Summary: Rei notices the balled up tissues in Izumi's room and thinks the worst. CRACKFIC ALERT

Warning: Mentions of masturbation but that's really it.

Rating: T

A/N: I believe Izumi locked himself in his room in episode 6 or 7. Please correct me if I'm wrong. If not, you know what episode I'm talking about. This is set during that episode.

I've been wanting to do a 'Love Stage!' fanfiction for a while now but never got a real plot in mind; until I logged into Tumblr a few weeks ago (Huge thanks to whoever made that Tumblr post about the balled up tissues in Izumi's room~! (If you happen to find this person's username, could you please tell me? I would love to thank that person for the idea~ THANK YOU~)).

~ENJOY~


Rei massaged his temples in an attempt to chase away the oncoming headache as Izumi continued to deny the reason on why he was wearing an Ichijou Ryouma shirt.

He took a look around Izumi's room, taking in the piles of Ichijou Ryouma items and just all the trash around said room in general.

'This looks worse than my own house…' Rei thought to himself.

He turned his attention back to the sniffling Izumi, gazing at him with slight pity. He didn't mean to press him about his (obvious) crush on Ichijou-san, but Izumi needed some kind of push.

Rei was about to say something but his peripheral vision caught sight of white circle near Izumi. Turning his attention towards it, he realized it to be a balled up tissue.

On any other day, Rei would've brushed it off as a random snot-filled tissue left forgotten on the floor.

But Izumi had been locked up in his room, alone, for 3 days. Rei was, of course, thinking the worst.

He then shook his head of such inappropriate thoughts. Izumi didn't have that big of a crush on Ryouma. Rei then once again caught sight of all the online bought Ichijou Ryouma products that were surrounding the two.

His fear grew exceptionally high when he saw a few more balled up tissues lying around haphazardly*.

"I-Izumi…" Rei had begun to ask about it but was interrupted by the sound of Ryouma's most recent commercial for a men's perfume.

The commercial had been playing for about a week now since it first aired but this was really the first time Rei took note that Ryouma was shirtless and doing (erotic) poses to show off the 'product'.

Once the commercial was over, Rei hesitantly looked back over towards Izumi. Izumi, on the other hand, now had his back to Rei and leaning forward, his face down.

"Izumi-san? Are you okay?" The secretary of Senapro asked worriedly.

"Rei?" Izumi started to say, "Can you get me some more tissues?"

Rei pushed up his glasses and replied hesitantly, "W-Why would you need any more tissues?"

Izumi began to slowly turned around towards Rei, in which Rei jumped back; he didn't wish to see anything if Izumi was doing what Rei thought his was doing.

"Because," Izumi turned around completely before all hell broke loose, "I CAN'T STOP THE BLEEDING AND I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO GO OUT OF MY ROOM TO GET ANYMORE! RE~I, PLEASE HELP ME!"

Rei felt his eye twitch as just stood there, watching Izumi freak out just because of a nose-bleed.

He then began to say something but all the words were stuck in his throat. Rei then simply turned to leave Izumi's room and went to get him another box of tissues.


*I just re-learned this word today in English and felt like using a big word for once…. (For those who don't know what it means; Haphazardly – Lack of order, plan, or direction; random)

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