Frieza's Haunted Island4
Same as last time (FHI 3), but this time Frieza forgets to make a way to kill him! So therefore, the barrier cannot be destroyed. Will they have to make their home on the island PERMANENT??? Read on to find out! ^_^ Hope you enjoy!
I want to make an announcement. I have reason to believe that I am stopping the FHI series at number five. The next fic. I just don't think I can keep this pace up forever…sorry.
DISCLAIMER: We don't own DBZ, we don't own the DBZ characters (except Chloe and Adrienne!!!!!!!!!!! (who are dolls), we don't own Barbie Dream Date, and we do not own anything ELSE we may mention in this fic (EXCEPT DBZ KICK OFF!!!!). BUT WE DO OWN THE ISLAND!!! HA HA! Wanna buy it? Barriers INCLUUUUUDED!!!!
"I DIED *AGAIN*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed.
"Ha ha!" Trunks teased. He tossed his short purple hair in a girl-like fashion. "My Dad is just no match for me!"
"How come I'm the only one that knows how to do a Kamehameha, but I can never hit anybody…?" Goku asked. Everyone was silent. Trunks finally shrugged.
"Dunno." Everyone was at Capsule Corp., enjoying a beautifully sunny day.
"Hey, I'm gonna be Piccolo!" Gohan exclaimed.
"NO!" Piccolo yelled. "I wanna be me!"
"Oh, but…" Gohan stuck out his bottom lip. "PLEASE, Piccolo?"
"Ohhhhhhh…" Piccolo swallowed as Gohan gave him the "puppy dog look". "FINE! I'll just be Dende…"
They had unlocked Adrienne, Chloe, and Dende during the time off of FHI (Frieza's Haunted Island). "Ooh, ooh!" Goten cried. "I'm gonna be Adrienne!"
Vegeta was ready to yell something, when he spotted his wife, Bulma, who stood behind the couch with her frying-pan-in-a-capsule. Vegeta grumbled something that sounded an AWFUL lot like "Baka onna…" and chose his FAVORITE character: "Vegeta". (A/n: who DIDN'T know!?)
"Trunks, are you going to be Chloe?" Krillin asked.
"Who wants to be a stupid doll, ANYWAY?" Trunks asked, crossing his arms.
"But, Trunks!" Goten said with a grin, leaning forward in front of Trunks. "You were Chloe just last night!"
"SHUT UP!" Trunks yelled and hit Goten's head. Goku's eyes went wide.
"Ow!" Goten whined. "What did I do???"
"Just play the game." Trunks said, rolling his eyes.
"Okay…" Goten rolled his eyes until they met the TV and they all started fighting on a random fighting zone: Master Roshi's Island, in front of the "Kame House".
"Gohan, if you kill me, I will NEVER marry you!" Videl declared.
"Oh, MAN!" Gohan yelled.
"Just kidding!" Videl hit him with a frying pan (on the game) and Gohan was sent flying. (Gohan: -_-')
"I fell for it again…" Gohan said.
"Dude, you asked her to marry you!?" Yamcha asked.
"Yeah…" Gohan gave Yamcha an odd look.
"I'm so proud!" Piccolo exclaimed, clasping his hands together and pressing them against his head. "My little Gohan is all grown up!"
Everyone stopped playing the game for a few seconds, just staring at Piccolo. Piccolo cleared his throat, they all shrugged, and went back to playing the game.
*~*~*
"Lemonade, anyone?" Chi-Chi asked, holding out a tray with thirteen cups of ice cold, fresh lemonade sitting on it.
"Me!" Everyone's hand shot up in the air and Chi-Chi smiled. After the glasses of lemonade were passed out, Vegeta suddenly yelled.
"THE HOTDOGS ARE READY!!!"
"Alri-ight!" Goku grinned.
"Hotdogs! Hotdogs! Hotdogs!" Goten and Trunks were jumping up and down behind the grill. Goten would appear above the grill on "Hot" and Trunks would appear above it on "dogs!". Bulma smiled.
"You two settle down or you're only getting five!" Bulma warned.
"Ohhhhh…!" Goten and Trunks pouted and stood patiently behind the grill.
"Gohan, I wanna have a little boy just like your brother." Videl said, holding onto her fiancée's arm. Gohan's eye twitched. Another Goten!?
"JUST like my little brother?" Gohan asked.
"Mm hm." Videl nodded. Gohan stared at his little brother in horror.
"Gohan, why are you looking at me like that?" Goten asked.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan gave a blood-curdling scream and headed for the hills. Everyone stared after him, stunned.
"Daddy, why did Gohan run off like that?" Goten asked.
"I don't know, kiddo!" Goku picked Goten up and threw him in the air. Goten started laughing as his father caught him, and flung him onto his shoulder. Goku chuckled and the two gave each other a thumbs up. Everyone smiled at each other, amazed at how much the two were alike.
