A/N: I own nothing, and SM owns all Twilight characters. I also don't own anyone else's fanfics, so if I'm stealing your ideas, tell me and I'll do something about it. Constructive criticism welcomed
-Edward is sitting at the kitchen table, reading a book, when Bella walks in-
"Edward…"
"Yes, love?"
"I'm bored"
"Okay"
"Can I have a flamethrower?"
"No."
"But Bill the power saw is lonely"
"Bella, why do you have a power saw?"
"Well, it's technically not my power saw… and I don't actually use it, but I bet Emmett would let
me use it if I asked really nicely."
"Thats it. I'm taking you somewhere far away from Emmett, Alice and other people who are
willing to give you power tools"
"You're no fun"
"I'm offended."
"What harm could I do with a flamethrower? Or a power saw?"
"No comment."
"We're indestructible"
"I'm not sure about that"
"If I didn't like danger, I wouldn't have hung out with really strong, fast people who wanted my blood, and could kill me, and you would have been sad and alone forever"
"Can't argue with that logic"
"Pretty, pretty please?"
"No. Puppy dog eyes will not change my mind."
"I'll just go buy one myself then."
"I'm pretty sure you need I.D. to buy something that dangerous."
"I have I.D.!"
"The one that says you're 17 and in high school?"
"It says that?"
"Yup."
"I wonder if Carlisle would buy me one."
"I doubt it. Remember the time with the hose?"
"Yes…"
"And the time with the whipped cream?"
"Yeah?"
"And the time with the exploding refrigerator?"
"Unfortunately, yes…"
"Took us two days to put the house back together."
"That's it. You've crossed the line. I'm going to find Emmett and his power saw"
-Bella gets up and heads to the garage-