Yuko's Doki Doki Love Lesson!

A/N: Woop~ My second fanfic! Another one from CLAMP's works. It's all about love and laughs so for those who like getting their heart squeezed, I'll try giving some of that after I got used to everything. Rated T to be on the safe side and what to come~

Disclaimer: Sadly, and I mean it, I don't own any of CLAMP's artworks or their hotties. How I wanted to get my hands on one of them. Don't you?

Summary: What happens when you leave the broadcasting room to Horitsuba Gakuen's one and only headmistress? If you guessed anything other than chaos, you're absolutely wrong.

PART I: "Ah, it's good to be young…"

DING! DONG!

THE RECESS bell sounded, signalling it was time for lunch once more. Class B was like any other, filled with chattering. In this class was where one of the famous transfer student, Li Syaoran while his twin older brother Li Syaoron was placed in Class C; along with Syaoran was the duo of Watanuki Kimihiro and Domeki Suzuka. As usual, the boys were seated together for lunch with their own lunch boxes-minus Domeki waiting for the girls from Class C, Kinomoto Sakura and Kunogi Himawari. Syaoran was a lucky young man, you see. Not only he cooked himself, he also had a brother who was an equally, though he claimed, to be a better cook . Today's lunch was prepared by the older, much cooler and mature twin, Syaoron.

"Syaoran-kun, your lunch is amazing, as usual," praised Watanuki as Syaoran opened his bento box.

"This is all thanks to Nii-san, though. He's so good at cooking," replied, the timid, already slightly red brunette.

Syaoron opened his bento box and gave a cool smile as he looked at Watanuki's own. "You're not too bad yourself, Watanuki-kun," he said coolly. "It's apparently really delicious judging by how Domeki hasn't spoken a word and keep eating," he added.

The glass wearing Watanuki's head turned swiftly towards Domeki and his index fingers pointed at the poker face-somehow deemed as his 'best friend' shakily as he gave a horrified sound. He grabbed his huge bento box and placed them out of reach for the 'huge glutton'.

"Oi, lunch," was all Domeki muttered, extending his chopsticks. The lack of words fueled Watanuki's anger more than ever-not to mention the 'glutton' only referred to him as 'Oi'.

"My name's Watanuki Kimihiro! Will you stop calling people simply with just 'Oi'?! Who gave you permission to eat before everyone else's settled? These are to be shared with Himawari-chan and Sakura-chan so at least wait for them to get here!" Watanuki barked angrily while Domeki closed his ears with his hands, his expressionless face still intact, which in return, angers Watanuki even more.

"It's very lively, naa, Soel?" Larg asked, as they laughed at Watanuki and Domeki's antics.

"It is and it's so much fun, Larg," answered Soel, giggling and hugging Larg. Soel and Larg were the school mascots, the Mokonas. Soel was the white Mokona and Larg was the black Mokona. A free advice, just bear with the two and do not ask what a Mokona-the rabbit (?)-like creatures which were Soel and Larg.

"Oh, yeah. Nii-san, what was keeping Himawari-san and Sakura-san, erm, Sakura-chan so long?" Syaoran asked, blushing as he added 'chan' to Sakura's name like the green eyed girl had told him to.

The older of Li twins smiled coolly. He was not much a man with words. He was an observer, different than his cute brother. "They were stopped by Yuko-sensei on their way here," he answered as he took a seat and opened the thermos he brought with him.

"Horitsuba Gakuen, an institution ranging from kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, high school and university was built on a large estate where everything was prepared on its grounds. This included malls, hospitals, cinemas and every possible facility available. Hosting over a thousand people, including the students' and staffs' families, it was one of the largest institute ever existed."

"Larg, what're you doing?" Soel asked as she peeked over Larg's body.

"Ah, I'm telling our readers about Horitsuba Gakuen," the black Mokona answered followed by an understanding nod from the white Mokona.

The door to Class B slid open and a light, chestnut haired girl entered with her double pony tailed brunette friend.

"Himawari-chaaa~n!" Watanuki squealed happily as Himawari approached the boys. As usual, the sweet natured girl smiled at Watanuki's antics and greeted him in return. "Sorry we took a while Watanuki-kun, Syaoran-kun, Syaoron-kun, Domeki-kun and Mokonas," she apologized.