*~*~*
"Gohan, are you okay?" Goten asked his older brother.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed and clung onto Videl and his little brother screamed and took a step backwards.
"Ow!" Videl yelled. Goten looked his brother up and down, ready to run at any instant. Gohan was doing the same. Goten made the first move.
"BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!!!!!" Goten yelled. Gohan screamed, causing Goten to scream, and they both took off running in opposite directions. Gohan stopped at the fence and turned around. Goten did the same. Goten cracked up laughing, pointing at his brother. Gohan started trembling as he watched his little brother's face turn red, then blue as he dropped to the ground.
"HE'S ***SUFFOCATING***!!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed. He quickly picked Goten up and started shaking his youngest son.
"Goten! Goten, honey, breathe!" Chi-Chi exclaimed.
"Goten, you gotta breathe, man!" Yamcha said, trying to help.
"Mom! Mom!" Trunks was pointing at Goten and jumping from one foot to the other. "Goten's not breathing! Mom, DO something!"
"Gohan, stop acting so stupid and maybe your brother will BREATHE!" Videl yelled, hands on her hips. Gohan was on the ground, clinging to the fence with one arm, and pointing at Goten with the other. He finally spoke:
"EVILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh brother…" (Piccolo/Eighteen/Krillin/Videl: -_-')
"Hm…. the death of Kakarott's brat may slow the process of reviving the Saiyan race…" Vegeta said. He looked very puzzled as he sat there, one arm crossed with the other seeming to support his chin. "Hm………"
"Ahahahahahaha!" Goten was laughing as his father shook him back and forth in the air. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahaha!"
"DREADfully sorry, Goten!" Bulma apologized, with a frying pan high above her head.
"Goku, stop shaking him!" Chi-Chi exclaimed.
"Huh?" Goku stopped shaking his son to look at his wife.
"Phew." Goten said, taking a breathe with closed eyes. He opened his eyes and smiled. "Let's do that AGAIN!"
Goku went to shake his son when everyone held out their hand and yelled: "NO!" Goku blinked and everyone sighed. Goku shrugged and put Goten down.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten ran off, arms stretched out like the wings of a plane. Goku smiled with a puzzled look and scratched his head.
"That kid…!"
"Now let's help Gohan," Piccolo said. "He seems to need it…"
They all turned to look at Gohan, who was yelling something and crying, while clinging onto the fence to prevent being pulled off by Videl. Everyone sighed and walked over to the retired Saiyaman. "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten ran past them, jumped up onto the fence, and started running along it.
"Don't fall off!" Chi-Chi called. Goten's only response was a "WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" getting fainter and fainter as he followed the fence to who knows where.
"Hey, Bulma?" Goku asked.
"Mm hm?" Bulma turned to Goku.
"Where does your fence go?"
"Who knows where!" Bulma said with a smirk. "Vegeta made it!"
"Oh my." Chi-Chi said, eyes big.
"Chi-Chi, don't worry!" Goku said. "He's not gonna fall off! He's Goten!"
"Exactly." Chi-Chi said, looking at Goku.
"Huh?" Goku blinked.
"Gohan, stop being such a twit!" Videl exclaimed.
"Hey!" Piccolo yelled. "Don't you be calling Gohan a twit!"
"If I'm going to be his wife, I believe I have the right to!" Videl said, crossing her arms. She turned and stuck her nose in the air: "Hmph!"
"Why you!" Yamcha held Piccolo back from attacking her.
"Goku, what's the matter?" Chi-Chi asked.
"I don't get it…" Goku said, scratching his head. Chi-Chi sighed and shook her head.
"Never mind that, just come help-" Chi-Chi stopped as the "WEEEEEE!!!!!!!" stopped and it was followed by a thud, then crying. Goku went pale. "Oh no!" Goku flew off.
"Goku had better be bringing my son back!" Chi-Chi yelled, shaking her fist at Vegeta. "Because if he's dead-"
"What, you think that *I* would put booby traps on my fence???" Vegeta asked. Everyone stared and Vegeta sighed. "I am SO misunderstood… but that's why I LIKE being me!"
Everyone rolled their eyes and Goku came back with Goten in his arms. Chi-Chi was the first to reach him. "Is he okay!? TELL me he's okay!"
"He's DEAD." Goku said, holding Goten out. Chi-Chi gasped and screamed in horror. She turned around and grabbed Vegeta.
"WHY YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!" Chi-Chi yelled, shaking Vegeta back and forth. "YOU JUST FINISHED TELLING ME THERE WERE NO BOOBY TRAPS IN YOUR STUPID FENCE! HOW DARE YOU LET MY SON PLAY ON YOUR FENCE WHEN THERE ARE *BOOBY* TRAPS!!!!!!!!!!? I'LL KILL YOU-"
"Ahahahahahaha!"
