Um...Parody? Sort of? No? Okay, then...What I Wish Would Have Happened. I'm just spewing these one-shot's out, aren't I? BPOV, BTW, LOL...haha...I just had to do that...
Three Little Words
A One-Shot by: -FacelessxAuthor-
My entire whole trembled as I stood on Jacob's doorstep.
I had to literally grip my fist as it jerked forward. Jeez, what was wrong with me? I was just tell him...Well, maybe it was because of guilt. I had snuck away from Alice while she was babysitting me (again) to come down to La Push. Since I was already here, I may as well get it over with.
Before I knew what was happening, my fist was knocking on the faded wood. Moments later, Jacob threw open the door, a huge grin consuming his dark face. "Bells!"
"Hey," I said, smiling hesitantly.
He frowned, sensing that something must me wrong. "You okay?"
"Erm," I ran my fingers through my hair - a trait I had picked up from Edward. "Sort...of?"
"Hey, wanna come in?"
I paused, deducting. "Nah. Could we just talk here?"
"Sure,"
He waited a bit impatiently as I fidgeted, trying to figure out how I would say this. Finally, I blurted out, "I have something to say."
Jacob raised an eyebrow, amused by my obviousness. "Yeah, I sort of gathered that much." I blushed furiously, clearly embarassed. Really, how was I going to say this? How could I? God, would Edward be mad? Dang, this is confusing.
"Okay, so basically...I was thinking about you, Jake..." I bit my lip, wondering how I should continue.
"Yeah?" His voice was soft and he conciously moved his face closer to mine. I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back, he was right there. As in, his lips were inches from mine.
"And...I...uh..." My voice stumbled, my heart was beating erratically.
He smirked lightly. "You can just tell me, Bells."
But, I couldn't.
"Bella..." His lips were a mere centimeter from mine.
Then was when I decided to blurt what was on my mind, exactly. "Screw you, Jacob."
He jerked back in surprise. "What?"
I gave an exasperated sigh. "Well, see, you're always so pushy telling me to choose! And then, Edward said he was happy with whoever I chose as long as I was happy, while you're always saying, 'it's either me or the Bloodsucker.' Or some other crap you're willing to demand of me! I'm sick and tired of it and I just came to tell you goodbye because, whether or not your my best friend, I'm sick and tired of all your shit."
With that, I stormed off dramatically, leaving Jacob dumbstruck on the front porch.
Ah. I feel better now.
Yeah, I know I don't usually have cussing in my stories, but it's just one little word! It's extremely short and I don't really like the ending but...Bella finally came to realize why Jacob Black must die in a hole...all alone...WITH FIFTY CATS!
So. Go ahead you Team Jacob, scream and cuss at me. I'll take is like a woman!
Lisa: ...
Me: WHAT?!
Lisa: Oh, nothing...
Me: Just tell 'em.
Lisa: *grins* -FACELESSXAUTHOR- DOESN'T OWN TWILIGHT! YAY!
Me: YAY?
Lisa: What?
Me: Ugh, nevermind.
-FacelessxAuthor- and Lisa