"Iie, it's alright, Himawari-chan! Let's have lunch together. I made mochi for desserts today," Watanuki replied cheerfully as he pulled a chair for Himawari-which she thanked and sat peacefully, giggling seeing Domeki taking a piece of eggs in Watanuki's bento, the said male argued with one-sidedly.

The other female, Sakura had walked over to her secret-not-so-secret crush, Syaoran's side, smiling at the trio's antics on the way. Syaoran was smiling sweetly at him, a smile that always got half of the school population squeal and making her heart beating erratically. She sat down next to him, putting a pink wrapped bento box on the four joined desks. She smiled guiltily at the cute brunette.

"Gomene, Syaoran-kun. Yuko-sensei wanted to tell us something earlier," the girl named after cherry blossoms apologized.

"No, it's alright, Sakura-chan. It's not your fault and… I'm willing to wait for you for..ever…" Replied Syaoran, sporting a blush, along with Sakura herself.

Syaoron smiled seeing at them being so adorable. Jealous? Well, since he was seeing someone as well, he had no time to be so. In which he had yet to introduce to the group, enjoying the suspense since Syaoran, Watanuki, Sakura and his last birthday celebration. Feeling like helping the shy couple, now embarrassed, he decided to break off the 'blush trance'. "So, what did Yuko-sensei had to say?"

"Yes, yes, what did Yuko say?" The two Mokonas decided to join in, curious even if they were looking forward to teasing the two.

"Oh, Yuko-sensei's giving us a break from today's lunch broadcast. She said she got it covered," Himawari answered in Sakura's place after she helped herself with Watanuki's sausage.

"Hn. Oi, pass me the tempura," was what Domeki decided to comment. Receiving a 'can't-you-think-of-something-other-than-food' from Watanuki.

"I almost forgot. Yuko-sensei wanted to see Mokonas at the broadcasting room," Sakura added.

"Got it! Arigato, Sakura-chan, for the message," Larg said as he bounced off the desk.

"We'll get going now, so see ya!" Soel exclaimed as she trotted behind Larg, being lovey-dovey as usual.

Watanuki sighed as he drank the tea Syaoron offered, his throat was dry over yelling at that glutton Domeki. He looked ahead in wonder as he said, "I'm surprised Yuko-sensei gave us a break. Normally she's such a selfish slave driver."

"Who're you calling a slave driver, April Fool's Watanuki? That's not nice." A voice echoed through the school PA system, no doubt it belonged to the one and only Ichihara Yuko, headmistress of High School Section, Horitsuba Gakuen.

"How-how'd she heard me?" Watanuki muttered as he stumbled on his chair, looking anxiously for a spy camera.

"It's really not nice, naa, Soel?" Came Larg's voice.

"Deshou? Watanuki needs to be nicer~" Soel's sing song voice was next.

"I'm always nice you meat buns duo! Wait, that was fast! How'd they get to the broadcasting room so fast?"

"Tsk, tsk. Mokonas are very talented you see," was the reply.

"Yappari, there's a spy camera somewhere," said Watanuki as he got up and searched the class rather comically.

Inside the broadcasting room, Yuko smirked as she sat on the chair, a pair of headphones on her head-which was shaped like Chii's ears and a microphone in front of her. She flipped the script for today's broadcast and made an exhausted face. These kids are no fun. She thought to herself as she threw the script over her shoulders.

"Alright, today your headmistress will give you a lesson. Here goes 'Yuko's Doki Doki Love Lesson'! Also featuring our school idols, the Mokonas!" Yuko's cheerful voice boomed across the whole school.

The group in Class B gaped in their seats, along with others in the whole school, except for a smiling Himawari, a 'whatever-tasty-food' Domeki and a coolly grinning Syaoron.

"First part of the lesson, the various types of love!" Yuko's voice resounded, a little too cheerful for comfort. "Okay. So the first one is love at first sight. Does Larg knows how this love works?"

"Yes~ First love is the type when you see someone, you fell in love at her-or him instantly," said the black Mokona in a happy voice.

"Just like Syaoran and Sakura~" The white Mokona replied happily.