"Huh?" Chi-Chi stopped shaking Vegeta and dropped him.
"Vegeta/Dad!" Bulma/Trunks dropped to their knees. (Vegeta: @_@) Chi-Chi turned around to see her husband and a very alive Goten laughing. Chi-Chi's eyes flared red and she marched over to the two.
"Uh-oh." Gohan said, snapping back into reality.
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ow…" Goten and Goku were sitting on the ground, holding their throbbing red cheek. Chi-Chi smacked the newspaper into her hand with a smirk.
"Wanna try that again?" Goten and Goku shook their heads real fast. "Good! You're both grounded for a week."
"But Mom/But Chi-Chi!" Goten/Goku whined.
"No buts!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"But you know what you mean by 'grounding'!" Goku exclaimed.
"Hm…" Chi-Chi observed her newspaper. "I wonder if I could get another two-in-one…?"
Goten and Goku swallowed. Chi-Chi shrugged and walked off. "What happens when Chi-Chi grounds you?" Yamcha asked.
"NO TALKING TO THE HOSTAGES!!!!" Chi-Chi yelled from wherever she was. Yamcha swallowed.
"She cuts down on our food." Goku said.
"Yikes." Yamcha said.
"Yeah!" Goten nodded. "So if I eat fifty hotdogs a day, I only get twenty-four!"
"You mean twenty-five." Goku corrected.
"My hostages had better not be talking EITHER…!" Goku and Goten swallowed again and sat up straight.
"Heya, guys!" Everyone screamed as they saw someone VERY familiar: Frieza. Frieza screamed, too and then frowned. "You guys ALWAYS scream when I make an entrance or I'm MENTIONED!"
"Do we…?" Everyone thought for a minute.
*~*~*
"Hey, I guess I have a new playmate, huh, Vegiti-chan?" Vegeta jumped up and screamed. He ran off into the heart of the jungle to get lost in hopes of never seeing Frieza again.
*~*~*
"Whatever…" Bulma turned the TV back on. "Did you kill Frieza?"
"Frieza…?" Vegeta thought for a minute. He screamed as it all started coming back to him. "AH, FRIEZA, THAT HORRIBLE FREAK!!!!!"
*~*~*
Everyone popped out of their flashbacks. "Only two times." Goku said. "And it was mainly Vegeta."
"WHATEVER!" Frieza yelled. He pointed at Goku. "I KNOW you all talk about me behind my back!"
Vegeta gasped. "How did he KNOW!?"
"You guys talk about Frieza behind his back?" Krillin asked.
"Vegeta does it!" Goku exclaimed, pointing at the Saiyan Prince. "I never do!"
"Oh, shut up, Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled, smacking Goku's hand down. "Do NOT give false witness about your Saiyan Prince!"
"This should be interesting…" Eighteen said with a smile.
"Yeah." Videl and Gohan nodded.
*~*~*
"Hey, Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed. "What's up?"
"Nothing," Vegeta said. "Just thinking."
"About what?" Goku asked, sitting down next to him.
"Well," Vegeta frowned. "About that freak Frieza."
"Frieza?" Goku asked. "Why are you thinking about Frieza?" Goku gasped. "VEGETA!!! You aren't counting days until we go back to the island, ARE YOU!?"
"Of course not, Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled.
"Oh." Goku said. He shrugged. "Then why are you thinking about Frieza?"
"I was just thinking about how much of a twit he is," Vegeta said. "And why he's so dumb. And why he's so whacked out and he needs to get help at Charter. And I could go on forever! You know what I'm sayin?"
"Yeah," Goku nodded. "But it's not nice to call people twits, and dumb, and whacked out, and say that they need help from Charter, Vegeta."
"Frieza not exactly a PEOPLE, now is he?" Vegeta asked.
"Well, no…" Goku said, frowning and looking at the ground.
"Then I'm not being rude," Vegeta said. "And I'm the Saiyan PRINCE! I can do whatever I want." Vegeta stood up. "Goodbye, Kakarott!"
*~*~*
"Ahahahahaha!" Marron laughed and clapped her hands.
"Quiet, child." Vegeta said, covering Marron's mouth.
Everyone gasped. "VEGETA!!!!"
"What!?" Vegeta demanded.
"You talked about Frieza behind his back!" Everyone but Goku, Vegeta, and Frieza yelled.
"So?" Vegeta asked, a raised eyebrow.
"Vegeta, I'm ashamed!" Bulma declared. "You're supposed to be setting an example for our SON." Her voice softened on 'son' and she rested her hands on Trunks' shoulders. Trunks nodded.
"That's right!"
"Oh, shut up!" Vegeta ordered. Trunks opened his mouth like he was going to gasp.
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled. "Chi-Chi, let me see your newspaper!"
