A/N: This is roughly based on a true story! My friend's parents' story to be exact, unfortunately, she refuses to reveal her name! But if this sounds familiar, it's really coincidental. I don't own anything and this is my disclaimer throughout the whole fic.

Bloody Hell

Part 1: Cranberry?

Bloody hell… And she couldn't be more right.

The pinkette, Sakura Haruno, intently scanned over the Team 7 with piercing jade eyes. She needed to choose the right person to do the job, but who to choose? The right person would have to be someone mature!

Team Seven, mature? Believe it! NOT! Sakura mentally punched herself. Be careful, Sakura…you're beginning to sound like Naruto.

Believe it or not, Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke and Naruto were over at her house. They haven't had missions during the past week and had run out of things to do. Even collecting dust bunnies, staring at empty space, reading perverted books and sleeping were already scratched off the 'to do' list. On the other hand, everything was fine.

…Right. Until the word came in mind…buckle up, it had gone downhill from here.

The time of the month came. Every girl knew it but Sakura just purely forgot. She had gotten her period and had run out of pads. Actually, she just woke up from her stupid nap and felt wet.

The Uchiha prince turned at the cherry blossom as he held an opened CD case. At least he had something to do and nothing to worry about. Yawning, a blonde sat up from the couch and slowly made his way—

"Too much cranberry juice…"

"DAMN!" Gasping, she shut the door closed with a thunderous slam. Who to choose?

Rigid, Sakura stood inside her bathroom and her eyes transfixed into a doomed glare. Blood had soaked her pants and tinted her red robe over them with the darker shade of crimson. She stared at the mirror several times; her eyes bulging wide, her shoulders slumped... blood on her pants. This can't be happening... Sakura thought deeply.

Well, she could try to run out of the house in the speed of light and get into the store, buy the damn things and run home.

But what about her guests? They'd be nosy enough to follow her. And then find out! Plus, she can't leave them, her mother would kill her.

All hell would break loose.

Suddenly, it just got a little worse.

Knocking on the door, there echoed a yell, "Sakura-chan! Let me in! I have to go!"

That voice she knew all too well. It was the damn blonde. Naruto.

Outside, Naruto held a tight grip on his pants. His navy blue eyes bubbling in tears and whimpering like a wounded dog.

'Why now?' Sakura bit her lip and looked around frantically. She can't let anyone in! Slowly opening the door, Sakura smiled sheepishly and swallowed. "Just a minute…Naruto…"

"AARRRGGHHH!" she screeched after she had shut the door close on Naruto's face. She leaned at the door, now sweat forming on her forehead. Looking around, she saw her window but it was too small to climb through! Transforming as one of the boys and going into the store wasn't an option moreover! Transforming as Ino wouldn't be so bad either…if she wasn't so ugly! Sakura thought.

Kakashi-sensei sat on the couch, his uncovered eye focused onto the text on his book. Hearing the entire clamour between the two, he inwardly groaned. 'Why me?' he glanced at the blonde ninja then at the wooden door. The silver-haired man fleeted a delirious Sasuke a glance. Sighing in defeat, Kakashi-sensei rose from his seat and approached the door. Why does he have to be their babysitter?

"Sakura, is there something wrong?" Kakashi asked as he too knocked on the door.

The blonde screeched again, "HURRY IT UP, WILL YA SAKURA!"

A heated yell came from inside, "SHUT UP NARUTO! IT'S MY BATHROOM!"

"OH YEAH! WELL, NATURE CALLS ME TO BE IN THERE!" Naruto retorted.

The raven-haired ninja laid upside down on the single seat nearby, listening to one of Sakura's CDs. Who knew she liked hard core metal? His eyes were closed, trying to relax in an awkward position. He had just finished listening on the first song when he heard the growing commotion. Opening one eye, he pressed the stop button. He removed the headset from his ears with a scowl. Can't a guy relax?

"What is that noise about?" yelled he, still on the couch.

"Sakura won't let me in the washroom!" Naruto complained almost near tears.

"It's her bathroom," Sasuke snorted, getting his head back up.

"But I need to GO! She's just in there! Not doing anything!"

"I NEED SOME PRIVACY!" her annoyed screech came from inside. "How the hell would you know, idiot?"

"I NEED TO PEE!"

With that, he slowly strolled to them both. Kakashi's eye was set on his book, yet again.

"Hmph. Have you bothered knocking on the door?" he asked with an eyebrow up.

"Yes."

"Then move over," he said with a bored expression on his face.

Oh shit… Sakura sweatdropped. I have to think of something quick.

His eyes sneered into glare and soon, with one blink, his onyx eyes turned blazing red with three dots. His Sharingan was activated. But then, he couldn't see past the door for some reason…

"I can't see…damn it," he cursed. He had just remembered that only Byakugan users can see through objects and see what a person was doing on the side. But he did see Sakura's chakra.

The blonde couldn't help but yell, "What! YOU BLIND IDIOT!" He couldn't help it but slap the back of Sasuke's head.

'Gotta keep the hidden genjutsu up!' cold sweat began to form on her back as the heat slowly suffocated her in the bathroom. Or was she just blushing?

"Sakura," he knocked gently on the door. "Open up..."

Kakashi-sensei and Naruto exchanged looks. This was going to work like a charm now, with Sasuke now talking to the cherry blossom. Everyone knew she couldn't resist Sasuke's bidding, whether to jump off a cliff or kill herself, she would be willing to do everything he wished.

"I...can't!" Sakura replied, her face turning red as the ripest cherry.

Naruto gasped, "Why the hell not?"

"Because!"

Naruto's eyes bulged as he dropped to the floor. "SAKURAAA! JUST OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

"Naruto needs to go," Sasuke said with a stoic look.

"...I know that," she laughed anxiously.

"Sakura, this isn't funny," Kakashi-sensei now spoke in a serious tone. "Please open the door."

"NO!"

"Or Naruto will go on your bed!" Kakashi-sensei raised his voice.

"Oh the hell with you all," Sasuke muttered. "Stand back," and with that, he performed the hand-signs.

"What the hell are you doing, you fucking dumbass?" Naruto yelled at the Uchiha. "You'll blow up half the house, along with Sakura!"

Sakura's eyes widened as she heard Naruto's outburst of Sasuke blowing her up. And half of her house! What would her mother do to her? Not that it would matter since she'll be blown to bits along with the half of the house! Frightened, she began to step away from the door. "Sasuke, d-don't!"

Kakashi took his book and smacked it on Sasuke's head, "Listen to your teammate."

"...fine," Sasuke muttered angrily. They were the biggest party-poopers in the world right at this moment. He was going to have fun since nothing fun ever happened with this damn team. His insane brother knew better fun, aside from killing people.

"PLEASE SAKURA!" Naruto yelled, tears rolling out from his eyes.

"I CAN'T" Sakura screamed.

"Can I at least blow the door off?" Sasuke wanted to do it really badly. His hands trembled, itching to do something.

"Why not? Come on Sakura, just tell us. We won't make fun of you…" Kakashi-sensei said, getting slightly annoyed.

"I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! SAKURA, YOU ARE COMING OUTTA THERE!" a sudden yell came from Sasuke.

"It's because... I-I-I.. have..m-my... KYAAA!" Sakura screamed as the door exploded off its hinges. Quickly, she glanced as the once said 'door' burned into ashes. The kunoichi made a grab for the long white towel hanging nearby and covered her body from her chest to her upper leg. The boys were dumbfounded at this.

"Ehh...what are you doing with a towel around you like that?"

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