The said pair blushed into a shade of red, they looked as if they were steaming from embarrassment. Himawari smiled. "It really does seem that way," she commented, giggling, adding Syaoran and Sakura's blush.

"Hi-Himawari-chan," Watanuki called to her, silently lining she should stop, feeling sorry for both Syaoran and Sakura.

Syaoron chuckled a bit looking at their cute reaction, which made his brother and his not-so-official-girlfriend-not-so-secret-crush turned towards him, blushing a shade deeper, if that was possible. "Ni-Nii-san!" Syaoran squeaked.

"Warui, you two look adorable that way. Don't pay any attention to what Soel said, it's not like it's true anyway," he said in a rather challenging tone-if you observed carefully.

"Ah, Sakura-san-eto-Sakura-chan, it's not that I don't like you! I-I really like you and, err," Syaoran's speech stopped as he could not bring himself to confess just yet. It was embarrassing to do such thing in front of this many people and he was unprepared!

"I-It's alright, Syaoran-kun! I-I understand. I-I really like you as well and, um, ano," similar to Syaoran, Sakura was thinking the exact same thoughts. This cute love birds…

Domeki swallowed a piece of meat and turned his gaze towards Syaoron, who was sitting next to him. With the same expressionless face, he asked, flatly, "You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

"I guess. Just a little bit. They're just so adorable," the brunette replied with a smile, shrugging.

"The second form of love, the love-hate type!" Yuko's voice cheered again through the speakers. "This type loves their pair just as much as hates them and often argued as a form of affection-in common cases," explained the 'having too much fun' headmistress.

"Just like Watanuki and Domeki!" Larg chimed.

"Just like Fai and Kurogane too!" Soel added.

The poor four-eyed male stumbled on his feet and fell on the floor comically. "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU TWISTED SLAVE DRIVER, MEATBUNS?!" His voice rang all across the school, along with another which sounded alike, in terms of words-a voice belonging to Horitsuba Gakuen, High School Section's P.E teacher, Suwa Kurogane.

"Haha. It does seems like that between you two, Watanuki-kun," Himawari giggled, amused by Watanuki's reactions, though she never voiced it aloud. "What do you think, Domeki-kun?"

"Hn…" The rather 'I-don't-know-why-he's-famous-in Watanuki's opinion' male looked at the ceiling as if he would find his answer there. He was seemingly seriously thinking the whole matter. "Uh-huh…?" He replied at last, tilting his head with that annoying poker face.

"You don't need to THINK about it, IDIOT DOMEKI! It's NOT true! We're NOT even friends!" Watanuki yelled, grabbing the male's collar and shaking him furiously yet his face remained the same.

"You two get along so well as usual, Watanuki-kun, Domeki-kun," commented the double ponytailed brunette, Himawari with a sunshine-like smile.

Watanuki's face fell as he felt his body limp hearing that comment. "Himawari-chan…" He mumbled dejectedly. He felt two hands grasping both side of his shoulders and patting them. Syaoran and Syaoron was comforting him. "I don't think this is helping, Syaoran-kun, Syaoron-kun, but thanks anyway," he told the twins. Both exchanged a look and patted the black haired male's shoulder again.

"Help yourself with some cookies, Watanuki-kun. I know they aren't true," Sakura said calmly, holding out a container filled with butterscotch cookies.

"Sakura-chan…" Watanuki said in a very relieved tone hearing what he needed most as he hugged the short-haired cherry blossom, though briefly, platonically, managed to make a certain brunette twitch and the other amused.

"Moving on, the next is the sweet type! This type of love just makes you want to go aww~" Yuko's voice broke the drama in Class B.

"That's just like us, nee, Larg?" Soel's voice sounded, rather dreamily…?

"Of course, Soel. There's no other pair as sweet as us," replied the male, black Mokona, hugging his counterpart.

"Get a room, you two~" Yuko was making cat calls to the two school idols.

For once, Watanuki, Himawari, Syaoron, Syaoran and Sakura just laughed off at something Yuko said through the school radio for the day-surprisingly, Domeki smiled!

"Next form of love… Ooo~ A hot, blazing, passionate love!" Yuko cheered happily.