"No! No! No!" Vegeta climbed over the bench connected to the wooden picnic table and crawled underneath it. Bulma leaned over and lifted up the table cloth. "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A leg shot out from underneath the table and Bulma gasped. "Why you!" The newspaper went under and there was a loud "SMACK!!!", followed by an "OWW!!!!!!!!". "You know what? I like Chi-Chi's way of grounding! And since I DON'T like you, I'm going to cut down on your food by FOURTHS! Not by half, but by FOURTHS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta cried from underneath the picnic table.
"Yes." Bulma said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes." Bulma said, raising an eyebrow.
"Pretty pitiful." Goku said as Vegeta continued to cry his pathetic sounding "no".
"Yep." Chi-Chi agreed.
"You can't do this to me!!!"
"Yes I can." Bulma said.
"Okay, guys, time to go!" Frieza exclaimed.
"Really?" Everyone turned around.
"But I don't want to go…" Gohan whined.
"At least in this series we don't have to worry about the fan girls anymore." Goku said. Gohan nodded.
"Good point." Goku nodded.
"Daddy, I want you to throw me up in the air before we go!" Goten said, pulling on Goku's pant leg.
"Okay!" Goku picked Goten up and threw him in the air.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten exclaimed.
"Good thing he's doing this now and not on the island." Chi-Chi said. She took her hand making it go up, made it hit the other hand, and made sound effects: "Poof!"
"Mm hm." Bulma nodded with a giggle. Goku caught Goten and tossed him up again. Goten laughed.
"WEEEEEEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Dad! Dad! Throw me up in the air!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Not right now!" Vegeta yelled from underneath the picnic table.
"Why NOT…?" Trunks whined, looking underneath the picnic table.
"I'm trying to come up with a way to survive on one fourth of my normal amount of food!" Vegeta yelled, going back to his abacus. "Now why don't you ask Kakarott to do it!?"
"You mean Goten's Dad?" Trunks asked, hands on his hips.
"Yes, fine, whatever!" Vegeta yelled, waving his hand back and forth. Trunks shrugged and walked off, leaving his father to his abacus.
"Um…. Mr. Goten's Dad, sir?" Trunks tugged on Goku's pants.
"Huh? What is it, Trunks?" Goku blinked, forgetting to catch Goten.
"DaddyyyyyYYYYY!!!!!!!" Goten screamed as he came back down, waving his arms around. Goku caught him just in time. "Phew!"
"Will you throw me up in the air?" Trunks asked. He glanced back at the picnic table. "Dad won't do it…"
"Ohhhh!" Chi-Chi crouched down next to Trunks and ruffled his hair. Goten giggled. "Has poor little Trunks been robbed of his childhood???"
"Hey!" Trunks jerked away from Chi-Chi, causing Bulma to laugh.
"Okay, come here, Trunks!" Goku picked Trunks up and threw him in the air. Trunks started laughing.
"This is more fun than I thought it would be!" Trunks exclaimed. Goten smiled and nodded. "Higher! HIGHER!"
"Higher…?" Goku asked, as if he had never heard of it. "Okay-ay…."
Goku threw Trunks up: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………………………………………………." They all cocked their heads, ears facing the sky.
"Where did he…?" Everyone but Goku looked around.
"Ten…nine…eight…" Goku was whispering.
"Trunks…?" Vegeta slid out from underneath the picnic table and looked around. "Trunks?" Vegeta stood up. "Tru-unks…?"
"Five…four…"
"………….weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku caught Trunks as he said "one!" and dust went flying everywhere. After the dust cleared, they all looked down in a big crater to see Goku laying there, a wide-eyed Trunks in his arms. Trunks grinned. "AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta scoffed. "I can do that."
"Then why didn't you?" Eighteen asked.
"Oh, shut up!" Vegeta demanded.
"COOL! COOL!" Trunks exclaimed as he hopped around. Goku climbed out of the crater and Trunks turned to him with a HUGE grin. "Do it AGAIN!"
"Daddy! DADDY!" Goten jumped forward. "Do me! Do me!"
"Eheh heh heh heh heh!" Goku laughed nervously.
"THROW ME! THROW ME!" Goten and Trunks exclaimed.
"I WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!" The two looked at Vegeta like he was crazy. Vegeta muttered something ("Favoritism…") and walked off.
"Okay, NOW it is time to GO!" Frieza exclaimed. "My schedule is running REALLY late!"
"Schedule…?" Gohan asked.
"Yes!" Frieza yelled. "Now let's go! Let's go!"
Everyone made a circle around Frieza and just before they were transported, Piccolo whispered to Yamcha: "I'm sure that his schedule is only made up of delivering girly games to the jackrabbits."
Now that everyone is back on the island, will they be able to survive the torture? Look on the bright side...at least they have two beaches! In the next chapter, the Mothers bring out their Family Photo Albums! But what will happen when Chi-Chi finds a picture they never took? Find out next time on FHI: The Family Photo Albums!
