Edward squatted down and pushed out his cobra crossbred with a sword out of the scabbard in his lower intestine. The rage he felt seeing Bella forced to eat the delinquents of the cookie planet warped the metal around him.
"Hang in there, Bella! You'll be scheduled for liposuction soon!"
Bella looked at Edward, drowsy and comforted.
"You will not remove my rule of this world, for only I am the one true queen."
Bella's obese sausage fingers gripped a squid person, and squeezed him until his head exploded.
"You are no longer my wife..." gasped Edward weakly, "I must put you down in honor of the bond I made."
Edward swung his coblade, the castle buckled and cracked. Eddie then ran towards the fat blob that used to be his wife, and he thrust the sword into her abdomen. He released the souls of the delinquent cookians and shattered the soul that once inhabited that body.
Bella let a horrid screech loose as she died. The windows shattered and the lenses in Edward's eyes cracked, permanently giving a fracture throughout all of Edward's vision. Edward pushed himself off the ground and lifted up a cowboy hat that doubled as Bella's crown, but which also held her soul. Edward now holds power over the squid people of Beya Prime.
Edward knew this power was too much for even him to handle, so he thrust his sword in the ground, and grabbed one of Bella's fingers. He took a bite, and already felt the weight shift to his thighs and a bulge in his gut.
Edward bent over and spread his gluteus maximuses. He grabbed his sword passed a gas cloud so enormous that Beya Prime became a gas giant, and the force of the blast launched Edward into space, drifting from one Solar System to another. Edward shed a tear knowing the squid people of Beya Prime are no longer able to survive on their world for more than a few seconds.