"Do we know anyone with that kind of love?" Asked Soel.

"…"

"Cha-chan~ A little birdie just told me a delicious news~" The headmistress's voice sounded, breaking the silence. The audience-everyone listening was either very interested on what it might be or sweat dropped fearing this might be a bad omen.

"What is it, Yuko-sensei?" Larg asked, excitedly. Again, bad omen.

"It seems a certain group of maidens with red (Hikaru), blonde (Fuu) and blue (Umi) hair saw one of our school heartthrob, 'Little Dragon' kissing someone passionately in an alley near Tirol," mused the black haired headmistress.

"Hmm… 'Little Dragon'? Who could that be?" Soel sounded confused.

"Ah! Isn't that Syaoron-kun?" Larg answered.

"Ding! Ding! Larg's so smart~" Yuko's clapping could be heard through the speakers.

For a moment, the whole school was silent.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh?!" It seemed everyone think alike as the sound echoed.

Syaoran, blushing furiously stared at his older brother along with the whole class. Watanuki gaped, Sakura also blushing, Himawari looked surprised-Syaoron did went around the school looking rather calm, composed, not to mention indifferent most of the time-and even Domeki stared at the said male with quirked eyebrow, his face could be translated as disbelief.

"N-Ni-Nii-san?! I-I-Is it true?!" Syaoran exclaimed, a bit stuttering.

The said male tilted his head. "Yeah, why?" He answered as if it was the most normal thing-in a way, it was.

"I-I never take you as… Pa-passionate…" Watanuki's voice was also stuttering, as if trying to make out a decent respond to the rather shocking truth. It was a shock, Syaoron's confession about seeing someone at their birthday picnic slash party but this was way beyond that.

"I think everyone would want to kiss the person they love senseless and do a lot more, naa, Otouto-chan, Sakura-chan?" Syaoran replied, calmly with a hint of cheekiness.

U-Uwaan! Sya-Syaoron-kun's so… so… eto… Kyaa! Was all that was registered in Sakura's mind. "Ni-Nii-san!" Syaoran called, feeling embarrassed-kind of guilty for making Sakura's uncomfortable. His and Sakura's face were beet red, Syaoron swore he saw steam puffing out of their head.

"Now, shall we have desserts?" Syaoron answered the call-no, directed it at a different direction, looking as if nothing happened as he opened the bento box containing mochi, assorted berries and tarts.

"I knew it. You're having too much fun with this," commented Domeki as he let himself enjoy a piece of mochi, then another. Syaoron chuckled.

DING! DONG!

The bell sounded again, signalling recess was over. Himawari smiled sadly, looking at the desserts and her own share of lunch. They were so absorbed with the day's broadcast they were eating lunch slower than usual. Noticing this, Sakura turned to Himawari-also as a way to stop herself from turning into a cherry blossom, in terms of colour.

"What's wrong, Himawari-chan?"

"It's just… Time flew so fast. I haven't finished lunch and I really want to taste Watanuki-kun's mochi," answered the brunette, smiling.

"It seems we're too caught up with Yuko-sensei's… Urm…" Way to go on not blushing, Sakura.

" 'Doki Doki Love Lesson'. It's very amusing and surprising," finished Himawari,musing over the day's events yet still feeling a bit disappointed she could not finish lunch.

"Think of it like this, Himawari-chan, at least we're finally safe from that slave driver of a teacher," comforted Watanuki.

"Ufufufufu~ Too bad, April Fool's Watanuki. I'm announcing free period until 'Yuko's Doki Doki Love Lesson' ends!" Yuko delivered a rather wicked laugh after that.

"Usoooooooooooooooo!" Watanuki's wail soon followed as most students and teachers sweat dropped hearing the rather selfish announcement of their headmistress.

Hn. Another peaceful day. Domeki thought as he grabbed another dish and continued eating.

END-PART I

A/N: I'm making this a two or three part story. I'm starting on the second part now so I might be able to finish it by weekend. Second part, we'll go to the next lesson in the views of Horitsuba Gakuen teachers.

Please comment and rate! I'm still new with Fanfiction, so sorry if I'm not that good. I accept constructing criticism but no flames, please!