Same as last time (FHI 3), but this time Frieza forgets to make a way to kill him! So therefore, the barrier cannot be destroyed. Will they have to make their home on the island PERMANENT??? Read on to find out! ^_^ Hope you enjoy!
I want to make an announcement. I have reason to believe that I am stopping the FHI series at number five. The next fic. I just don't think I can keep this pace up forever…sorry.
DISCLAIMER: We don't own DBZ, we don't own the DBZ characters (except Chloe and Adrienne!!!!!!!!!!! (who are dolls), we don't own Barbie Dream Date, and we do not own anything ELSE we may mention in this fic (EXCEPT DBZ KICK OFF!!!!). BUT WE DO OWN THE ISLAND!!! HA HA! Wanna buy it? Barriers INCLUUUUUDED!!!!
"I DIED *AGAIN*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed.
"Ha ha!" Trunks teased. He tossed his short purple hair in a girl-like fashion. "My Dad is just no match for me!"
"How come I'm the only one that knows how to do a Kamehameha, but I can never hit anybody…?" Goku asked. Everyone was silent. Trunks finally shrugged.
"Dunno." Everyone was at Capsule Corp., enjoying a beautifully sunny day.
"Hey, I'm gonna be Piccolo!" Gohan exclaimed.
"NO!" Piccolo yelled. "I wanna be me!"
"Oh, but…" Gohan stuck out his bottom lip. "PLEASE, Piccolo?"
"Ohhhhhhh…" Piccolo swallowed as Gohan gave him the "puppy dog look". "FINE! I'll just be Dende…"
They had unlocked Adrienne, Chloe, and Dende during the time off of FHI (Frieza's Haunted Island). "Ooh, ooh!" Goten cried. "I'm gonna be Adrienne!"
Vegeta was ready to yell something, when he spotted his wife, Bulma, who stood behind the couch with her frying-pan-in-a-capsule. Vegeta grumbled something that sounded an AWFUL lot like "Baka onna…" and chose his FAVORITE character: "Vegeta". (A/n: who DIDN'T know!?)
"Trunks, are you going to be Chloe?" Krillin asked.
"Who wants to be a stupid doll, ANYWAY?" Trunks asked, crossing his arms.
"But, Trunks!" Goten said with a grin, leaning forward in front of Trunks. "You were Chloe just last night!"
"SHUT UP!" Trunks yelled and hit Goten's head. Goku's eyes went wide.
"Ow!" Goten whined. "What did I do???"
"Just play the game." Trunks said, rolling his eyes.
"Okay…" Goten rolled his eyes until they met the TV and they all started fighting on a random fighting zone: Master Roshi's Island, in front of the "Kame House".
"Gohan, if you kill me, I will NEVER marry you!" Videl declared.
"Oh, MAN!" Gohan yelled.
"Just kidding!" Videl hit him with a frying pan (on the game) and Gohan was sent flying. (Gohan: -_-')
"I fell for it again…" Gohan said.
"Dude, you asked her to marry you!?" Yamcha asked.
"Yeah…" Gohan gave Yamcha an odd look.
"I'm so proud!" Piccolo exclaimed, clasping his hands together and pressing them against his head. "My little Gohan is all grown up!"
Everyone stopped playing the game for a few seconds, just staring at Piccolo. Piccolo cleared his throat, they all shrugged, and went back to playing the game.
*~*~*
"Lemonade, anyone?" Chi-Chi asked, holding out a tray with thirteen cups of ice cold, fresh lemonade sitting on it.
"Me!" Everyone's hand shot up in the air and Chi-Chi smiled. After the glasses of lemonade were passed out, Vegeta suddenly yelled.
"THE HOTDOGS ARE READY!!!"
"Alri-ight!" Goku grinned.
"Hotdogs! Hotdogs! Hotdogs!" Goten and Trunks were jumping up and down behind the grill. Goten would appear above the grill on "Hot" and Trunks would appear above it on "dogs!". Bulma smiled.
"You two settle down or you're only getting five!" Bulma warned.
"Ohhhhh…!" Goten and Trunks pouted and stood patiently behind the grill.
"Gohan, I wanna have a little boy just like your brother." Videl said, holding onto her fiancée's arm. Gohan's eye twitched. Another Goten!?
"JUST like my little brother?" Gohan asked.
"Mm hm." Videl nodded. Gohan stared at his little brother in horror.
"Gohan, why are you looking at me like that?" Goten asked.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan gave a blood-curdling scream and headed for the hills. Everyone stared after him, stunned.
"Daddy, why did Gohan run off like that?" Goten asked.
"I don't know, kiddo!" Goku picked Goten up and threw him in the air. Goten started laughing as his father caught him, and flung him onto his shoulder. Goku chuckled and the two gave each other a thumbs up. Everyone smiled at each other, amazed at how much the two were alike.
