Do you really think that I own the office? If I was the creator, I'd be writing new episodes, or counting my money! Dumbass...
"Today is a very special day!" Michael said as he walked into the office. "It was a 'Very special day' yesterday. What is it today?" Angela said in her melancholy voice. Kevin spoke up: "It's actually been a special day every day thepat couple weeks." "Yes, Kevin, but today really is a special day. It's my birthday!" The office was silent. "Yay!" Jim clapped ad put on his akward smile. Pam looked at him and smiled. (Itaics are camera interviews) Pam: Michael has to be treated like a kid. Every year we have a big party for him, an we have to act all happy. It's kinda funny. Kinda... Sigh... "Anyways, quess wht we're gonna do today!" He boomed. ""Have a party for Mikey?" Jim said. "Like, WOW! You're right! And at my party, we're going to eat CAKE! Isn't it going to be GREAT!" Everybody in the office(except Mike) exchanges strange & akward looks. Oscar put his face in his hands. "Hey, what's up, sad sack?!" Michael asked him. "Well, you throw these stupid partys every year. They cost a lot of money, and nobody even en-" "I think your parties are fun." Phyliss says before Oscar can finish. "They're real nostailgic. Like from when I wa a kid." "And Jan doesn't like the parties either." "Yes, Oscar, but I think that-" "I kind of like the parties too." Toby inturrupts. "Dang it! Nobody care what you think about my party!" Michael yelled at him. He shrinked back and chewed his pencil. "Like, WOW. See you in 3 hours, I hope to have a happy b-day!" "Wait Michael, why didn't you tell me about this in advance?" Dwight said from th corner. " Uh, because. I wanted it to be a suprise." "Oh."
The theme song for The Office plays.
"Oh my god! Like, WOW!" Michael boomed as he stepped into the office. Unfortunately, it was only momentary. He had expected more. He looked around and saw 3 streamers, a small cake, and 1 balloon. "Wh- what is this?" "These is your birthday decorations. The office was alread cluttered, so we didn't get much." Jim said. "I personally picked out al the decorations. Question: Do you like the streamers?" Dwight bragged. "No! No, I do not like the streamers! There's only 3 of 'em! 3! And look at this cake! It's- It's so small!" he walked over to the cake and pushed it. It only made it halfway off the table, so he pushed it again. "And 1 balloon! 1! And what does it say-" He turned the balloon so everyone could see it. "It's a girl?! Why?!" "Because, that's all they had." Dwight said. Everyone looked at himand scolded. "What? I tried!" "I'm takin a personal day. Goodbye! No, more like BADbye!" And with that, Michael walked out the door. He didn't come back for 2 days.