Erin sleeps with Renfield and gets pregnant
Then she sleeps with Vlad and gets pregnant with twins, ones renfield and ones vlads and then she puked them up and pretended they were both vlads then one of them had manky teeth and kept saying "bitey bitey" so vlad knew that it was renfields baby. Vlad ate Erin in anger, then puked her back up again and she was covered in lemons.
One of the babys ate them lemons and erin was happy that the baby had freed her from the lemony goodness. Vlad fell inlove with the lemony baby and then they had a baby and then the baby puked up the baby and it was covered in lemons and then the second lemony baby fell inlove with Vlad and then they had a baby and the baby had a baby and puked up the baby and the end.