*~*~*
"Gohan, are you okay?" Goten asked his older brother.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed and clung onto Videl and his little brother screamed and took a step backwards.
"Ow!" Videl yelled. Goten looked his brother up and down, ready to run at any instant. Gohan was doing the same. Goten made the first move.
"BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!!!!!" Goten yelled. Gohan screamed, causing Goten to scream, and they both took off running in opposite directions. Gohan stopped at the fence and turned around. Goten did the same. Goten cracked up laughing, pointing at his brother. Gohan started trembling as he watched his little brother's face turn red, then blue as he dropped to the ground.
"HE'S ***SUFFOCATING***!!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed. He quickly picked Goten up and started shaking his youngest son.
"Goten! Goten, honey, breathe!" Chi-Chi exclaimed.
"Goten, you gotta breathe, man!" Yamcha said, trying to help.
"Mom! Mom!" Trunks was pointing at Goten and jumping from one foot to the other. "Goten's not breathing! Mom, DO something!"
"Gohan, stop acting so stupid and maybe your brother will BREATHE!" Videl yelled, hands on her hips. Gohan was on the ground, clinging to the fence with one arm, and pointing at Goten with the other. He finally spoke:
"EVILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh brother…" (Piccolo/Eighteen/Krillin/Videl: -_-')
"Hm…. the death of Kakarott's brat may slow the process of reviving the Saiyan race…" Vegeta said. He looked very puzzled as he sat there, one arm crossed with the other seeming to support his chin. "Hm………"
"Ahahahahahaha!" Goten was laughing as his father shook him back and forth in the air. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahaha!"
"DREADfully sorry, Goten!" Bulma apologized, with a frying pan high above her head.
"Goku, stop shaking him!" Chi-Chi exclaimed.
"Huh?" Goku stopped shaking his son to look at his wife.
"Phew." Goten said, taking a breathe with closed eyes. He opened his eyes and smiled. "Let's do that AGAIN!"
Goku went to shake his son when everyone held out their hand and yelled: "NO!" Goku blinked and everyone sighed. Goku shrugged and put Goten down.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten ran off, arms stretched out like the wings of a plane. Goku smiled with a puzzled look and scratched his head.
"That kid…!"
"Now let's help Gohan," Piccolo said. "He seems to need it…"
They all turned to look at Gohan, who was yelling something and crying, while clinging onto the fence to prevent being pulled off by Videl. Everyone sighed and walked over to the retired Saiyaman. "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten ran past them, jumped up onto the fence, and started running along it.
"Don't fall off!" Chi-Chi called. Goten's only response was a "WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" getting fainter and fainter as he followed the fence to who knows where.
"Hey, Bulma?" Goku asked.
"Mm hm?" Bulma turned to Goku.
"Where does your fence go?"
"Who knows where!" Bulma said with a smirk. "Vegeta made it!"
"Oh my." Chi-Chi said, eyes big.
"Chi-Chi, don't worry!" Goku said. "He's not gonna fall off! He's Goten!"
"Exactly." Chi-Chi said, looking at Goku.
"Huh?" Goku blinked.
"Gohan, stop being such a twit!" Videl exclaimed.
"Hey!" Piccolo yelled. "Don't you be calling Gohan a twit!"
"If I'm going to be his wife, I believe I have the right to!" Videl said, crossing her arms. She turned and stuck her nose in the air: "Hmph!"
"Why you!" Yamcha held Piccolo back from attacking her.
"Goku, what's the matter?" Chi-Chi asked.
"I don't get it…" Goku said, scratching his head. Chi-Chi sighed and shook her head.
"Never mind that, just come help-" Chi-Chi stopped as the "WEEEEEE!!!!!!!" stopped and it was followed by a thud, then crying. Goku went pale. "Oh no!" Goku flew off.
"Goku had better be bringing my son back!" Chi-Chi yelled, shaking her fist at Vegeta. "Because if he's dead-"
"What, you think that *I* would put booby traps on my fence???" Vegeta asked. Everyone stared and Vegeta sighed. "I am SO misunderstood… but that's why I LIKE being me!"
Everyone rolled their eyes and Goku came back with Goten in his arms. Chi-Chi was the first to reach him. "Is he okay!? TELL me he's okay!"
"He's DEAD." Goku said, holding Goten out. Chi-Chi gasped and screamed in horror. She turned around and grabbed Vegeta.
"WHY YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!" Chi-Chi yelled, shaking Vegeta back and forth. "YOU JUST FINISHED TELLING ME THERE WERE NO BOOBY TRAPS IN YOUR STUPID FENCE! HOW DARE YOU LET MY SON PLAY ON YOUR FENCE WHEN THERE ARE *BOOBY* TRAPS!!!!!!!!!!? I'LL KILL YOU-"
"Ahahahahahaha!"
