wall! We always break the fourth wall, I just want to have a change - "

"Oh, shut up," the Lucia bubbles barked snarkily. Yes, she'd finished her transformation and was now a big blob of talking soap bubbles.

"Sir, yes, sir!" The boys yelled, saluting her.

"I'm a girl!"

Ryo tilted his head and nodded decisively. "Well, yeah, technically, but 'M'am, yes, m'am' just doesn't sound right..."

The bubbles shifted. "That's it. I'm going home!"

"Won't it be sort of weird if bubbles just start walking down the street?" Kaito pointed out, trying in vain to fix his rain-flattened hair.

The bubbles seemed unaffected by the weather. "But you guys are just...yeah...and it's raining, nobody's out!"

"We're out," Ryo said just to be annoying.

"YOUR MOM, RYO!" The bubbles hollered, making an about-face and stomping through the rain.

"..."

"Wanna finish where we left off?" Kaito asked helpfully.

"Sure."

And so while people with umbrellas stared at the blob of walking bubbles, two teenage boys made out in the rain. How romantic.

Owari

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The last line was supposed to be a bit sarcastic xD. And Lucia forgot all about umbrellas...well, please R&R! And before you ask, yes, this is another crackfic.