Sasuke Jr. is The Hall Monitor
Sasuke jr. just got a job at school being a hall monitor. The hall monitor uniform was army camouflage with black football paint under there eyes. He spotted a student not in class. "Hall Dawg 6 to hall dog 3, I got one near the gym." Said Sasuke "You need backup?" asked hall Dawg 3 "Im Good, ill book him with my new technique, the Obama Waesengan, hall Dawg 6 out, now lets get this jutsu started Obama!,Obama!,Obama!" It looks like a regular rasengan. Then the criminal turned around "what the?!" then Obama's picture appeared on the rasengan and said "WE NEED CHANGE!!!!" then it nailed the criminal in the chest, and his shirt tore off. The rasengan had Burt the words "We need Change!" then smoke appeared and Sasuke was gone "Owww… where is he?" said the criminal, then "Earth style: Head hunter jutsu!" Sasuke put him immobilized in the ground with his head above ground still. Then Sasuke put the citation to detention on his head and said, "Wipe your ass now, bitch." And walked off. "Hall Dawg 6, come in!" "This is hall Dawg 6, now what the hell is so important!" "We are about to ambush 4 kids near the academic wing. Well book em, you take em out!" 2 second later "lets do this S**t!" said Sasuke "Damn, you fast Sasuke, lets go." Obama!, Obama!, OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "WE NEED ****IN CHANGE!!!!!!!!! ILL TAKE QUARTERS! NICKELS! WE NEED IT TO RAISE OUR HEALTHCARE!,BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU WILL NEED WHEN SASUKE AND I ARE DONE WITH YOU!!! SO DIE!!!" said Obama, and he nailed 3 of them, the 4rth got away " We got a runner!" " I don't wanna die!!!" he screamed, but it was too late. Sasuke put him under ground, and make him get tortured. They took out a boom box "Its peanut butter jelly time!!!!" "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" He screamed, and they booked them. "That was a good day on the force! Like our motto says,!" "GET YOUR ASS BACK TO CLASS!" they all said and they went to lunch.