"Huh?" Chi-Chi stopped shaking Vegeta and dropped him.
"Vegeta/Dad!" Bulma/Trunks dropped to their knees. (Vegeta: @_@) Chi-Chi turned around to see her husband and a very alive Goten laughing. Chi-Chi's eyes flared red and she marched over to the two.
"Uh-oh." Gohan said, snapping back into reality.
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ow…" Goten and Goku were sitting on the ground, holding their throbbing red cheek. Chi-Chi smacked the newspaper into her hand with a smirk.
"Wanna try that again?" Goten and Goku shook their heads real fast. "Good! You're both grounded for a week."
"But Mom/But Chi-Chi!" Goten/Goku whined.
"No buts!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"But you know what you mean by 'grounding'!" Goku exclaimed.
"Hm…" Chi-Chi observed her newspaper. "I wonder if I could get another two-in-one…?"
Goten and Goku swallowed. Chi-Chi shrugged and walked off. "What happens when Chi-Chi grounds you?" Yamcha asked.
"NO TALKING TO THE HOSTAGES!!!!" Chi-Chi yelled from wherever she was. Yamcha swallowed.
"She cuts down on our food." Goku said.
"Yikes." Yamcha said.
"Yeah!" Goten nodded. "So if I eat fifty hotdogs a day, I only get twenty-four!"
"You mean twenty-five." Goku corrected.
"My hostages had better not be talking EITHER…!" Goku and Goten swallowed again and sat up straight.
"Heya, guys!" Everyone screamed as they saw someone VERY familiar: Frieza. Frieza screamed, too and then frowned. "You guys ALWAYS scream when I make an entrance or I'm MENTIONED!"
"Do we…?" Everyone thought for a minute.
*~*~*
"Hey, I guess I have a new playmate, huh, Vegiti-chan?" Vegeta jumped up and screamed. He ran off into the heart of the jungle to get lost in hopes of never seeing Frieza again.
*~*~*
"Whatever…" Bulma turned the TV back on. "Did you kill Frieza?"
"Frieza…?" Vegeta thought for a minute. He screamed as it all started coming back to him. "AH, FRIEZA, THAT HORRIBLE FREAK!!!!!"
*~*~*
Everyone popped out of their flashbacks. "Only two times." Goku said. "And it was mainly Vegeta."
"WHATEVER!" Frieza yelled. He pointed at Goku. "I KNOW you all talk about me behind my back!"
Vegeta gasped. "How did he KNOW!?"
"You guys talk about Frieza behind his back?" Krillin asked.
"Vegeta does it!" Goku exclaimed, pointing at the Saiyan Prince. "I never do!"
"Oh, shut up, Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled, smacking Goku's hand down. "Do NOT give false witness about your Saiyan Prince!"
"This should be interesting…" Eighteen said with a smile.
"Yeah." Videl and Gohan nodded.
*~*~*
"Hey, Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed. "What's up?"
"Nothing," Vegeta said. "Just thinking."
"About what?" Goku asked, sitting down next to him.
"Well," Vegeta frowned. "About that freak Frieza."
"Frieza?" Goku asked. "Why are you thinking about Frieza?" Goku gasped. "VEGETA!!! You aren't counting days until we go back to the island, ARE YOU!?"
"Of course not, Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled.
"Oh." Goku said. He shrugged. "Then why are you thinking about Frieza?"
"I was just thinking about how much of a twit he is," Vegeta said. "And why he's so dumb. And why he's so whacked out and he needs to get help at Charter. And I could go on forever! You know what I'm sayin?"
"Yeah," Goku nodded. "But it's not nice to call people twits, and dumb, and whacked out, and say that they need help from Charter, Vegeta."
"Frieza not exactly a PEOPLE, now is he?" Vegeta asked.
"Well, no…" Goku said, frowning and looking at the ground.
"Then I'm not being rude," Vegeta said. "And I'm the Saiyan PRINCE! I can do whatever I want." Vegeta stood up. "Goodbye, Kakarott!"
*~*~*
"Ahahahahaha!" Marron laughed and clapped her hands.
"Quiet, child." Vegeta said, covering Marron's mouth.
Everyone gasped. "VEGETA!!!!"
"What!?" Vegeta demanded.
"You talked about Frieza behind his back!" Everyone but Goku, Vegeta, and Frieza yelled.
"So?" Vegeta asked, a raised eyebrow.
"Vegeta, I'm ashamed!" Bulma declared. "You're supposed to be setting an example for our SON." Her voice softened on 'son' and she rested her hands on Trunks' shoulders. Trunks nodded.
"That's right!"
"Oh, shut up!" Vegeta ordered. Trunks opened his mouth like he was going to gasp.
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled. "Chi-Chi, let me see your newspaper!"
"No! No! No!" Vegeta climbed over the bench connected to the wooden picnic table and crawled underneath it. Bulma leaned over and lifted up the table cloth. "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A leg shot out from underneath the table and Bulma gasped. "Why you!" The newspaper went under and there was a loud "SMACK!!!", followed by an "OWW!!!!!!!!". "You know what? I like Chi-Chi's way of grounding! And since I DON'T like you, I'm going to cut down on your food by FOURTHS! Not by half, but by FOURTHS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta cried from underneath the picnic table.
"Yes." Bulma said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes." Bulma said, raising an eyebrow.
"Pretty pitiful." Goku said as Vegeta continued to cry his pathetic sounding "no".
"Yep." Chi-Chi agreed.
"You can't do this to me!!!"
"Yes I can." Bulma said.
"Okay, guys, time to go!" Frieza exclaimed.
"Really?" Everyone turned around.
"But I don't want to go…" Gohan whined.
"At least in this series we don't have to worry about the fan girls anymore." Goku said. Gohan nodded.
"Good point." Goku nodded.
"Daddy, I want you to throw me up in the air before we go!" Goten said, pulling on Goku's pant leg.
"Okay!" Goku picked Goten up and threw him in the air.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten exclaimed.
"Good thing he's doing this now and not on the island." Chi-Chi said. She took her hand making it go up, made it hit the other hand, and made sound effects: "Poof!"
"Mm hm." Bulma nodded with a giggle. Goku caught Goten and tossed him up again. Goten laughed.
"WEEEEEEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Dad! Dad! Throw me up in the air!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Not right now!" Vegeta yelled from underneath the picnic table.
"Why NOT…?" Trunks whined, looking underneath the picnic table.
"I'm trying to come up with a way to survive on one fourth of my normal amount of food!" Vegeta yelled, going back to his abacus. "Now why don't you ask Kakarott to do it!?"
"You mean Goten's Dad?" Trunks asked, hands on his hips.
"Yes, fine, whatever!" Vegeta yelled, waving his hand back and forth. Trunks shrugged and walked off, leaving his father to his abacus.
"Um…. Mr. Goten's Dad, sir?" Trunks tugged on Goku's pants.
"Huh? What is it, Trunks?" Goku blinked, forgetting to catch Goten.
"DaddyyyyyYYYYY!!!!!!!" Goten screamed as he came back down, waving his arms around. Goku caught him just in time. "Phew!"
"Will you throw me up in the air?" Trunks asked. He glanced back at the picnic table. "Dad won't do it…"
"Ohhhh!" Chi-Chi crouched down next to Trunks and ruffled his hair. Goten giggled. "Has poor little Trunks been robbed of his childhood???"
"Hey!" Trunks jerked away from Chi-Chi, causing Bulma to laugh.
"Okay, come here, Trunks!" Goku picked Trunks up and threw him in the air. Trunks started laughing.
"This is more fun than I thought it would be!" Trunks exclaimed. Goten smiled and nodded. "Higher! HIGHER!"
"Higher…?" Goku asked, as if he had never heard of it. "Okay-ay…."
Goku threw Trunks up: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………………………………………………." They all cocked their heads, ears facing the sky.
"Where did he…?" Everyone but Goku looked around.
"Ten…nine…eight…" Goku was whispering.
"Trunks…?" Vegeta slid out from underneath the picnic table and looked around. "Trunks?" Vegeta stood up. "Tru-unks…?"
"Five…four…"
"………….weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku caught Trunks as he said "one!" and dust went flying everywhere. After the dust cleared, they all looked down in a big crater to see Goku laying there, a wide-eyed Trunks in his arms. Trunks grinned. "AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta scoffed. "I can do that."
"Then why didn't you?" Eighteen asked.
"Oh, shut up!" Vegeta demanded.
"COOL! COOL!" Trunks exclaimed as he hopped around. Goku climbed out of the crater and Trunks turned to him with a HUGE grin. "Do it AGAIN!"
"Daddy! DADDY!" Goten jumped forward. "Do me! Do me!"
"Eheh heh heh heh heh!" Goku laughed nervously.
"THROW ME! THROW ME!" Goten and Trunks exclaimed.
"I WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!" The two looked at Vegeta like he was crazy. Vegeta muttered something ("Favoritism…") and walked off.
"Okay, NOW it is time to GO!" Frieza exclaimed. "My schedule is running REALLY late!"
"Schedule…?" Gohan asked.
"Yes!" Frieza yelled. "Now let's go! Let's go!"
Everyone made a circle around Frieza and just before they were transported, Piccolo whispered to Yamcha: "I'm sure that his schedule is only made up of delivering girly games to the jackrabbits."
Now that everyone is back on the island, will they be able to survive the torture? Look on the bright side...at least they have two beaches! In the next chapter, the Mothers bring out their Family Photo Albums! But what will happen when Chi-Chi finds a picture they never took? Find out next time on FHI: The Family Photo Albums!